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Name: Michael
Gender: Male
Hometown: Las Vegas, Na
Home country: USofA
Current location: Fort Lauderdale, Fl.
Member since: Mon Jul 9, 2012, 02:31 PM
Number of posts: 2,310

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Oldie but a goodie

Candidate for a Pullet Surprise
by Mark Eckman and Jerrold H. Zar

I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when eye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checker's
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too pleas.

On a hot summer night...

Would you offer your throat to the wolf with red roses?

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My face palm smiley is missing...

I put it back the last time I used it but it's gone now.
Do you know who took it?
There's a suspicious looking candle smilie here now and I suspect foul play.
Other people have face palm but some of us don't.

What happened to the facepalm smiley?

and when did this candle smiley show up?
Who's in charge around here?

I like beer...

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Hvanig tublroe rdanieg tihs?

Did you konw taht if you keep the frsit and lsat lteetr in the rgiht palce you sohlud be albe to raed it eliasy? It's how the biarn rades wdros and not ltetres. Cool huh?

85 degrees, mostly sunny and a free concert ...

on the beach at Las Olas and the A1A.
Got a rump roast in the crock pot for dinner.
Beach chair-check
Flask- two of 'em
I'll let y'all know how it goes. Wish me luck.

Hello? (knock, knock, knock) HELLO? Is this thing on?

Who had them last?
Could sumbuddy pleeze find dem?
I'm callin da POlice.
Sumbuddy give SCE a wake up call

A little love for the snowed in DUer's

Think Warm!

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Just bought an ice cream maker...

It'll make a full gallon of ice cream. Then I read the recipes and have come to the realization that making your own wonderful sweet and creamy treat will cost you about $18.00/gal.
This better be the best fucking ice cream in the world.

Anybody got any good ideas for flavors?
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