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Name: Michael
Gender: Male
Hometown: Las Vegas, Na
Home country: USofA
Current location: Fort Lauderdale, Fl.
Member since: Mon Jul 9, 2012, 01:31 PM
Number of posts: 2,481

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Plane crash near my home...

Here's the link:



http://www.nbcmiami.com/


Just awful

Saw this on Huff Post and I had to share...

A snoring dog that sounds like Donald Duck!




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I wish I could sleep like that.

OMG! The big 3-0-0!...

And it only took 8 months!

Thank you, thank you all!

SO... What do I win?

Lime in the coconut...

For your Monday afternoon listening pleasure.


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It's Mine...

If I like it, it's mine.
If it's in my hand, it's mine.
If I can take it from you, it's mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
If it's mine, it must NEVER appear to be yours in any way.
If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
If I saw it first, it's mine.
If you are using something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
If it's broken, it's yours.

The Toddlers Rules of Possession

What's to do at a rennaisance fair?

I just got invited to one in Deerfield Beach, Fl.
What is there to do? Besides watching a bunch of People dressing up like it's 1972 and saying "M'Lady" to all the chicks?

IMHO the greatest monologue in movie history...(NSFW)

Dennis Hopper in True Romance
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When you know your time has come, might as well go out in style.

Just what I need after a shitty day at work...


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The third verse is appropriate for my current mood.

Okay friends and fans- I need some help...

I'm going to this bash for St. Patrick's day and I need some good limericks for some prize money.
Anybody know any good limericks?
I tried this post on Friday and got crickets.
If I win I'll mention who posted the winning limerick AND I'll split the prize money

Calling all poets!

I heard a great limerick today and wanted to share.

There once was a man named McQueen,
Who invented a wanking machine.
Concave and convex,
To fit either sex,
And remarkably easy to clean.




Anybody else got a good one?
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