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Tue Feb 21, 2012, 04:30 PM

An Amish farmer and the Teabagger...

An Amish farmer is walking through his field when he sees a guy drinking from his pond, scooping it up with his hand.

The farmer says, "Trinken nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen" (which means, “Don't drink the water. The cows and the pigs have shit in it.”).

The guy shouts back, "I'm a Teabagger, and this is America. I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, you moron."

The farmer says, "Use two hands. You'll get more."

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Reply An Amish farmer and the Teabagger... (Original post)
liberal N proud Feb 2012 OP
hamsterjill Feb 2012 #1
geardaddy Feb 2012 #2
blue neen Feb 2012 #3
WhoIsNumberNone Feb 2012 #4
nolabear Feb 2012 #5
bigwillq Feb 2012 #6
dimbear Feb 2012 #7
Lady Freedom Returns Feb 2012 #8
Highway61 Feb 2012 #9

Response to liberal N proud (Original post)

Tue Feb 21, 2012, 04:44 PM

1. Loved it!

n/t

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Response to liberal N proud (Original post)

Tue Feb 21, 2012, 05:29 PM

2. A relative oldie, but a goodie!

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Response to liberal N proud (Original post)

Tue Feb 21, 2012, 05:31 PM

3. Priceless.

I really did laugh out loud!

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Response to liberal N proud (Original post)

Tue Feb 21, 2012, 05:59 PM

4. LOL. You should xpost in Humor

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Response to liberal N proud (Original post)

Tue Feb 21, 2012, 06:31 PM

5. Nice.

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Response to liberal N proud (Original post)

Tue Feb 21, 2012, 06:33 PM

6. HA!

LOL

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Response to liberal N proud (Original post)

Tue Feb 21, 2012, 08:06 PM

7. Here's another hint. Don't drink the water anywhere outside in Alaska.

Just sayin.

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Response to liberal N proud (Original post)

Tue Feb 21, 2012, 08:14 PM

8. Das ist gud!

I hope I spelled that right. Been some time since German class! But That Was Great!

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Response to liberal N proud (Original post)

Wed Feb 22, 2012, 10:24 AM

9. good one

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