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Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:28 PM

Did you get the call? It's time to initiate PLAN Omicron - Action code is imminent…

You may now open your sealed coded envelope.

The code word is as follows: "Climacteric"

The code number is as follows: "783-8-345211-000"

Proceed to your action stations.

Action word is "GO".

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MrScorpio Nov 2012 OP
JHB Nov 2012 #1
Saving Hawaii Nov 2012 #78
spinbaby Nov 2012 #145
JHB Nov 2012 #147
closeupready Nov 2012 #159
kath Nov 2012 #160
Tyrs WolfDaemon Nov 2012 #205
JHB Nov 2012 #209
seabeyond Nov 2012 #2
Caretha Nov 2012 #96
seabeyond Nov 2012 #101
SaveAmerica Nov 2012 #106
seabeyond Nov 2012 #117
SaveAmerica Nov 2012 #119
ohheckyeah Nov 2012 #3
liam_laddie Nov 2012 #4
vaberella Nov 2012 #54
Matariki Nov 2012 #5
renie408 Nov 2012 #7
MrScorpio Nov 2012 #9
Matariki Nov 2012 #21
nadinbrzezinski Nov 2012 #38
Caretha Nov 2012 #98
hedgehog Nov 2012 #168
nc4bo Nov 2012 #16
pinboy3niner Nov 2012 #19
flowomo Nov 2012 #22
nolabear Nov 2012 #23
flowomo Nov 2012 #25
nc4bo Nov 2012 #35
flowomo Nov 2012 #44
nc4bo Nov 2012 #51
Matariki Nov 2012 #55
ProudProgressiveNow Nov 2012 #91
malaise Nov 2012 #62
flygal Nov 2012 #66
OneGrassRoot Nov 2012 #80
H2O Man Nov 2012 #90
WilliamPitt Nov 2012 #156
Initech Nov 2012 #164
nc4bo Nov 2012 #187
Jamastiene Nov 2012 #182
Matariki Nov 2012 #186
nc4bo Nov 2012 #189
freshwest Nov 2012 #201
renie408 Nov 2012 #6
C_U_L8R Nov 2012 #8
codjh9 Nov 2012 #10
Aristus Nov 2012 #27
codjh9 Nov 2012 #40
Aristus Nov 2012 #45
codjh9 Nov 2012 #49
William Seger Nov 2012 #65
Dyedinthewoolliberal Nov 2012 #134
barbiegeek Nov 2012 #110
mac56 Nov 2012 #129
Melinda Nov 2012 #11
Amaril Nov 2012 #88
nc4bo Nov 2012 #12
oswaldactedalone Nov 2012 #15
ornotna Nov 2012 #13
Tigress DEM Nov 2012 #24
LiberalEsto Nov 2012 #109
Kber Nov 2012 #14
Zorra Nov 2012 #17
Melinda Nov 2012 #32
Zorra Nov 2012 #138
Melinda Nov 2012 #143
rateyes Nov 2012 #18
WinkyDink Nov 2012 #72
Tigress DEM Nov 2012 #20
TalkingDog Nov 2012 #190
sadbear Nov 2012 #26
nolabear Nov 2012 #28
countryjake Nov 2012 #171
lpbk2713 Nov 2012 #29
progressivebydesign Nov 2012 #30
MrScorpio Nov 2012 #34
progressivebydesign Nov 2012 #172
LiberalElite Nov 2012 #191
Aristus Nov 2012 #31
amandabeech Nov 2012 #67
Aristus Nov 2012 #131
shraby Nov 2012 #33
FLyellowdog Nov 2012 #50
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Liberalynn Nov 2012 #47
nc4bo Nov 2012 #48
Liberalynn Nov 2012 #89
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Hekate Nov 2012 #141
jberryhill Nov 2012 #53
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nc4bo Nov 2012 #58
