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BREAKING: MSM contracts Romnesia in 2012 Presidential Election

A recent meta analysis clearly indicates that the MSM has caught the recent phenomenon of ROMNESIA, a term coined by President Obama for the lies told that is clearly forgotten. It was first noted in prsidential candidate, Mitt Romney. But recently, clear indications from meta analysis has shown that the media has contracted the disease as well.

The Department of Health has issued this warning: be aware of bad polling numbers and bad media spin to delude the public into thinking that Romney is a viable candidate. Clear hand washing multiple times a day is recommended. If you experience early signs and symptoms of Media Romnesia that causes palpitations, depression, or overwhelming sense of doom, people are advised to go to the nearest computer with internet service, log onto barackobama.com, and donate a few bucks. Relief of signs and symptoms should take effect within minutes.

BREAKING: MSM is suffering from Romnesia in 2012 presidential election

A recent meta analysis clearly indicates that the MSM has caught the recent phenomenon of ROMNESIA, a term coined by President Obama for the lies told that is clearly forgotten. It was first noted in prsidential candidate, Mitt Romney. But recently, clear indications from meta analysis has shown that the media has contracted the disease as well.

The Department of Health has issued this warning: be aware of bad polling numbers and bad media spin to delude the public into thinking that Romney is a viable candidate. Clear hand washing multiple times a day is recommended. If you experience early signs and symptoms of Media Romnesia that causes palpitations, depression, or overwhelming sense of doom, people are advised to go to the nearest computer with internet service, log onto barackobama.com, and donate a few bucks. Relief of signs and symptoms should take effect within minutes.

Republicans are a bunch of WHINING, CRYBABIES!!!! Waaah waaah!

Dear republicans,
Look, if you choose to lie, expect to get the horns. Biden wasn't being disrespectful. The person who was disrepectful was ryan. If you don't like the horns, don't LIE then you mothertruckers, and you wouldn't have gotten a VP going thermal nuclear on you with facts. I know you aren't used to this since faux and msm lets you get away with lying, but time for a reality check. This is an effing debate....not a gd stump speech. Not everyone buys into your bullshit.

So, Be prepared. And if you choose a neophyte to go into the ring, then don't bitch when he gets his bell rung. For a party who prides themselves on personal responsibility, you NEVER take any and whine more than a toddler. Perhaps one of these days, you will go with someone who has depth and substance. Having the conservative "look" isn't enough, jackass. People like pretty but it doesn't win elections. Since you crawled into bed with fleas and tea bags, you should be ok with those tea bags wrapped around your neck like a noose. And don't whine when it tightens.

You may have the msm....but i'm laughing at the desperation from all the petty fawning and tripping the msm does over their own feet to prop you up b/c you don't make their lives easy. Their creativity has been the backbone of many a drinking games and for that, i thank you for the good laughs...and yes, at your expense.

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