House Republicans plan to huddle at a golf resort in Williamsburg, Va., later this week for a private conference to talk strategy for 2013,
“We have a few suggestions for House Republicans that might make their next month a little bit easier," said Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee spokesman Jesse Ferguson, his tongue firmly in cheek.
Republican Retreat Agenda Items
Have breakfast paid for by lobbyists
How to stop talking about “legitimate rape” and insulting women
Creating tax breaks and tax shelters for millionaire campaign donors
Math course on counting to 218 votes
A primer on the stock market crash of 1929 and how you could be responsible for the next one.
Coup d’etat prevention and planning
Practice interacting with women and minority voters
How to increase our approval ratings: What root canals, traffic jams, cockroaches and head lice are doing right
Remedial hurricane recovery
Your inner Tea Party and you
Have dinner paid for by lobbyists
Update -- Republicans respond: “This is pretty creative for Democrats given that the only item on their agenda is more debt and spending," said Daniel Scarpinato, spokesman for the Nation Republican Congressional Committee.§