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Fri Nov 9, 2012, 10:44 PM

Romney's popular vote tally is at 47.9%. There is a God.

Before the election, I said here on DU that I would believe in a God if Romney ironically only got 47% of the vote. I was disappointed to see him in the 48% range for the last few days, but now he has fallen into the 47% range according to Huffpo.

I am now a believer and free to pursue of life of religious fulfillment.

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Reply Romney's popular vote tally is at 47.9%. There is a God. (Original post)
Cannikin Nov 2012 OP
bleever Nov 2012 #1
boingboinh Nov 2012 #2
mindwalker_i Nov 2012 #22
Throckmorton Nov 2012 #23
tavalon Nov 2012 #26
FLyellowdog Nov 2012 #3
awoke_in_2003 Nov 2012 #18
flamingdem Nov 2012 #4
D23MIURG23 Nov 2012 #5
awoke_in_2003 Nov 2012 #19
TexasTowelie Nov 2012 #21
Tutonic Nov 2012 #6
Tigress DEM Nov 2012 #7
femrap Nov 2012 #8
libdem4life Nov 2012 #9
The Wielding Truth Nov 2012 #10
Kennah Nov 2012 #11
rhett o rick Nov 2012 #12
doc03 Nov 2012 #13
RegieRocker Nov 2012 #14
Tx4obama Nov 2012 #15
democrattotheend Nov 2012 #16
ReRe Nov 2012 #17
Voice for Peace Nov 2012 #20
Qutzupalotl Nov 2012 #24
tavalon Nov 2012 #25
muriel_volestrangler Nov 2012 #27
faithfulcitizen Nov 2012 #29
SimplyMarie Nov 2012 #28
Joey Liberal Nov 2012 #30

Response to Cannikin (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 10:50 PM

1. Praise be!

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Response to bleever (Reply #1)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 10:51 PM

2. +1 Noodle

 

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Response to bleever (Reply #1)

Sat Nov 10, 2012, 01:29 AM

22. (R)amen

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Response to bleever (Reply #1)

Sat Nov 10, 2012, 01:49 AM

23. A blasphemous image of his pastaness

My eyes, what has been seen cannot be unseen.

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Response to bleever (Reply #1)

Sat Nov 10, 2012, 03:06 AM

26. Now, he's in my pantheon!

Praise be to the pasta!

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Response to Cannikin (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 10:54 PM

3. Well, if you only wanted a taste of religion, you could

lick a witch.

I'm just sayin'.

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Response to FLyellowdog (Reply #3)

Sat Nov 10, 2012, 01:11 AM

18. I once did, many times...

she seemed to like it.

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Response to Cannikin (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 11:12 PM

4. bwaaaa

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Response to Cannikin (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 11:13 PM

5. You don't have to be.

you specified 48%, which has two significant figures. 47.9% has three, and rounds to 48% if only two are reported.

But if you are looking for eligible gods to believe in, I wholeheartedly recommend this one:



Free slack with every conversion!

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Response to D23MIURG23 (Reply #5)

Sat Nov 10, 2012, 01:12 AM

19. I need slack. nt

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Response to D23MIURG23 (Reply #5)

Sat Nov 10, 2012, 01:29 AM

21. Praise Bob!

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Response to Cannikin (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 11:13 PM

6. Oh that is going to mess with his computer brain...

seriously.

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Response to Cannikin (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 11:20 PM

7. : ))

Nice to have a cool God with a sense of humor (if you choose to have one at all.)

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Response to Cannikin (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 11:23 PM

8. Please design

 

your own peaceful religion. The organized ones around today seem to cause wars, OK?

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Response to Cannikin (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 11:27 PM

9. Yeah He's a self-described, irrelevant 47% er ... LOL ... agreed, and the God has a sense of humor.

And he wants to get paid from the public teat. Oh, and maybe it's a Goddess?????

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Response to Cannikin (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 11:35 PM

10. What GOD is that now?

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Response to Cannikin (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 11:38 PM

11. Probably wasn't THAT 47%

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Response to Cannikin (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 11:54 PM

12. If there was a god lightening would have stricken Money BooBoo a long time ago. nm

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Response to Cannikin (Original post)

Sat Nov 10, 2012, 12:17 AM

13. Romney said he couldn't get the 47% of Americans that were the takers.

Then it turns out the states he carried are the states that have the highest percentage of people that don't pay federal income tax and they are the states that receive a larger percentage of federal funds. So in fact he did get their votes.

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Response to doc03 (Reply #13)

Sat Nov 10, 2012, 12:21 AM

14. You see that correctly.

 

Nice job.

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Response to Cannikin (Original post)

Sat Nov 10, 2012, 12:27 AM

15. Wikipedia is now showing 47.98% too.


Last night it was under 48 then today it went over 48 now it's back down under 48.

I suspect it will be going up and down for several more days.

Here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_presidential_election_results#Results

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Response to Cannikin (Original post)

Sat Nov 10, 2012, 01:09 AM

16. Sweet! I have been wishing this for days.

Any chance it goes down another .5% so that it rounds down to 47?

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Response to Cannikin (Original post)

Sat Nov 10, 2012, 01:09 AM

17. There's that darn 47% again...

I hope it keeps going down to at least 47.4% or better yet a solid 47%.

An election stranger than fiction. Nobody could have made this up.

'Dayammmnnn!

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Response to Cannikin (Original post)

Sat Nov 10, 2012, 01:27 AM

20. the almighty Dog is having alot of fun with this one..

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Response to Cannikin (Original post)

Sat Nov 10, 2012, 01:56 AM

24. $47.99 would be rich.

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Response to Cannikin (Original post)

Sat Nov 10, 2012, 03:04 AM

25. And she has a sense of humor!

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Response to Cannikin (Original post)

Sat Nov 10, 2012, 08:34 AM

27. And you now have 47 recs for this

Should we leave it there, just to make it perfect?

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Response to muriel_volestrangler (Reply #27)

Sat Nov 10, 2012, 02:39 PM

29. I want to rec, but I don't want to mess up the #47 heehee :)

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Response to Cannikin (Original post)

Sat Nov 10, 2012, 02:36 PM

28. That my friends..is poetic justice

I love it...it's like a cherry on top of a tasty hot fudge sundae.

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Response to SimplyMarie (Reply #28)

Sat Nov 10, 2012, 11:36 PM

30. Welcome to DU, SimplyMarie!

DU will be that much better with you here! Welcome aboard!

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