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Thu Nov 1, 2012, 12:07 PM

I would never want to be "loved" by Mitt Romney...

Because when he says that he "loves" something, that's usually a precursor to one of his arguments for stabbing it in the back.

"Don't worry, Government Program. I love you. I'm only doing this for your own good. Shhh, shhh, quiet. You can go to sleep now. Uncle Mitt loves you... Remember that. (Sings a lullaby)"

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Reply I would never want to be "loved" by Mitt Romney... (Original post)
MrScorpio Nov 2012 OP
Whovian Nov 2012 #1
Uncle Joe Nov 2012 #2
Javaman Nov 2012 #3
fleur-de-lisa Nov 2012 #4

Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Thu Nov 1, 2012, 12:12 PM

1. Okay, that just made my sphincter squeeze more tightly than normal.

 

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Thu Nov 1, 2012, 12:15 PM

2. Uncle Mitt's love for you as depicted in this graph.



Thanks for the thread, MrScorpio.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Thu Nov 1, 2012, 12:19 PM

3. only two things result if mittens "loves you"...

bankruptcy and unemployment.

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Response to Javaman (Reply #3)

Thu Nov 1, 2012, 12:20 PM

4. And a ride on the roof rack! - eom

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