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Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:38 AM

What will Romney do after he loses the election?

I predict he will start a new company. He won't have any future in politics or even political consulting, no one will want him to work on their campaigns or associate themselves with him.

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Reply What will Romney do after he loses the election? (Original post)
Happyhippychick Oct 2012 OP
porphyrian Oct 2012 #1
DonViejo Oct 2012 #2
porphyrian Oct 2012 #3
Auntie Bush Oct 2012 #47
porphyrian Oct 2012 #48
graham4anything Oct 2012 #4
fleur-de-lisa Oct 2012 #5
Flashmann Oct 2012 #6
Cybercat Oct 2012 #7
uppityperson Oct 2012 #9
Cybercat Oct 2012 #14
uppityperson Oct 2012 #28
Cybercat Oct 2012 #54
uppityperson Oct 2012 #61
Cybercat Oct 2012 #69
uppityperson Oct 2012 #82
Cybercat Oct 2012 #86
Auntie Bush Oct 2012 #53
uppityperson Oct 2012 #63
scheming daemons Oct 2012 #10
Cybercat Oct 2012 #13
Missycim Oct 2012 #16
Cybercat Oct 2012 #27
Missycim Oct 2012 #34
Cybercat Oct 2012 #46
Hassin Bin Sober Oct 2012 #70
Happyhippychick Oct 2012 #116
Kingofalldems Oct 2012 #94
Missycim Oct 2012 #104
Kingofalldems Oct 2012 #111
Missycim Oct 2012 #119
fleur-de-lisa Oct 2012 #37
randome Oct 2012 #43
sabrina 1 Oct 2012 #117
DonViejo Oct 2012 #109
scheming daemons Oct 2012 #21
Cybercat Oct 2012 #32
fleur-de-lisa Oct 2012 #26
scheming daemons Oct 2012 #38
GoneOffShore Oct 2012 #77
uppityperson Oct 2012 #106
freshwest Oct 2012 #110
Happyhippychick Oct 2012 #11
Cybercat Oct 2012 #22
Happyhippychick Oct 2012 #29
Cybercat Oct 2012 #36
Happyhippychick Oct 2012 #42
GoneOffShore Oct 2012 #62
uppityperson Oct 2012 #65
Cybercat Oct 2012 #72
GoneOffShore Oct 2012 #83
uppityperson Oct 2012 #93
Hassin Bin Sober Oct 2012 #98
uppityperson Oct 2012 #102
GoneOffShore Oct 2012 #99
GoneOffShore Oct 2012 #75
uppityperson Oct 2012 #81
Quantess Oct 2012 #95
Iggo Oct 2012 #105
uppityperson Oct 2012 #8
porphyrian Oct 2012 #12
GoneOffShore Oct 2012 #68
porphyrian Oct 2012 #74
GoneOffShore Oct 2012 #90
porphyrian Oct 2012 #96
exboyfil Oct 2012 #15
Auntie Bush Oct 2012 #67
Happyhippychick Oct 2012 #17
imanamerican63 Oct 2012 #57
porphyrian Oct 2012 #18
TlalocW Oct 2012 #19
randome Oct 2012 #20
myrna minx Oct 2012 #23
hifiguy Oct 2012 #40
reformist2 Oct 2012 #24
randome Oct 2012 #25
porphyrian Oct 2012 #30
randome Oct 2012 #31
porphyrian Oct 2012 #33
randome Oct 2012 #35
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Historic NY Oct 2012 #49
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Indpndnt Oct 2012 #52
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randome Oct 2012 #64
porphyrian Oct 2012 #71
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ecstatic Oct 2012 #124
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Iggo Oct 2012 #108
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graywarrior Oct 2012 #115
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porphyrian Oct 2012 #120
Happyhippychick Oct 2012 #121
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ileus Oct 2012 #123
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thelordofhell Oct 2012 #126
Walk away Oct 2012 #127
porphyrian Oct 2012 #128
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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:39 AM

1. He will try to make pancakes, fail, then fire the help to feel better. n/t

 

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:40 AM

2. He'll become a commentator on the FOX Business network or CNBC

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:40 AM

3. He will write a book about how America is now doomed while the stock market reaches record highs.n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #3)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:01 PM

47. He'll write a book about how the left wing media screwed him.

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Response to Auntie Bush (Reply #47)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:02 PM

48. Right, like Fox News. n/t

 

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:41 AM

4. he won't be heard from again in politics

 

he will continue to earn tens of millions of dollars and leave the public sector forever.

