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ZonkerHarris

ZonkerHarris's Journal
ZonkerHarris's Journal
November 10, 2020

John Thune just called the GOP Senate conference "Diverse" So fuck that guy

One black man and a few white ladies make them diverse?
That's where they live mentally.
Fuck him so much.

November 9, 2020

Esper was fired by tweet because Trump is too much of a coward to face him while doing it.

or even call him on the phone to ask for his resignation.
That's all
Just big coward fraidy cat pretends to be a tough guy Donny Trump.

November 8, 2020

This is your official notification that it is okay for Americans to say "Happy Holidays" again.

The War on Christmas is back on, people!
This time I know we will win.

November 7, 2020

Whatever news network calls this race for Joe gets my eyeballs for the next year

Are you listening Fox news?
this is your only chance!
MSNBC?
CNN?
Bueller?
Bueller?

November 6, 2020

"Fox Business Channel, where all sorts of facts go to die."

Jake Tapper just Gave FOXBusiness news a new slogan

November 6, 2020

Waiting for the "tippany's" for those who grew up with the Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon

Every time they rolled over to another million dollars donated Jerry would turn to Ed McMahon and say "give me a "tippany" Ed!"
Then the number would change
I keep saying that to the TV as the numbers come in each time
They will rollover in a tippany soon!

November 6, 2020

You know this opera's almost over because the fat clown is singing a sad song.

This afternoon was Trump's last big aria.
He's going out on a low note.

(and I apologize for the body shaming but it's an opera thing.)

November 6, 2020

I'm chasing number updates across cable stations like a junkie chasing a fix.

Who has the freshest numbers?
I need a hit man!

November 5, 2020

MSNBC cut off Trump after 3 sentences. YAAAAY!!!!! Nice job

started lying and they cut him off

November 3, 2020

I'm doing a bong hit for every state Biden wins tonight...

so I have 50 bong hits ready.

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Name: Harvey the Rabbit
Gender: Male
Hometown: New England
Home country: USA
Current location: Hollywood
Member since: Wed Aug 3, 2011, 01:52 PM
Number of posts: 24,221

About ZonkerHarris

Nixon was a fucking crook. As a teenager I marched on the UN in 1982 with a million other people demanding we get rid of the threat of nuclear weapons hanging over our heads. Since then I've worked to get Democrats elected like John Aristotle Phillips, known as the A-Bomb Kid when he ran for Congress against Stuart McKinney in CT in the 80's (we lost twice) through the Obama campaign in 2008 and 2012. I want to legalize cannabis, reform our prison for profit system, cut our military budget, get out of Afghanistan and push solar energy panels into every building in the USA.
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