Tue Jul 31, 2012, 07:22 AM
WillParkinson (16,431 posts)
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Just heard about your stance on gay marriage. Good for you! Glad to see someone living the way God intended. Marriage should only be between a man and a woman since Leviticus 20:13 clearly tells us that a man lying with another man is an abomination. I thought I'd help you spread the word about what God considers abominations since I know you want everyone to truly follow God's word to the letter of the law just like you do.
First off I know good God fearing people like you wouldn't dare wear any poly-cotton blend clothing since wearing blended fabrics is an abomination as we know from Deuteronomy 2: 11 but I know there are many evil sinners out there that do.
Ah..I see you have animals at your camp. Wonderful! Of course I know you wouldn't have any rabbits and pigs on your farm since Leviticus 11:4-8 calls them unclean in the sight of God.
Organic gardening! How great! How are the crops coming in? It must be quite difficult making sure that each crop has it's own field since having two different crops in the same field is of course forbidden by God as is relayed to us through Leviticus 19:19. Worth the extra effort to live God's way though. Right? Oh wait..how silly of me. Leviticus 25: 44 states that you may possess slaves so I'm sure you have all the extra help you need to bring in the crops.
Your facebook title states that teach cooking too. Wow, you guys do it all! I bet after you haul in all the vegetables from the carefully separated fields you guys cook up a feast. Of course I know that feast wouldn't include any of the aforementioned rabbit or pork. I also know you would steer clear of cooking rare steaks (Leviticus 17: 10), shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels ( Leviticus 11: 9-12) or racks of ribs (Leviticus 11: 7) since that would be a dire sin.
I don't see Mr. Moore in your profile picture but I assume at the time they took the photo he was combing his long temple hair that he had to grow so he didn't violate Leviticus 19:27. And speaking of that picture, what adorable children! It must be such a joy to have them around you. I hope you have enough rocks around in case they become unruly. I'm assuming that you would want their parents to stone them immediately instead of waiting until they get home. You seem like practical people so you probably have your slaves save all the rocks they dig up out of all your separate vegetable fields. Talk about killing two birds with one stone!
I think it's just amazing what you have been able to do with the camp. And all without ever borrowing any money from a bank! Ah..to be so blessed that I can pay cash for a car or anything else I need like you do would be wonderful. I'm afraid I'm not as good at obeying God's will on this matter though. I needed a car to drive my family and I around in and had to get a loan that charged interest and some unexpected problems meant I needed to use a credit card. Maybe if Jesus comes again before I die I can escape going to hell for violating Psalm 15: 1-5 and Jeremiah 15: 10.
There are so many people that seem to help you run the camp. It's a good thing most of the women are retired seniors and most likely post-menopausal. It would be hard to get anything done if Mr. Moore and the rest of the guys had to avoid them at that "time of the month" as called for in Leviticus 18:19.
It's been so nice learning more about you. People who truly understand that God's laws are to be followed by everyone are hard to find these days. Good luck passing all these great values along to the children that attend your camp!
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