Motown_Johnny Nov 2012 #167
rad51 Nov 2012 #59
WinkyDink Nov 2012 #73
lindysalsagal Nov 2012 #60
GeorgeGist Nov 2012 #61
lumberjack_jeff Nov 2012 #114
Hekate Nov 2012 #63
LiberalEsto Nov 2012 #111
Angleae Nov 2012 #64
rdking647 Nov 2012 #68
countryjake Nov 2012 #69
union_maid Nov 2012 #70
WinkyDink Nov 2012 #71
countryjake Nov 2012 #76
HappyMe Nov 2012 #104
Comrade_McKenzie Nov 2012 #74
ProudProgressiveNow Nov 2012 #94
ProudToBeBlueInRhody Nov 2012 #128
RomneyLies Nov 2012 #75
Buns_of_Fire Nov 2012 #77
joshcryer Nov 2012 #79
mikeytherat Nov 2012 #81
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trof Nov 2012 #83
Throckmorton Nov 2012 #84
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intheflow Nov 2012 #202
Alleycat Nov 2012 #86
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ProudProgressiveNow Nov 2012 #93
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Nevernose Nov 2012 #102
nolabels Nov 2012 #107
Skidmore Nov 2012 #103
LiberalElite Nov 2012 #105
mac56 Nov 2012 #123
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TalkingDog Nov 2012 #188
LiberalElite Nov 2012 #192
SaveAmerica Nov 2012 #108
mercuryblues Nov 2012 #112
HappyMe Nov 2012 #113
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union_maid Nov 2012 #116
RedCloud Nov 2012 #118
yoyossarian Nov 2012 #120
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dogknob Nov 2012 #122
d_r Nov 2012 #124
Hekate Nov 2012 #148
d_r Nov 2012 #169
mac56 Nov 2012 #125
ProudToBeBlueInRhody Nov 2012 #126
mac56 Nov 2012 #130
nc4bo Nov 2012 #151
mac56 Nov 2012 #153
Tsiyu Nov 2012 #195
mac56 Nov 2012 #196
johnnyrocket Nov 2012 #127
mac56 Nov 2012 #132
lindysalsagal Nov 2012 #200
dogknob Nov 2012 #133
Chiyo-chichi Nov 2012 #135
littlemissmartypants Nov 2012 #136
mac56 Nov 2012 #137
Tsiyu Nov 2012 #139
Odin2005 Nov 2012 #140
Zorra Nov 2012 #146
BlueCollar Nov 2012 #142
datasuspect Nov 2012 #155
Butterbean Nov 2012 #144
Tommy_Carcetti Nov 2012 #149
Dr. Strange Nov 2012 #165
Hekate Nov 2012 #150
datasuspect Nov 2012 #154
JHB Nov 2012 #194
Taverner Nov 2012 #157
Zorra Nov 2012 #166
meegbear Nov 2012 #158
JHB Nov 2012 #197
argiel1234 Nov 2012 #161
intaglio Nov 2012 #162
mick063 Nov 2012 #163
WilliamPitt Nov 2012 #170
countryjake Nov 2012 #174
Manifestor_of_Light Nov 2012 #173
Erose999 Nov 2012 #175
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Zax2me Nov 2012 #177
montanto Nov 2012 #178
JoePhilly Nov 2012 #179
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hifiguy Nov 2012 #185
DevonRex Nov 2012 #193
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Zorra Nov 2012 #203
msanthrope Nov 2012 #204
MrScorpio Nov 2012 #206
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theKed Nov 2012 #210

Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:29 PM

1. Mugwump

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Response to JHB (Reply #1)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 07:03 AM

78. The lobster has been cooked. Repeat, the lobster has been cooked.

Well done people. First round of wingnut tears is on me.

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Response to JHB (Reply #1)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 01:29 PM

145. Are you sure?

I had mudwort.

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Response to spinbaby (Reply #145)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 01:44 PM

147. Be sure to drink your Ovaltine

Key confirmed.

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Response to JHB (Reply #147)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 02:32 PM

159. Tony sent me.

Abracadabra.

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Response to JHB (Reply #147)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 02:59 PM

160. "be sure to drink your Ovaltine" - BWAH! One of the best movies ever.

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Response to JHB (Reply #1)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 11:52 PM

205. The mugwump from the Naked Lunch movie?

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Response to Tyrs WolfDaemon (Reply #205)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 07:38 AM

209. Hey, keep it anonymous! No pictures!

And I don't smoke anymore.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:29 PM

2. vote early in amarillo. run over to new mexico and vote by lunch. hit colorado

by dinner.

i am set.

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Response to seabeyond (Reply #2)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:17 AM

96. Beat you to the polls in Amarillo

early voting last Tuesday - communication received -

Thanks for taking care of Colorado - New Mexico is covered

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Response to Caretha (Reply #96)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:39 AM

101. bah hahah. good for you. you did the smart thing. hubby went to early voting, last day.

line way too long so he didnt vote.

not going until midmorning. hoping it isnt a wait. generally isnt bad around here. new polling place this year, though.

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Response to seabeyond (Reply #2)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:59 AM

106. Did you know some guy in NC is being harrassed for a similar joke?

He put on his daughter's FB page that he'd already voted twice and shared plans of his next two votes. It was shared and shared with RW forums and groups and now he has to have security when he goes to cast his real (and only!!) vote today. He was being sarcastic and the dummies have believed the RW push that Dems are stealing the election for Obama so thought he was serious.

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Response to SaveAmerica (Reply #106)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:21 AM

117. ya. i took that into consideration. bring it on. nt

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Response to seabeyond (Reply #117)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:23 AM

119. I wrote something similar on my FB but have mostly dems

who have lives on my feed so I didn't get any grief. These people are so lame!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:30 PM

3. Message received

and acted on.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:32 PM

4. Initiate at 0630 EST. That is all...

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Response to liam_laddie (Reply #4)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:20 PM

54. Me too..totally killing the theme! n/t

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:32 PM

5. LOL, I just served on jury duty for this thread

"The person who sent the alert wrote: He's giving away our secret plan!"

thought you might want to know...

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Response to Matariki (Reply #5)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:33 PM

7. Is that TRUE?? Cause if it is, it's AWESOME!!

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Response to Matariki (Reply #5)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:34 PM

9. Now THAT's funny! nt

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Response to MrScorpio (Reply #9)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:53 PM

21. ;-)

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Juror #2 voted to HIDE IT and said: No explanation given
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: We're all a little punchy. Just hang on, man!
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: LOL!!! I almost am tempted to "hide" this because the alert is so damn funny!!!
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: The alerter should be sent immediately to ACORN to receive new orders. Time is running short. Cats must be herded immediately or all is lost.
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: The alert if even funnier than the post.

Thank you very much for participating in our Jury system, and we hope you will be able to participate again in the future.

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Response to Matariki (Reply #21)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:03 PM

38. Almost makes me go change status to serve in juries

Almost.

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Response to Matariki (Reply #21)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:19 AM

98. I love me some DU

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Response to Matariki (Reply #21)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 03:39 PM

168. The squirrels have placed the walnuts in the apple trees -

the chipmunk is chasing the gray squirrel.

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Response to Matariki (Reply #5)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:42 PM

16. **guffaw** Me too LOL!!

Freaking hilarious!

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Response to Matariki (Reply #5)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:46 PM

19. DUzy of an alert!

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Response to Matariki (Reply #5)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:53 PM

23. Best DU Performance art EVER!!

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Response to Matariki (Reply #5)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:54 PM

25. Yeah, but I got voted down 5-1!

Didn't you guys ever see this:

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Response to flowomo (Reply #25)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:02 PM

35. I am so sorry but some of the comments from the jurists were as hilarious as the alert itself

Ssoooooo sorry but man - thanks for the laugh. Between Scorp and NYC - I laughed myself sick

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Response to nc4bo (Reply #35)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:09 PM

44. It was a pleasure to lose...

I was laughing out loud at the jurors' comments. We could all use a few smiles on this tense night. And thanks to Scorp for the opening.

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Response to flowomo (Reply #44)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:18 PM

51. +1

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Response to flowomo (Reply #25)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:26 PM

55. lol Flowomo

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Response to flowomo (Reply #25)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:00 AM

91. +1 nt

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Response to Matariki (Reply #5)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 05:14 AM

62. DUzy

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Response to Matariki (Reply #5)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 05:34 AM

66. HAHA!!

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Response to Matariki (Reply #5)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 07:34 AM

80. LOLOL! n/t

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Response to Matariki (Reply #5)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 07:59 AM

90. Too funny!

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Response to Matariki (Reply #5)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 02:15 PM

156. MORE WIN THAN CAN BE REASONABLY HANDLED

Oh shit LOL

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Response to Matariki (Reply #5)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 03:14 PM

164. I was juror number one!

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Response to Initech (Reply #164)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 05:03 PM

187. I was juror #5

The entire thing was funny as all heck

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Response to Matariki (Reply #5)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 04:32 PM

182. ROFLMAO

I would love to see the jury results on that alert.