No one is interested in what he has to say, and Fox hated him from the start.
And his boring wife is of no interest in the media either.

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:42 AM

5. Produce, write and star in his own sitcom . . .

something along the lines of 'I Love Lucy', with 1950's-humor . . . all those 'zingers' his staff is working on will come in handy!

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:43 AM

6. Maybe he'll

attempt to BUY some other country...

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:43 AM

7. Let's win the election first. The polls are "tightening."

 

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Response to Cybercat (Reply #7)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:46 AM

9. Link to that "assertion"?

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Response to uppityperson (Reply #9)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:49 AM

14. CNN, Huffington Post, MSNBC

 

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Response to Cybercat (Reply #14)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:54 AM

28. You know how to write station names. Good for you. How about a link to your "assertion"?

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Response to uppityperson (Reply #28)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:04 PM

54. It's on all the news stations, but fine here are some links:

 

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Response to Cybercat (Reply #54)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:08 PM

61. Huffpo is full of shit and your CNN link says nothing about "tightening". oops

CNN
A new national poll released on the eve of the first presidential debate shows that the race between President Barack Obama and Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney remains close.

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Response to Cybercat (Reply #69)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:20 PM

82. Yes, it is. And you call me "delusional" for saying so? Hahahahahaha.

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Response to uppityperson (Reply #82)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:22 PM

86. You're not making any sense. nt

 

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Response to uppityperson (Reply #9)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:04 PM

53. Heard it on every program on MSNBC all morning.

You don't need a link...just turn on the TV.

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Response to Auntie Bush (Reply #53)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:09 PM

63. Buy my cable or satellite programming? I'll send you my paypal account Thanks!

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Response to Cybercat (Reply #7)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:46 AM

10. still pretending to be one of us?

How cute

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Response to scheming daemons (Reply #10)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:49 AM

13. You're hilarious.

 

I voted for Democrats in every election since I was of legal age.

This is one of the great things about this forum, any self-criticism is met with accusations of working for Karl Rove. Does anyone know a forum for Democrats that aren't so pathetically defensive?

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Response to Cybercat (Reply #13)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:50 AM

16. If your post count isn't above a certain

 

level, you're ipso facto rovan plant

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Response to Missycim (Reply #16)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:54 AM

27. So all members here started out as Rove plants? Great logic there.

 

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Response to Cybercat (Reply #27)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:57 AM

34. I meant to say if you don't tow the line and have a low post count

 

sorry, working atm and a bit harried

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Response to Missycim (Reply #34)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:01 PM

46. Tow the line? LOL.

 

So you're not allowed to be a Democrat and have independent thought? Did you all agree with Clinton on Don't Ask, Don't Tell?

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Response to Cybercat (Reply #46)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:13 PM

70. It's bad form to argue with a troll who is trying to support trolling.

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Response to Hassin Bin Sober (Reply #70)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 01:12 PM

116. +1

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Response to Missycim (Reply #34)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:25 PM

94. I like the ones who get PPRed and then come back

right away.

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Response to Kingofalldems (Reply #94)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:31 PM

104. Oh my stalker is stalking

 

I am really thankful, never thought I would get one

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Response to Missycim (Reply #104)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:41 PM

111. Not stalking

Your posts are so interesting though.

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Response to Kingofalldems (Reply #111)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 02:05 PM

119. I guess a stalker finds the stalkee

 

interesting to.

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Response to Cybercat (Reply #27)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:58 AM

37. Exactly!

Try not to let them discourage you. And welcome to DU!

