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Fri Sep 14, 2012, 01:47 PM

Paul Ryan Knocked Over By Pack Of Rambunctious Romney Boys

BELMONT, MA—Visiting the home of running mate Mitt Romney today, Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) was reportedly knocked to the floor by a pack of rambunctious, wet-nosed Romney boys, all five of whom jumped onto the vice presidential candidate as soon as he entered the door and sniffed him from head to toe.

Sources said the Romney boys—Tagg, Craig, Matt, Ben, and Josh—spent nearly three minutes eagerly licking the congressman’s face and slobbering all over his jacket before their father, Mitt, grabbed them by their shirt collars and pulled them off, telling Ryan, “They always get a little excited when we have visitors.”

“As soon as I rang the doorbell they came running right up to the door,” said Ryan, noting that the oldest one, Tagg, got so excited he urinated on the family’s rug. “Mitt told them to get in the living room, and they were fine after that. I think they just don’t know their own strength.”

“By the end of the day, I was scratching Ben’s belly like he was my best friend,” Ryan added.

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/paul-ryan-knocked-over-by-pack-of-rambunctious-rom,29529/




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Ghost in the Machine Sep 2012 OP
a geek named Bob Sep 2012 #1
Scootaloo Sep 2012 #2
bklyncowgirl Sep 2012 #3
onethatcares Sep 2012 #4
Skidmore Sep 2012 #5
TwilightGardener Sep 2012 #6
Heather MC Sep 2012 #7
cr8tvlde Sep 2012 #8
patrice Sep 2012 #9
joeybee12 Sep 2012 #10
ellie Sep 2012 #11
Blue Owl Sep 2012 #12
rhett o rick Sep 2012 #13
barbtries Sep 2012 #14
lumpy Sep 2012 #15
VWolf Sep 2012 #16
Buns_of_Fire Sep 2012 #17
Blanks Sep 2012 #18
Rose Siding Sep 2012 #19
sad sally Sep 2012 #20

Response to Ghost in the Machine (Original post)

Fri Sep 14, 2012, 01:48 PM

1. NOT an image I needed after Lunch!

 

EWWW

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Response to Ghost in the Machine (Original post)

Fri Sep 14, 2012, 01:49 PM

2. Ugh, pardon me... Breakfast tasted much better going down

That's just...

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Response to Ghost in the Machine (Original post)

Fri Sep 14, 2012, 01:49 PM

3. Oh God that looks like the start of a gay porn flick call it "Fratboy Orgy" nt

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Response to Ghost in the Machine (Original post)

Fri Sep 14, 2012, 01:49 PM

4. that pic is just toooooooooooo weird

arggghhhhhh.

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Response to Ghost in the Machine (Original post)

Fri Sep 14, 2012, 01:50 PM

6. Wet-nosed!

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Response to Ghost in the Machine (Original post)

Fri Sep 14, 2012, 01:55 PM

7. who the onion is back!!!

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Response to Ghost in the Machine (Original post)

Fri Sep 14, 2012, 01:59 PM

8. I want my 2 minutes back ... gag n/t

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Response to Ghost in the Machine (Original post)

Fri Sep 14, 2012, 01:59 PM

9. he, he, THANKS for the light-hearted chuckle! I think we needed that! Cute doggies!

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Response to Ghost in the Machine (Original post)

Fri Sep 14, 2012, 02:00 PM

10. Hee-larious! knr

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Response to Ghost in the Machine (Original post)

Fri Sep 14, 2012, 02:03 PM

11. Hahahahahaha!

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Response to Ghost in the Machine (Original post)

Fri Sep 14, 2012, 02:08 PM

12. Ah, that explains the 5 kennels on top of Romney's campaign limo

n/t

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Response to Ghost in the Machine (Original post)

Fri Sep 14, 2012, 02:08 PM

13. Hey, let them have their privacy. What they do behind closed, err

well that shouldnt be made public.

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Response to Ghost in the Machine (Original post)

Fri Sep 14, 2012, 02:27 PM

14. that's funny.

good photoshop too.

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Response to Ghost in the Machine (Original post)

Fri Sep 14, 2012, 02:48 PM

15. What's with the tongues hanging out. I don't think this is photoshopped.

They are just 'all American kids'... with million dollar bank accounts. Do those 'kids' really think that is how the 'common people' behave?

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Response to lumpy (Reply #15)

Fri Sep 14, 2012, 03:06 PM

16. Look more closely. It IS photoshopped.

But it's damn funny!

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Response to Ghost in the Machine (Original post)

Fri Sep 14, 2012, 03:18 PM

17. I forget -- which one is it that starts humping every visitor's leg

as soon as they sit down? The family tends to keep him locked up whenever major campaign contributors come by, I understand.

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Response to Ghost in the Machine (Original post)

Fri Sep 14, 2012, 03:27 PM

18. I thought he had a son named 'Flapjack'.

That's what Mr. Spock said.

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Response to Ghost in the Machine (Original post)

Fri Sep 14, 2012, 05:13 PM

19. Back on top of the car now boys

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Response to Ghost in the Machine (Original post)

Fri Sep 14, 2012, 05:29 PM

20. This is one of the adults who should be in charge that Mrs. Mitt-Ann talked up?

"I think it's been pretty clear that both my husband and Paul Ryan are very serious candidates. They're the adults in the room that are going to talk about how to make things better," she said.

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