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Name: Michael
Gender: Male
Hometown: Las Vegas, Na
Home country: USofA
Current location: Fort Lauderdale, Fl.
Member since: Mon Jul 9, 2012, 02:31 PM
Number of posts: 2,393

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It's Mine...

If I like it, it's mine.
If it's in my hand, it's mine.
If I can take it from you, it's mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
If it's mine, it must NEVER appear to be yours in any way.
If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
If I saw it first, it's mine.
If you are using something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
If it's broken, it's yours.

The Toddlers Rules of Possession

What's to do at a rennaisance fair?

I just got invited to one in Deerfield Beach, Fl.
What is there to do? Besides watching a bunch of People dressing up like it's 1972 and saying "M'Lady" to all the chicks?

IMHO the greatest monologue in movie history...(NSFW)

Dennis Hopper in True Romance
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When you know your time has come, might as well go out in style.

Just what I need after a shitty day at work...

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The third verse is appropriate for my current mood.

Okay friends and fans- I need some help...

I'm going to this bash for St. Patrick's day and I need some good limericks for some prize money.
Anybody know any good limericks?
I tried this post on Friday and got crickets.
If I win I'll mention who posted the winning limerick AND I'll split the prize money

Calling all poets!

I heard a great limerick today and wanted to share.

There once was a man named McQueen,
Who invented a wanking machine.
Concave and convex,
To fit either sex,
And remarkably easy to clean.

Anybody else got a good one?

A question for the Trekkies...

Who was the better Captain? Kirk or Picard?
I'll say Kirk. He took on a Greek God. And won.

Anyone here been told they have a famous twin?

I'll start.
In my youth I was told I looked a lot like Ralph Macchio (The Karate Kid). After seeing him on Dancing With the Stars recently, I still do.

So what's for breakfast?

Mine was a mix of scrambled eggs, peppers, onions, chopped bacon, lots of cheddar cheese and a splash of salsa wrapped in a tortilla with coffee and bagel with cream cheese.

Now I'm off to South Beach for the Wine and Food Festival

Just got home from work and it hit me...

My weekend has officially begun.
Just showered and I can't decide; Shorts or swim trunks?
(it's 87 degrees here in Fort Lauderdale- eat your heart out Wichita)
I think swim trunks. Take a quick dip in the pool and then marinate in the warm sun.
Maybe a nice rib-eye on the grill for dinner and then go out to the casino and try my luck.
Going to the South Beach Food and Wine Festival this weekend and maybe play some golf on Sunday.
Life is beautiful and I live it to the fullest.
So what are your plans this weekend?
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