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Response to Cybercat (Reply #27)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:59 AM

43. Relax. Just stick to your points and don't let anyone rile you.

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Response to randome (Reply #43)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 01:24 PM

117. Lol, he's gone but I'm sure he will appreciate the support!

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Response to Missycim (Reply #16)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:39 PM

109. You got it right!

If you aren't a member of the club of kazillion posts you're no better than Romney's 47%

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Response to Cybercat (Reply #13)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:51 AM

21. you've been here a week

..you don't know anything about this forum.

Unless you are a previously-banned troll who has been here a while and has come in with a new ID.

You can tell us.... what was your previous ID?

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Response to scheming daemons (Reply #21)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:55 AM

32. I see a bunch of regulars acting like trolls here constantly. And obsessing about post counts?

 

Is this 1996? Are you 12?

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Response to scheming daemons (Reply #10)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:53 AM

26. Really? Come on . . .

The paranoia baffles me. Shouldn't we welcome others to DU instead of asking for their papers?

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Response to fleur-de-lisa (Reply #26)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:58 AM

38. go read his hidden thread

...

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Response to scheming daemons (Reply #38)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:18 PM

77. Unfortunately not available.

Got a link?

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Response to scheming daemons (Reply #38)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:41 PM

110. 'Unhappy troll' PPR'd by MIRT's DURHAM D...


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Response to Cybercat (Reply #7)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:47 AM

11. OH NOES!!!!1111!!!!elevenses

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Response to Happyhippychick (Reply #11)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:51 AM

22. Remember when we had a Democratic congress that could pass laws?

 

We lost that because we thought it was a done deal. Seriously, pre-emptive gloating is annoying.

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Response to Cybercat (Reply #22)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:54 AM

29. I bet that was upsetting to you, wasn't it?

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Response to Happyhippychick (Reply #29)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:57 AM

36. Yes, because I like winning elections. Some people would be happy if the party consisted of three..

 

...people off an island near California that was one giant farmers' market.

Seriously, the polls are tightening. I wouldn't be surprised if some people stayed home because they don't think we have to work for this.

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Response to Cybercat (Reply #36)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:59 AM

42. Yes, they may stay home.

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Response to Cybercat (Reply #36)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:09 PM

62. Maybe you better tell Nate Silver and ElectoralVote.com

That the polls are tightening.

Nate's prediction as of today for Nov 6:
Obama - 318.6 electoral votes
Romney - 219. 4
Chance of winning
Obama - 84.7%
Romney - 15.3%
Popular vote
Obama - 51.4%
Romney - 47.5%

His Nowcast
Obama - 333.3 electoral votes
Romney - 204.7
Chance of winning
Obama - 97.3%
Romney - 2.7%
Popular vote
Obama - 51.9%
Romney - 46.7%

Electoralvote.com
Obama - 332 electoral votes
Romney - 191
And that includes the Rasmussen(Faux Noise) factor.

So, the race is tightening exactly how?

And it looks like we'll be getting some pickups in the Senate as well.

Not to say that anyone here is complacent - We're not.

95% of us DU'ers are, as the expression goes - "Fired up and ready to go!" And the other 5% are ready to go, I hope.

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Response to GoneOffShore (Reply #62)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:10 PM

65. but, but, but, HuffPo says different and "they aren't full of shit"!!!1111

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Response to Cybercat (Reply #72)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:21 PM

83. This will not end well.



But possibly will be fun.

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Response to GoneOffShore (Reply #83)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:25 PM

93. Just in case he choses to delete, here is the post " Isn't the word "uppity" a slur against black"

" Isn't the word "uppity" a slur against black people? nt"

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Response to uppityperson (Reply #93)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:27 PM

98. It won't matter in a few minutes.

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Response to Hassin Bin Sober (Reply #98)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:30 PM

102. Thank you. Appreciate it. eom

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Response to uppityperson (Reply #93)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:28 PM

99. Won't happen I'm sure.

Probably will double down on that.

