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a friend e-mailed those to me, I had to share. :D

1. He said to me: I don't know why you wear a bra, you don't have
anything to put in it. I said to him: you wear pants don't you?

2. He said to me: shall we swap positions tonite? I said to him: that is a
good idea, you stand by the stove and sink and I will sit on the couch
and do nothing but fart.

3. He said to me: what have you been doing with the grocery money
I give you? I said to him: Turn sideways and look in a mirror.

4. He said to me: why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him: we don't have time.

5. He said to me: how many men does it take to change a roll of
TP? I said to him: IDK it has never happened.

6. He said to me: what do yo call a woman who knows where her
husband is every night? I said to him: A widow.

7. He said to me: why are married females heavier then single females ?
I said to him: a single female comes home from work, looks what is in
the fridge and goes to bed. A married female comes home from work
looks are what is in the bed, and goes to the fridge.

I hope you smiled at least once.

just in case you need a reason to cry.


A video showing a father singing the Beatles' "Blackbird" to his dying newborn son after his wife died following a C-section is being watched around the world.
On Nov. 8, Lennon James Picco was delivered by emergency C-section at 24 weeks. Hours later, Lennon's mother, Ashley Picco, passed away in her sleep. She was 30-years-old.

According to the YouTube video, Lennon's lack of movement and brain activity was a concern for the doctors and nurses at Loma Linda University Hospital in California, which is about an hour away from Los Angeles.

During Ashley's pregnancy, she would often feel Lennon moving to music. Lennon's dad, Chris Picco, asked if he could bring his guitar into the NICU and play for his dying son.
Several hours a day, Chris played music for Lennon during the last days of his life.
Baby Lennon passed away on Tuesday.

Chris wrote this Facebook post after the death of his son:
"Dear friends, family and supporters; it is with an unbelievably heavy heart that I write this. My little fighter, Lennon James Picco went to sleep in his daddy's arms late last night. He was surrounded by family, friends, and the best doctors, nurses and hospital staff in the world. He was dressed in an outfit that Ashley bought for him, with little guitars on it, and wrapped in a blanket made by a dear friend. I am so thankful for the four unforgettable days I got to spend with him. His mommy would have been so beyond joy to see him and to hold him, touch him, bathe him, sing to him -- as I have had the privilege of doing. I have been so blessed and honored to love him before he was formed, to cherish him while mommy carried him, meet him face to precious face, and hold his perfect little body while we said 'goodbye for now.' There are no words, but I wanted to keep you updated, as your love and support has meant more than anything in the world. All you need is love."


my wife is a teacher (1st grade)
the parents of one of her students
gave us a plastic garbage bag full of
Pecans. so we have been shelling Pecans
for the last 4 hours. Have put a dent in the bag.
and I am done for a while. this weekend will finish
it up.


my wife is a teacher (1st grade)
the parents of one of her students
gave us a plastic garbage bag full of
Pecans. so we have been shelling Pecans
for the last 4 hours. Have put a dent in the bag.
and I am done for a while. this weekend will finish
it up.

NY cops at it again (or is it still ? )


Saratoga County Deputy Shawn Glans had no idea he was being recorded as he tried to intimidate a man into allowing him to search his car, which is why he slapped him on the back of his head while yanking the keys out of his hand, tossing them to another deputy who searched the man's car and found nothing illegal.

But he does know now after Adam Roberts uploaded the video to Facebook where it began going viral Friday.
In a Facebook message interview with Photography is Not a Crime, Roberts explained that he and his buddy, Colin Fitch, who owns the car, had parked it at a business that was closed and walked to a nearby party Thursday night. They didnít spend much time at the party but when they walked back to the car, they were confronted by deputies who had spotted a rifle in the back seat and wanted to search the car.

Firth had purchased a .22 rifle earlier that day and had left it in the back seat, Roberts said. When Deputy Glans asked to search the car, Fitch would not give him permission, insisting he had done nothing illegal.
Unfortunately, that slapping part was not caught on video, but the sound of the slap is loud and clear. But he followed it up by making more threats, proving to be the real asshole.
As they were searching the car, Firth showed them his receipt for the gun and they allowed him to leave.

Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=290_1415427089#eLL3KhEvm7fvwpp3.99

I have a question concerning a new Senate

do you think that

1. Harry Reid will become minority leader or will he get dumped.

2. Will the independent from Maine Mr. King caucus with the GOP
now that they have the majority? I think the WAPO suggested this
would happen.

3. Will Senator Manchin switch parties ? Politico had something about this
I am not from WV so I do not know where he stands.

I do not think Reid is gonna get removed as Senate minority leader.
I could be wrong. but he has been in tough fights before and won.

I was watching the Senate races and just noticed

in the Governors race that Mass and Maryland and Il went to the R's ..
can someone tell me how.
it is bad enough that Snyder (R) won MI

GA has not been called yet here are the numbers from Politico

R D. Perdue 56.7% 1,068,946

D M. Nunn 41.4% 779,911

NC Senate: still to close to call 90% reporting

Thom Tillis 1,297,355 49%
Kay Hagan (i) 1,248,459 47%

Read more at http://www.wral.com/news/political/page/14082189/#VE4iJKsv1EbjBYKo.99

Montana (R) S. Daines per politico nt

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