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Response to Jamastiene (Reply #182)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 04:45 PM

186. Here. It's upthread. Juror #5 for the win! ;-)

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Response to Matariki (Reply #186)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 05:04 PM

189. Gotta luv DU during times like these!!

One of the best places on the net

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Response to Matariki (Reply #5)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 07:42 PM

201. Oh, noes! They're on to us! Just kidding, Agent Mike!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:32 PM

6. Operation Mindfuck is a GO!!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:33 PM

8. Roger that.

No prisoners!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:35 PM

10. I'm clearly not clued into whatever ya'll are talking about here...

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Response to codjh9 (Reply #10)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:56 PM

27. Good! That's exactly what you say if any republicans ask you what we're up to.



It's just DU's time-honored Project X - 2.0 version for 2012.

So, shhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Response to Aristus (Reply #27)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:05 PM

40. Hah! OK. Well, just because I said 'ya''ll', I'm *definitely* not a Repuke (life-long Dem)

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Response to codjh9 (Reply #40)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:10 PM

45. Dude! I was born and raised in Texas!

I've lived in Washington State for over thirty years. But I'll say 'y'all' until I die...

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Response to Aristus (Reply #45)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:17 PM

49. Me too.... it kinda depends on who I'm around - like if I'm IN Texas, I usually don't

say 'you guys'... it'll be 'ya'll'.

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Response to codjh9 (Reply #49)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 05:31 AM

65. You're losing your accent

... if you didn't say "all y'all."

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Response to Aristus (Reply #45)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 10:42 AM

134. BUt can you say

Puyallup?

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Response to codjh9 (Reply #10)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:06 AM

110. Ya, I still don't get it

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Response to barbiegeek (Reply #110)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 10:28 AM

129. Riiiiiiight. Good. Don't let on.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:35 PM

11. Action initiated, passed to second tier initiates in OH, CO, and FL per directive.

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Response to Melinda (Reply #11)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 07:57 AM

88. Florida checking in

Salt shaker located; Jimmy Buffet deployed in 3.....2.....1...........

Please confirm if alligators should be wearing lavender rain slickers.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:36 PM

12. Attention. Attention! There is a mole amongst you! Your mission is in peril. Attention. Attention!

Change of orders required immediately. This is NOT a drill.












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Response to nc4bo (Reply #12)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:41 PM

15. War on Christmas initiates in 3... 2... 1

Call to atheist arms!!!!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:38 PM

13. OMG! Now I don't know what to do.

I thought the code was "activated almonds"



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Response to ornotna (Reply #13)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:54 PM

24. Shhh, that's for the second part !!

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Response to ornotna (Reply #13)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:04 AM

109. Not yet. "Emu meatball"

Activating red meds.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:38 PM

14. Wait - I'm confused

Is it project Acorn or Plan Omicron that is the priority. There are multiple threads.

Just like us to screw it up. "I don't belong to an organized political party - I'm a Democrat!"

on edit: Oh - get it - some of these threads are decoys! Sorry - as you were everyone.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:42 PM

17. Yellowdog 9 on 4 ~ engaged on blue 0 diamond star halo LVN/-# -

∀∞Ⓐ∞∀

< 1010110101011010101101101101011

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Response to Zorra (Reply #17)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:59 PM

32. Oh shit. I have Bluedog 4 on 9

Now what?

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Response to Melinda (Reply #32)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 10:58 AM

138. Different locations, that's all, here's the difference

This is Bluedog 4 on 9:

∀∞Ⓐ∞∀


This is Yellowdog 9 on 4, (edit 2):

∀∞Ⓐ∞∀

skrip 'em off!




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Response to Zorra (Reply #138)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 01:24 PM

143. Thank you comrade!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:43 PM

18. Mareseatoats and Doeseatoats and

little lambs eat mint jelly.

Awaiting your response before proceeding.

