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Grantuspeace

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If I were president, leap day would be an extra weekend day.

The closest weekend would have two Saturdays.

If you are out driving around today, wave to me.

I am the dude in the Statue of Liberty costume dancing on the corner.

What am I supposed to do with all these left over Mardi Gras beads?

Do you think I should try to sneak them past the bouncer and into the lounge?

Today is the first day Wisconsin's new voter ID law takes effect.

If you will be voting democratic, be sure to bring a valid photo ID. If you are Republican you can use any of the following: NRA membership card, a Ted Nugent black concert t-shirt, Rush Limbaugh decoder ring, a Bayer aspirin contraception kit, or just drive to the poles with a dog kennel lashed to the roof.

President's Day: A day they close the banks. So bankers can get naked.....

President's Day: A day they close the banks. So bankers can get naked, cover themselves in honey and roll around in the hundred dollar bills.

I'm looking for an assistant

Must be attractive and be willing to be sawed in half.

Thank you for the hearts.....but "You're Breaking My Heart" Nilsson



Harry Nilsson. Perhaps the best Anti-Valentine song ever!

Loreena McKennit

Headphones suggested.

Anybody making anything special today?

Bacon wrapped water chestnuts? Bacon wrapped Bacon? If so, can I come over?
Posted by Grantuspeace | Sun Feb 5, 2012, 01:17 PM (3 replies)

What is an Olay?

And how do they get the "Oil of Olay" out of those buggers?
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