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Response to uppityperson (Reply #65)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:16 PM

75. oh, oh, well smack my bottom hard!

I stand corrected.

But our friend is silent along with his/her supporter.

I wonder why that is? Possibly because that CNN thing and that HuffPo thing were the only things available?

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Response to Cybercat (Reply #36)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:26 PM

95. Come join the free-love orgy in the sand!

We expect you to be good at naked hacky sack, so...bring it!
Oh, and bring plenty of weed because we suck on bongs all day long, and Skeezit gets extra bong rips because he is nice and braids our pubic hair into friendhip bracelets.

Maybe you can tell us about your friend Glenn Beck.

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Response to Cybercat (Reply #7)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:32 PM

105. "Why" do you keep "using" quotation marks where "they're" not needed "?"

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:45 AM

8. Maybe he'll Palinize his life, but with money?

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:49 AM

12. Well, he certainly won't eat any babies. Stop spreading those rumors, already. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #12)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:12 PM

68. Didn't he join BA?

Just so he could stop?

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Response to GoneOffShore (Reply #68)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:15 PM

74. Yes, but everyone relapses. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #74)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:24 PM

90. True that. But maybe he hasn't eaten a whole one.

Just the tender bits.

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Response to GoneOffShore (Reply #90)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:26 PM

96. Twelve step programs don't make that distinction. n/t

 

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:50 AM

15. File an amended return

to deduct the rest of his charitiable deductions which he did not include before. I am sure that is already sitting on his accountant's desk.

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Response to exboyfil (Reply #15)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:10 PM

67. (((Bingo)))

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:50 AM

17. My bad. I won't spread rumors that he ties his dog to the roof or cuts off the hair of gay boys.

Or maybe I will.

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Response to Happyhippychick (Reply #17)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:06 PM

57. Don't forget........

He bridled his horse to the front of his plane when was flying oversea!!!!! OH, wait it might have been a reindeer???????

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:51 AM

18. He'll be crushed beneath the tangled wreckage of the lies and contradictions he's been spewing. n/t

 

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:51 AM

19. I wouldn't be surprised

If he tried to run again. He comes off as oblivious to the fact that no one likes him, and besides, how dare the little people deny him his birthright?

TlalocW

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:51 AM

20. He will ride Rifalca into the sunset.

Or ride Ryan. Same thing.

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:51 AM

23. He'll amend his tax returns. LOL.

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Response to myrna minx (Reply #23)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:59 AM

40. You win the thread, Myrna.

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:52 AM

24. Grow a beard and gain 50 pounds, like Al Gore.

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:53 AM

25. He will retroactively UN-retire from Bain!

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:54 AM

30. Try to start a Christian rock band. n/t

 

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:54 AM

31. He will adopt Paul Ryan as his sixth son.

His other sons will tease and torment him.

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:55 AM

33. Buy out God when God suggests He has more money. n/t

 

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:57 AM

35. Take Palin as a second wife.

Ann won't even notice since she spends most of her time in the stables. With the doors locked from the inside.

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:58 AM

39. With any luck, he will disappear in a puff of smoke,

leaving only the stink of an especially vile fart behind.

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:59 AM

41. Embrace his ethnic heritage and have his skin painted lizard green. n/t

 

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:00 PM

44. He'll gather as many $100 bills as he can find ...

.... spread them on his bed and roll around in them naked.
Anyone now feeling the urge to vomit, sorry for the word picture!

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:01 PM

45. Buy all of the toys in the world and destroy them before Cheney can do it. n/t

 

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:03 PM

49. Visit his off-shore money to reassure he still has it.....

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:03 PM

50. Shoot Rafalca in the head for embarrassing him in London.

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:03 PM

51. Have a buddy force all of their company's employees to shake his hand and offer condolences. n/t

 

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:03 PM

52. He'll go back to leading Bain and will try to undermine the U.S. economy whenever possible.

He's just that twisted.

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:04 PM

55. He looks like a huckster musician on a riverboat to me.

He seriously makes me think of a banjo player. Not that there's anything wrong with that -- I like banjos.