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Response to rateyes (Reply #18)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 06:20 AM

72. THANKS for giving it AWAY. "Maresydoats"!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:52 PM

20. Jello in place, ready to set fire to the couch.



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Response to Tigress DEM (Reply #20)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 05:07 PM

190. The chicken heart that ate New York

n/t

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:56 PM

26. :-)

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:56 PM

28. HSST!! Beware. The internet has eyes. The internet has eyes!

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Response to nolabear (Reply #28)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 03:50 PM

171. Houdini has returned to Appleton...

the acorn lies under the maple leaf.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:57 PM

29. Zulu Team here




Ready to sync with Comsupron.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:57 PM

30. wait!! Are we in the burgundy alert phase? Or taupe? I can't find my envelope!!!

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Response to progressivebydesign (Reply #30)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:00 PM

34. Alert Phase: Merlot

Take your time

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Response to MrScorpio (Reply #34)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 03:52 PM

172. oh even better!! nt

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Response to progressivebydesign (Reply #172)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 05:10 PM

191. What! We should be way past that to Chardonnay!!! NO TIME TO LOSE!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:58 PM

31. I've got the monkey wrench, the terrarium of cockroaches,

and the box of Twizzlers ready to go.

Waiting for the coded phrase: 'John Has A Long Moustache'.

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Response to Aristus (Reply #31)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 05:39 AM

67. Jean has a long mousatche? Jean has a long moustache?

I have my helmet and my champagne ready! Sorry that there isn't enough for everyone here.

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Response to amandabeech (Reply #67)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 10:33 AM

131. THAT'S THE SIGNAL, EVERYBODY!

Helmets on! Everyone to the ski-lift!!!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:00 PM

33. But but the yellow dog hasn't barked yet.

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Response to shraby (Reply #33)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:18 PM

50. FLyellowdog is chasing her tail; repeat, FLyellowdog is chasing her tail. Carry on.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:02 PM

36. Butterfly nets and Irish bookies engaged. Awaiting execute code.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:03 PM

37. Cocked Locked and Loaded.

Firebirds are GO.

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Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:04 PM

39. 10-4...

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Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:08 PM

41. Roger that.

We are ready. We are legion.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:08 PM

42. The radishes ARE ripe; Repeat: the radishes ARE ripe

Proceed to sector Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:08 PM

43. The order has been authenticated.

Had to take some drastic measures to get my partner to turn their key...



But situation is now nominal.....

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:11 PM

46. The celery is under the back tire.

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Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:12 PM

47. The cats are in the barn. Repeat the cats are in the barn.

Good night and God Speed!

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Response to Liberalynn (Reply #47)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:17 PM

48. Well done!!

THIS was one of my main concerns!!

Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: The alerter should be sent immediately to ACORN to receive new orders. Time is running short. Cats must be herded immediately or all is lost.



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Response to nc4bo (Reply #48)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 07:57 AM

89. It wasn't easy but it had to be done

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:19 PM

52. Sector 12F status check

The lobster does not request a side dish......I repeat...The lobster does not request a side dish....
--out--

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Response to Budgies Revenge (Reply #52)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 01:09 PM

141. Butter, butter, butter...

... melted butter....

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:19 PM

53. The kettle is on the stove

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:41 PM

56. LL1; LL2; LL3; LL4 access lists confirmed.

Online dormant reactive state ready for MIM intercept and true.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:42 PM

57. Queen to Queen's Level 3

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Response to Motown_Johnny (Reply #57)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:44 PM

58. Queen to King's level 1

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Response to nc4bo (Reply #58)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 03:34 PM

167. checkmate

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:46 PM

59. The crow flies at dawn. REPEAT The crow flies at dawn. 5-7-13-42-80

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Response to rad51 (Reply #59)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 06:21 AM

73. Taking flight to the rooky wood.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 12:10 AM

60. We must achieve total scritpural reversal before the critical window for execution closes.

Sandy- Are you monitoring the libraries?

Oh- Did I say too much?

~my bad.~

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 05:13 AM

61. BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE?

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Response to GeorgeGist (Reply #61)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:14 AM

114. That's all mine said too.

The last directive said; "stay here and watch the bee".

Du'ers are too smart to trust us with anything important.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 05:23 AM

63. Initiated. The significant owl hoots in the night.

On the move!

Hekate

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Response to Hekate (Reply #63)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:09 AM

111. Now activating almonds. REPEAT: activating almonds

Take 6 baby steps to the northeast.

