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Sun Aug 12, 2012, 06:19 PM

Borowitz on why Romney HAD to pick Ryan..

Since Romney doesn't care about poor people, he needed to balance the ticket with someone who doesn't care about old people. - Andy Borowitz

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Reply Borowitz on why Romney HAD to pick Ryan.. (Original post)
ehrnst Aug 2012 OP
lunatica Aug 2012 #1
pacalo Aug 2012 #2
LibDemAlways Aug 2012 #3
magic59 Aug 2012 #4
roody Aug 2012 #5
rurallib Aug 2012 #6
Lone_Star_Dem Aug 2012 #7
Gregorian Aug 2012 #8
UTUSN Aug 2012 #9
lastlib Aug 2012 #12
mick063 Aug 2012 #10
lastlib Aug 2012 #13
Quantess Aug 2012 #11
seanpencil Aug 2012 #14
unionthug Aug 2012 #15

Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Sun Aug 12, 2012, 06:29 PM

1. A match made in heaven

But who's heaven is the question.

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Sun Aug 12, 2012, 07:38 PM

2. That's not only good, it's accurate.


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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Sun Aug 12, 2012, 07:52 PM

3. No evidence either of these goons cares about anyone

other than rich white guys. Birds of a feather. Anyone who thinks either of them has a shred of compassion is delusional.

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Sun Aug 12, 2012, 08:24 PM

4. Both are sociopaths, are unable to care for or about anybody but themselves.

 

In that respect they make a good team. They may get 40% of the vote, that number pretty much matches the percentage of mentally ill, extremely stupid, religious fanatics and the filthy rich in this country.

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Sun Aug 12, 2012, 08:54 PM

5. Did Rmoney balance the ticket

with a taxpayer?

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:16 PM

6. But who's going to hate the children?

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Response to rurallib (Reply #6)

Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:27 PM

7. They're still considering Newt Gingrich for a cabinet seat.

To fill that void.

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:28 PM

8. Haha. That is just brilliant.

On the other hand...oh, I don't even want to think about it.


Carry on.

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Sun Aug 12, 2012, 11:08 PM

9. His other comment, RYAN don't like ObamaCARE, MediCARE, or CARE!1 n/t

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Response to UTUSN (Reply #9)

Mon Aug 13, 2012, 11:53 AM

12. He only likes GOPDoesn'tCare

and KochBrothersDon'tCare

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Mon Aug 13, 2012, 12:19 AM

10. I'll bet $10,000 they lose.

 


I'm just waiting for the debates. Romney will get rattled and become a gaffe machine.

I am relieved he picked a radical. Pciking a moderate would have made him much more dangerous.

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Response to mick063 (Reply #10)

Mon Aug 13, 2012, 11:55 AM

13. Joe Biden will rip Paul Ryan a new hole.

Gut 'im and fillet 'im like a perch, as my grandfather would say...

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Mon Aug 13, 2012, 11:31 AM

11. Too funny!

K & R

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Mon Aug 13, 2012, 01:14 PM

14. or female people

 

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Mon Aug 13, 2012, 03:06 PM

15. no adjective required

Neither of them care about any of 'you people'

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