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Mon Nov 12, 2012, 09:44 PM

Memo from a real American to Fake Secessionists: Get the fuck out of America.

To all those who just cannot abide the fact that a brilliant African-American man now rules our beloved nation as President of the United States, and to those who attempt to mask their bigotry through a pathetic pretense of wanting to secede from the Union, you can do what all the wonderful immigrants who came to our shores have done for centuries...you can pack up, pick up and leave for wherever your heart desires.

Guess what? No one is stopping you. Of course, you may have to learn another language and to count in foreign currencies and eat something other than the deep-fried shit you've eaten your whole life, but I'm sure your hatred will see you through those obstacles.

By the way, I don't really don't fancy you being here either. So just get out. Leave. Scram. Do it and please do it soon, so we can then make room for all the blessed immigrants who would give anything to to come and participate in our E Pluribus Unum.

So, please, please, just spare us from more of your empty threats of petitioning to "secede" and either get the fuck out or shut the fuck up. We don't need you.

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Reply Memo from a real American to Fake Secessionists: Get the fuck out of America. (Original post)
David Zephyr Nov 2012 OP
Kennah Nov 2012 #1
bench scientist Nov 2012 #2
yardwork Nov 2012 #3
David Zephyr Nov 2012 #12
yardwork Nov 2012 #14
David Zephyr Nov 2012 #18
freshwest Nov 2012 #4
catbyte Nov 2012 #5
temporary311 Nov 2012 #6
bluethruandthru Nov 2012 #7
Maplegrass Nov 2012 #8
thucythucy Nov 2012 #9
David Zephyr Nov 2012 #13
gordianot Nov 2012 #10
muse03 Nov 2012 #11
liberalhistorian Nov 2012 #15
MineralMan Nov 2012 #16
SalviaBlue Nov 2012 #17

Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 09:49 PM

1. Cue Samuel L. Jackson

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 10:08 PM

2. oh this is so much better read in my head , as if Samuel L. Jackson is narrating it.

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 10:11 PM

3. America: Love it or Leave it.

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Response to yardwork (Reply #3)

Tue Nov 13, 2012, 01:54 PM

12. +1,000

yardwork, I can finally say those words. I adore you for sharing this with me.

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Response to David Zephyr (Reply #12)

Tue Nov 13, 2012, 01:58 PM

14. Isn't it great? We listened to it for years. Now we get to say it.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

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Response to yardwork (Reply #14)

Tue Nov 13, 2012, 02:19 PM

18. It warms my heart. I want the bumper sticker.

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 10:14 PM

4. Their problem is that no country wants them. They are stupid, unable to get along, and proud of it.

Not exactly a good resume.

But yes, by all means, leave.


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Response to freshwest (Reply #4)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 10:47 PM

5. My vote's on that Libertarian Paradise, Somalia

The baggers will see first hand how awesome a government so small you could drown it in a bathtub is. But I suspect the Somali's skin color is a few shades too dark for them.

They can all just go to hell.

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 10:49 PM

6. Agreed

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 10:54 PM

7. I'm wondering what right-wing paradise they'll choose to go to?

I think every country that's mostly made up of "white folks" - and we all know they won't live anywhere where they aren't the majority - all have those horrible socialist policies like single payer health care and strong worker's rights, etc. What's a poor bigoted righty to do?

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 11:03 PM

8. Why don't they just secede individually?

 

There are lots of right-wing paradises out there, where there is no social safety net and you can get into a wonderful gunfight every day.

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 11:05 PM

9. Shouldn't these people simply "self deport?"

Besides, how dare they ask that "their" states secede, when hundreds of thousands if not millions of people in those states -- Florida, Texas, Tennessee etc. -- voted with the winner?

And if Texas gets to leave the union, does Austin get to leave Texas?

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Response to thucythucy (Reply #9)

Tue Nov 13, 2012, 01:55 PM

13. Self deport!

Brilliant solution, thucyhucy.

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Tue Nov 13, 2012, 01:26 AM

10. Secessionist have no idea what they would stir up against them or they would not even discuss it.

That includes anyone who contemplates such stupidity. Secession will not be peaceful.

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Tue Nov 13, 2012, 02:53 AM

11. We won't miss them

 

We have 12 million people who risked their life, crossing deserts, and oceans to be here so they could provide their family with a better future. We won't miss these cry babies.

We don't need cry babies, what we need is more people that helped make this country great. I hope the Dream Act gets passed because those kids deserve to be citizens. These fake secessionists need to get the fuck out and renounce their citizenship.

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Tue Nov 13, 2012, 02:00 PM

15. This should be our swift and succinct

response to them:

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Tue Nov 13, 2012, 02:00 PM

16. Just follow the sign...

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Tue Nov 13, 2012, 02:03 PM

17. "America, Love it or Leave It"

Lets see how they like that little ditty.

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