Do NOT, REPEAT do NOT
release Project HokeyPokey
until the signal flare.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 05:25 AM

64. But I'm all out of whipped cream.

Now I have to go to the store.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 05:40 AM

68. the bird is in the house

sally has a red car
macaroni is for dinner
the mail has arrived

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 06:12 AM

69. zaphod has the towel

wiping the beach of eerie...oh

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Tue Nov 6, 2012, 06:17 AM

70. Initialized in NY3

Awaiting further instruction. The owl hoots at dawn. The cat is on the roof.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 06:19 AM

71. OMG! I have to wash my hair yet!

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Response to WinkyDink (Reply #71)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 06:24 AM

76. ROTF!

Get with the program!

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Response to WinkyDink (Reply #71)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:56 AM

104. A stylist is enroute!

........ is that what you're wearing?

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 06:21 AM

74. Headed to sector 340 with Smith, Johnson, and Nunez...

 

Expect contact for third wave at 1600 hours.

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Response to Comrade_McKenzie (Reply #74)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:03 AM

94. 10-4

The soup is on the stove. Repeat, the soup is on the stove.

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Response to Comrade_McKenzie (Reply #74)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 10:24 AM

128. Nunez is the rat....

....Nunez is the rat....

Yeah, I'm picking on the Hispanic guy.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 06:24 AM

75. Okay, that's some funny shit right there.

 

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 06:36 AM

77. Thank God. Now I can get rid of all these chickens y'all stuck me with

in the runup to Project X v1.0.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 07:31 AM

79. It is done.

Instructions were clear and concise. I will be at my station at 6AM.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 07:36 AM

81. ***begin transmission*** It is a cold day for pontooning. Repeat: a cold day for pontooning.

***end transmission***

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 07:43 AM

82. Karl Rove in Curiosity coming over the horizon!! Initiate drones!! Initiate drones!!!

Last edited Tue Nov 6, 2012, 10:23 AM - Edit history (1)

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 07:43 AM

83. Roger. BirdDog One is at orbit. I repeat: Orbit.

Target lock-on.
Standing by for Greenlight.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 07:44 AM

84. Searchlight, Searchlight, Do Not Answer.

Searchlight, Searchlight, Do Not Answer.



The Sporkweasel has eaten the Afghanistan Banana Stand

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 07:45 AM

85. The dog is securely tied to the roof

The jet window is ready to open. Scissors are at the ready. The mincing one trips before midnight.

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Response to treestar (Reply #85)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 07:58 PM

202. The sketch is ready to etch. I repeat: the sketch is ready to etch.

Or is it the sketchy one is ready to retch? I mix them up.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 07:45 AM

86. The snake is in the grass!

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Tue Nov 6, 2012, 07:46 AM

87. May I mambo dogface on the banana patch?

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Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:01 AM

92. You fucker! You sank my battleship!

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Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:02 AM

93. "Tick a lock"

As agent Deputy Fife would say.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:03 AM

95. No worries from Home Base Foxtrot: we have the birth certificate and the matches are still dry

Hmmm, we might need to come up with a few new code words. These are starting to make me uncomfortable

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:17 AM

97. BBC to the French Resistance

These lines of jokes go back to the code phrases that were broadcast over the BBC to various French Resistance groups before D-Day.. Us older folks also remember them from Hogan's Heroes.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:23 AM

99. Now Switching from grid teal to target pink...

Initiate attack plan "Acorn From God." Stand by to squeeze the package.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:24 AM

100. 29 Nude Nuns Strike Faux Phobia Poses!

Tap toes in 3/4 time if you've got the dime!

RE the Ceremonial Cookies: Eat 'em if you've got 'em!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:53 AM

102. Agent Mike is monitoring

So be careful what you say!

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Response to Nevernose (Reply #102)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:00 AM

107. Hey@_I+kNow=that*giy

or maybe not

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:55 AM

103. Omicrom!?

Shoot, someone handed me Project X. I thought we'd finished that one.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:59 AM

105. ok I give up

What the heck is this please?
Thanks from - The Uninformed and Out of Touch

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Response to LiberalElite (Reply #105)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 10:19 AM

123. Good. That's exactly the answer to give if questioned.

Well done. Carry on.

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Response to LiberalElite (Reply #105)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 02:02 PM

152. I'm afraid I'm going to have to shoot you now.

My condolences to your family.