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:05 PM

56. Devote all of his time to fighting Lyme disease in Virginia. n/t

 

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:07 PM

58. Return to Foxconn for repairs.

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:08 PM

59. Flee South Florida after a short attempt at a Spanish Al Jolson stage revival. n/t

 

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:08 PM

60. Stab Santa through the fucking heart!

Just because.

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Response to randome (Reply #60)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:10 PM

66. ...to spite the parasites who don't take responsibility for themselves. n/t

 

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:10 PM

64. Offer to help Japan at the Fukishima reactor.

Since he's the only device capable of withstanding the radiation.

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:13 PM

71. Get a job as the Evil Queen's mirror, tell her what she wants to hear. n/t

 

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:15 PM

73. He will amend his 2011 tax return

To take the additional tax deductions that he can take. That should net him several hundred thousand dollars

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Response to MiniMe (Reply #73)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 03:34 PM

124. +1 nt

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:17 PM

76. He will bitch-slap Paul Ryan on live TV.

(I'd pay to see that.)

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Response to randome (Reply #76)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:19 PM

80. Yeah, I'd pay for that, too. n/t

 

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:19 PM

78. Finally think of a snappy comeback to that 47% thing. n/t

 

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:19 PM

79. He will sit back and have a cup of joe.

And then be ex-communicated.

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:21 PM

84. Try out an Oral Roberts white streak in his hair, decide against it. n/t

 

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:21 PM

85. Visit school bus stops

and steal all the kids' lunch money.

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Response to Brewinblue (Reply #85)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:23 PM

89. And cut their hair if it's too long!

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:22 PM

87. Take up bee farming.

Because he once read that Sherlock Holmes liked it!

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:23 PM

88. Tell Ann the opposite of what he said yesterday, insist it is the same thing. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #88)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:24 PM

91. Or just remove her battery and put her back in the closet.

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:24 PM

92. Get his shirt back from the cleaners after those Qdoba people touched it. n/t

 

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:27 PM

97. Get hammered

for the first time in his life.

"I shtill can't bewieve I jusht losht to a -- to the black guy. (hic)"

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Response to KamaAina (Reply #97)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:30 PM

103. I'd be glad to have a few with him!

If only to see him well and truly wasted!

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:29 PM

100. Tease kids in a public school with a wad of cash, then chastise them for being freeloaders. n/t

 

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:29 PM

101. Get a tattoo of Paul Ryan's likeness imprinted on his arm.

The only man he ever loved.

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:35 PM

107. Get blamed by the republican party for their failure.

 

Ha! Maybe that's only funny to me.

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:35 PM

108. Count his money.

He'll be fine.

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:45 PM

112. Crush the beginnings of feelings of empathy by harvesting capital from a Midwestern factory. n/t

 

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:56 PM

113. Real Housewives of La Jolla nt

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 01:03 PM

114. Dress as Paul Ryan for Halloween, piss Ryan off for wearing the same costume he's worn. n/t

 

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 01:07 PM

115. Buy a house on Kolob

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 01:56 PM

118. He'll invite Harry Reid to his home for dinner...

...then ask, "Do these tax returns taste funny to you?"

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 02:24 PM

120. Log in to DU as Cybercat, get tombstoned.

 

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #120)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 02:56 PM

121. LOL

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 03:02 PM

122. Develop a new workout video involving flip-flopping to music. n/t

 

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 03:32 PM

123. Continue being rich...

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 03:34 PM

125. He will release the Kraken!!!

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 03:48 PM

126. He'll amend his tax returns for the last 2 years

So that he will have his normal tax rate of 5%

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 03:48 PM

127. He'll have his accountant update his 2010 return to claim that full charitable deduction!

I'm sure he planned to do that even in the unlikely event he won.

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 04:04 PM

128. He will end poverty.

 

HAHAHAHA! No, he won't. That never gets old.

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Response to Happyhippychick (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 08:45 PM

129. He will reveal that he is actually an elaborate Banksy piece. n/t

 

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