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Thu Sep 20, 2012, 02:23 PM

I feel weird today. It's like 47% of me wants to lie around and have welfare babies, and the other

53% is an asshole.

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Reply I feel weird today. It's like 47% of me wants to lie around and have welfare babies, and the other (Original post)
LaydeeBug Sep 2012 OP
IADEMO2004 Sep 2012 #1
LaydeeBug Sep 2012 #2
HopeHoops Sep 2012 #3
LaydeeBug Sep 2012 #7
HopeHoops Sep 2012 #11
frogmarch Sep 2012 #4
OneGrassRoot Sep 2012 #13
Ikonoklast Sep 2012 #5
snooper2 Sep 2012 #6
porphyrian Sep 2012 #8
nc4bo Sep 2012 #9
LaydeeBug Sep 2012 #16
kickysnana Sep 2012 #17
nc4bo Sep 2012 #18
Grammy23 Sep 2012 #10
nc4bo Sep 2012 #19
OneGrassRoot Sep 2012 #12
frogmarch Sep 2012 #14
LaydeeBug Sep 2012 #15

Response to LaydeeBug (Original post)

Thu Sep 20, 2012, 02:25 PM

1. You made my wife smile.

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Response to IADEMO2004 (Reply #1)

Thu Sep 20, 2012, 02:42 PM

2. I am so very glad about that.

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Response to LaydeeBug (Original post)

Thu Sep 20, 2012, 02:44 PM

3. Yeah, I'm lazing about and squeezing out Welfare babies today too - and I'm a guy.

 

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Response to HopeHoops (Reply #3)

Thu Sep 20, 2012, 05:09 PM

7. it's like 47% wants to sit around drinking beer all day and the other 53%

is an asshole.

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Response to LaydeeBug (Reply #7)

Thu Sep 20, 2012, 05:21 PM

11. Hey, squeezing Welfare babies out of a guy isn't exactly a picnic!

 

Hell, it's rough enough on women!

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Response to LaydeeBug (Original post)

Thu Sep 20, 2012, 02:47 PM

4. haha!

Please, somebody, make a picture with that as the caption.

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Response to frogmarch (Reply #4)

Thu Sep 20, 2012, 05:23 PM

13. See below! :) n/t

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Response to LaydeeBug (Original post)

Thu Sep 20, 2012, 02:47 PM

5. Hmmm. You may have started a meme, here.

47% of me wants to fake a back injury so I can scam the Worker's Comp office out of a three-month paid vacation from work, but the 53% of me wants me to go visit my money in the Cayman Islands.

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Response to LaydeeBug (Original post)

Thu Sep 20, 2012, 02:55 PM

6. so if you have sex with yourself

both parts of you will be happy?

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Response to LaydeeBug (Original post)

Thu Sep 20, 2012, 05:10 PM

8. Excellent. n/t

 

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Response to LaydeeBug (Original post)

Thu Sep 20, 2012, 05:17 PM

9. I've got a Chrysler and it seats about 20 honey.......let's head on over to the Love Shack!

Moochers Unite!

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Response to nc4bo (Reply #9)

Thu Sep 20, 2012, 10:10 PM

16. I'l hurry up and bring my juke box money! nt

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Response to nc4bo (Reply #9)

Fri Sep 21, 2012, 02:57 AM

17. "Memories..."

We got to my husband's grandfather's funeral visitation in 1987 in another state and found out they were waiting for him to make all the decisions because they could not agree and he hadn't been around growing up so they would agree to what he said. Yikes!

Then we found out there was a lack of cars to get us to the cemetery some 20miles away and so we had 20 people in our 77 Oldsmobile full size sedan. Four adults and one teen on the sat in the back. Luckily half he people were young kids. One on each knee in the back. Four adults in the front and 2 tweens. Yes we know that was insane, but the alternative was that people would not be able to go to the cemetery and dinner afterwards. No time to get another car so we hillbillyed it.

We then got to take the large immediate family to a recommended restaurant and treat afterwards at which point they had an sominela outbreak in chicken in the state. Those that ate dark meat got terribly sick for at least 3 days. Those that ate the white meat were fine. My husband ate dark meat and our two elementary age boys had a few days to tour while he spent 2 1/2 days in the motel bathroom and dropped 20 lbs.

"May you live in interesting times."

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Response to kickysnana (Reply #17)

Fri Sep 21, 2012, 08:31 PM

18. I can not imagine getting THAT many people in a car, even a back-in-the-day boat.

Hey, you all did what you had to do and that's the bottom line but ontop of all that, bad chicken? That day sounds like it makes the kickysnana family history books...you know the one story that gets repeated at least once a year or during big family get togethers.

Oy vey that's some messed up day!!

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Response to LaydeeBug (Original post)

Thu Sep 20, 2012, 05:20 PM

10. Thanks so much for the laughs, you guys!

The past few months of the campaign season have been stressful watching Mitt and Ryan do their thing and listening to poll after poll saying this thing is neck and neck. Bologna! I just don't believe that but it still grates on your nerves and puts a little bug in the back of your brain that keeps asking if maybe it's true.

The comments I read here are really helpful and often lead me to information that helps rid me of those doubts and worries. But it's the funny comments on here that bring me back time after time. Some of the comments literally make me laugh out loud (sometimes I worry I'll wake my napping husband). Other times I have almost peed my pants. (I confess that's not too hard to do these days. LOL) But the important thing is that it gives great relief from the worry and uncertainty this summer has brought.

As we enter fall and the home stretch of Election 2012, it is great to have a place like this where I can vent my frustration, ask questions, find answers and best of all find a great bunch of smart folks who know how to have a good laugh!

THANKS!

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Response to Grammy23 (Reply #10)

Fri Sep 21, 2012, 08:31 PM

19. Sometimes laughter really is the very best medicine!! nm

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Response to LaydeeBug (Original post)

Thu Sep 20, 2012, 05:22 PM

12. Here's the graphic w/that message. Cracks me up....

It's making the rounds on Facebook.



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Response to OneGrassRoot (Reply #12)

Thu Sep 20, 2012, 06:37 PM

14. PERFECT! hahahahaha!

Off to my Fb wall it goes!

Excellent!

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Response to OneGrassRoot (Reply #12)

Thu Sep 20, 2012, 10:09 PM

15. That's where I got it! I can't stop laughing. nt

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