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Response to LiberalElite (Reply #105)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 05:04 PM

188. Our secret plan to reduce stress and defeat the enemy.

That's what makes it super effective. We are so de-stressed we are able to hit the ground running.

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Response to TalkingDog (Reply #188)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 05:14 PM

192. Now I understand...shhhh.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:02 AM

108. I was told Abercrombie, will readjust for new info, Elephant chunks

At 9, 11 and 13

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:11 AM

112. Santa gave me his reindeer

and magic corn. I figure I can hit up at least 30,000 polling places before they close.

The Easter Bunny is looking to hand out some green jelly beans, anyone interested? PM me your super secret location and I will pass it on.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:13 AM

113. The pudding is delicious.

I got some on my envelope.


Okay, all cleaned up. 345211...halibut.


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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:15 AM

115. 10-4. The book is in the car. JUMP. nt

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:21 AM

116. Had a little problem in Sector 666

Were forced to take some prisoners. Unless we receive orders to the contrary will unleash Operation Devil Dog at 1200 hours.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:22 AM

118. Red State Switcheroo switch standing by awaiting orders!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 10:08 AM

120. ONE FISH TWO FISH!

Blowfish blew fish!

The cabbie's on the corner! Refry beans 2, 3 and 6!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 10:14 AM

121. I didn't know it was YOU the entire time - well played, sir!

Well played!

We will follow all instructions per directive ABC-XYZ-123.

"Big Bird" is ready to make omelets!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 10:16 AM

122. Roofbeagle to Ruby Chasm...

Deploy the angry beaver. Crooked javelin and bowhunter standing by to be overrun.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 10:20 AM

124. when do we finally get to use the FEMA camps

I've been waiting four years for my new position in the re-education department. Getting antsy.

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Response to d_r (Reply #124)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 01:52 PM

148. Soon, soon...

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Response to Hekate (Reply #148)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 03:43 PM

169. ok, comrade, I'll keep waiting

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 10:21 AM

125. It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 10:22 AM

126. Urgent....set all transponders to 198.34....ultrawave frequency 6

The cake has been left out in the rain....I repeat....the cake has been left out in the rain....

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Response to ProudToBeBlueInRhody (Reply #126)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 10:29 AM

130. Excess time elapsed in baking. Recipe discontinued.

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Response to mac56 (Reply #130)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 02:02 PM

151. Message from Sweet Green Icing @ MacArthur Park: Someone left the cake out in the rain.

Need instructions! Desperate!

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Response to nc4bo (Reply #151)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 02:04 PM

153. Sounds like they don't think that they can take it.

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Response to mac56 (Reply #153)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 05:20 PM

195. Drat!

WE'll never have that recipe again!

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Response to Tsiyu (Reply #195)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 05:22 PM

196. Oh nooooooooooo........!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 10:23 AM

127. Operation "Retire Richie Rich & Eddie Munster" is in full force in Old Dominion.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 10:38 AM

132. There is a fire in the insurance agency.

It is hot in Suez. The dice are on the carpet.

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Response to mac56 (Reply #132)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 06:37 PM

200. Um, those aren't dice.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 10:42 AM

133. Blue Bald Eagle waxing on off...

...we are go to tweeze the freeper and punt the queen's beanie!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 10:43 AM

135. Doing my bit here in the Midwest with the Telekinetic Team.

We are having great success in making Republicans' drivers licenses "fall" out of pockets, wallets, and purses.

Some guy in another thread returned one of them: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021726903. Pffft.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 10:47 AM

136. A tractor trailer just backed up to the loading dock and

the driver wants to know who ordered the activated nuts.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 10:50 AM

137. No soap. Radio.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 11:37 AM

139. Status Update Omicron:


No activated almonds have been introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly not without any Port.

Loss of essense, I assure you it has not recurred.

Carry on, Comrades!







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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 11:45 AM

140. Activate Project X!!!

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Response to Odin2005 (Reply #140)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 01:41 PM

146. Done. Their kung fu is not strong. nt

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 01:18 PM

142. Fort Worth coded

Tango-Tango-Sierra-Nine

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Response to BlueCollar (Reply #142)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 02:07 PM

155. shoot the moon . . . shoot the moon

 

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 01:27 PM

144. The pigeon is under the wastebasket.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 01:54 PM

149. Chuggo has eaten the mayonaise. I repeat....

Chuggo has eaten the mayonaise.

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Reply #149)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 03:21 PM

165. On my way to court in a suit and a tie

My brother's in the can and won't get out 'til next July

Wait, isn't Chuggo Canadian? Won't this screw up the project?

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 01:59 PM

150. Ssst. Passed Agent Mike on corner of 12th & Vine

Did not make eye contact.

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Tue Nov 6, 2012, 02:06 PM

154. ------7-4-3-9-1-2------

 

------7-4-3-9-1-2------
------7-4-3-9-1-2------
------7-4-3-9-1-2------
------7-4-3-9-1-2------
------7-4-3-9-1-2------
------7-4-3-9-1-2------
------7-4-3-9-1-2------
------7-4-3-9-1-2------

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Response to datasuspect (Reply #154)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 05:18 PM

194. ------8-6-7-5-3-0-9------

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 02:18 PM

157. When will cell reveal? Three 16.

 

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Response to Taverner (Reply #157)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 03:25 PM

166. We're in! The dogs treed the wrong possum!

Here's to the decoys!

Bwaahaahaa!

It's total wikid mayhem in the

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 02:27 PM

158. I FORGOT MY ACTION STATION!!!!

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Response to meegbear (Reply #158)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 05:23 PM

197. Your mission is to guide voters through the maze of Republican obstruction:

It's a 3-D maze.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 03:06 PM

161. Rosebud

 

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 03:10 PM

162. Fettle the vangs

and ensure proper tension on the lazyjacks.

Remember plan and only splice the mainbrace after the submission of the round robin. The supercargo must not be allowed to escape without submitting to the Leader's authority.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 03:10 PM

163. One Alpha Yankee

 

This is Niner Foxtrot Lima

We have a Vampire bearing one four two.


Coding sequence error.

Disregard post #59 and insert post #35 in it's place.

Quit screwing it up guys.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 03:43 PM

170. I thought the "activated almonds" thread was amazing

This is better.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Reply #170)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 03:54 PM

174. The orca has drowned in the tsunami...

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 03:52 PM

173. Supreme Voting Commander Lyndon B. Johnson says:

VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN.
Repeat: VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN.




Note:Lyndon Johnson stole his first election while attending Southwest Texas State Teachers' College, in San Marcos, TX. The election was for student body president.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 03:58 PM

175. Execute War Plan Kolob. MARK!! Blue team go!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 04:13 PM

176. The cat is wearing the hat.

I repeat.

The cat is wearing the hat.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 04:15 PM

177. The chair is against the wall.

 

FA - Free America broadcast in the original Red Dawn!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 04:18 PM

178. We'll meet you on some corner. I'll be the man smoking two cigarettes.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 04:24 PM

179. Dog's barking, can't fly without umbrella! Mick, Mick, speak ENGLISH!!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 04:28 PM

180. This post will self-destruct in 10 seconds

9...

8...

7...

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 04:28 PM

181. Tapioca or creme brulee? Transmission GARBLED!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 04:35 PM

183. Roger that. Over and out. n/t

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 04:43 PM

184. The Cultured Vegetables are Black Boxed

Fired up. Read to go.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 04:44 PM

185. Goose is in the nest. Repeat. Goose is in the nest.

Raptor Four prepared to implement Project X.

Your loving son, Queen Victoria.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 05:30 PM

198. Calling all Blue Blaze Irregulars! Assemble!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 05:52 PM

199. How long do I have to hold this chicken between my knees?

I'm gonna need 'em later for the speedy crawlout phase!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 11:31 PM

203. Plan Omicron mission accomplished! Congratulations, everyone, on a job well done!!!





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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 11:43 PM

204. The eagle has landed...the fat man walks alone! nt

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 11:54 PM

206. Mission: Accomplished, Everyone



Now that this thing is over with, you're all in line for some important promotions and personal citations.

Good work, people!

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Response to MrScorpio (Reply #206)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 06:36 AM

207. +47

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 06:37 AM

208. Sorry I'm late.

Did you jiggle the handle yet?

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 01:28 AM

210. Standing by

to initiate Operation Thirsty Umbrella.
Estimating 654 days until mauve light activation signal.

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