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Rep. Alan Grayson
Nobody’s perfect, I know. But I must be pretty darn close to perfect. Because in order to attack me, the Republican Party has to lie.
Recently, the National Republican Congressional Committee, apparently at a loss as to how to launch any legitimate attack against me, charged that I “abused” my “frank mail privileges and used taxpayer money to distribute a self-promotional DVD to (my) constituents.”
First, the term is “franked,” not “frank.” This refers to items mailed to constituents and paid by our Congressional office budget. If you’re going to attack me, GOP, please learn how to spell.
Second, the fundamental purpose of “franking” is to inform your constituents about what you are doing on the job. This isn’t an “abuse”; it’s something that’s specifically authorized in the U.S. House of Representatives by House Rule XXIV.
Third, the DVD that the Republican Party is complaining about was approved unanimously, in advance by the House Commission on Congressional Mailing Standards, which consists of three Democrats and three Republicans. All three of those Republicans voted in favor of our informational DVD, and yet now the Republican Party is assailing me over it.
Don’t you just hate cheap, dishonest political muggings like that? Well, it’s time to do something about it. Today is the last day of our quarterly FEC reporting period; please contribute $20 or more to our campaign, so that we can FIGHT BACK!
There’s more. Unfortunately, I happen to be one of the few Members of Congress who seems to know how to ask a question in a Congressional hearing. We each get five minutes with the witnesses. For most of the other Members, its 4:59 of senseless ranting, and then 0:01 of “Do you agree with me!?” If you ever watch C-SPAN, you know exactly what I’m talking about.
I won’t do it that way. I assume that if we’re going to have a hearing, there may be interesting information that the witnesses may impart. So I ask real questions, and I expect real answers – no pussyfooting, no pretense, no prevarication.
Both the media and the public seem to find the novelty of real questions and real answers at a Congressional hearing quite engaging. That’s why the most-watched Congressional video of all time – my five-minute examination of the Fed’s Inspector General – has drawn over five million views on YouTube.
As a result, we have a treasure-trove of hearing examinations and Floor speeches that has found its own audience, on YouTube and elsewhere. I decided to share those with our constituents. I asked the staff how much it would cost to create and mail a postcard. Answer: 70 cents each. I asked how much it would cost to create and mail a DVD. Answer: 80 cents each. So we went with the DVD.
And our constituents loved it. We received countless compliments from them. They could finally see, with their own eyes, someone doing something useful in Washington, DC.
Which is why, I suppose, the do-nothing Republican Party considers it unethical.
Don’t let the GOP get away with this cheap shot. Contribute to our reelection campaign today, before the end of the quarter, and make sure that lies don’t beat truth.
By the way, this recent attack by the Republican National Congressional Committee neglects to point out that we mailed the DVDs back in 2010, more than four years ago. If they have to reach that far back to attack me during our 2014 campaign, I must have led an exemplary life for the past four years.
In fact, though, the disingenuous attacks began back then. One of my 2010 opponents filed an ethics complaint against me regarding the DVDs. Dismissed. But the Republican Party won’t tell you that.
Another opponent actually had the nerve to file a lawsuit against me regarding the DVDs. Dismissed. But the Republican Party won’t tell you that.
Instead, we have some hack flack for the Republican Party calling me an “unethical candidate,” and two trolling right-wing “news services” propagating that lie throughout my district.
C.H. Spurgeon once said that “a lie will go round the world while truth is putting its boots on.” To defeat the lie, we have to spread the truth. And we need your help to do it. Make your contribution of $20 or more today. Every dollar counts.
Rep. Michael Grimm is under indictment for underpaying his employees millions of dollars at a restaurant that he owned, and cheating on his taxes. You don’t see the Republican Party calling him unethical.
Rep. Vern Buchanan forced employees of his car dealerships to contribute to his campaign. You don’t see the Republican Party calling him unethical.
Rep. Scott Desjarlais, a doctor, broke Tennessee law by having sexual relations with two of his patients, and that fierce opponent of abortion advised one of them to get an abortion. You don’t see the Republican Party calling him unethical.
Speaking of abortion, Rep. David Valadao offered and passed an amendment to abort California’s high-speed rail project, because it would reduce the value of a dairy farm that he owns. You don’t see the Republican Party calling him unethical.
Why not? Because they’re all Republicans. It’s one rule for us, and no rules for them.
We need to defeat these mendacious onslaughts, and we need your help to do it. Our FEC fundraising deadline is today, and the November election is only five weeks away. It’s now or never. Make it now.
Rep. Alan Grayson
Here at Team Grayson, September 29th is a special day.
Today, September 29th, marks the fifth-year anniversary of when our Congressman with Guts, Alan Grayson, gave a landmark speech.
The Democrats had been on the defensive on healthcare reform for months, because of Sarah Palin’s “death panels” lie and relentless nonsensical attacks regarding “socialized medicine.” But the Republicans never offered any plan of their own to provide healthcare to the 40 million Americans without health insurance, and save the lives of the 45,000 Americans who die each year because they have no health coverage. When President Obama came to Congress and said to the Republicans, “Let’s hear your plan,” they waived their “plan” in the air at him. After the President’s speech, Grayson crossed the aisle on the House Floor, and discovered that the GOP “plan” was a blank piece of paper.
So five years ago today, armed with nothing but a few poster boards and a whole lot of courage, a freshman Democrat named Alan Grayson – the first Democrat to represent red downtown Orlando in 34 years -- walked onto the Floor of the House of Representatives, and spoke truth to power.
“The Republican health care plan: Don't get sick,” he explained.
But don’t worry, he added, because “The Republicans have a backup plan in case you do get sick. . . . If you get sick, America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly!”
For most of us, this was America’s introduction to Alan Grayson.
The sick who are too poor to see a doctor. Workers on minimum wage, who never get a day off. The victims of discrimination and bigotry. Good people facing foreclosure or bankruptcy. Workers struggling to organize. Consumers who are cheated. A+ students who can’t afford university tuition. Basically, everyone who deserves a break.
And he was right.
That sublime send-up, that monumental mockery, that powerful pretense, that lively lampoon, put the GOP in its place. Alan Grayson gave Congress the push that it needed to pass the Affordable Care Act, and put America on the road to universal healthcare.
Five years have passed, and Republicans only have proven the truth of Alan’s words. They still don’t have a health plan.
Five years have passed, while Republicans remain steadfast in their opposition to helping poor people, sick people, and needy people. Five years have passed, and Republicans are still looking for opportunities to “defund Obamacare” and deny Americans the universal health care coverage that they deserve – the universal care that every other advanced nation in the world enjoys.
Five years have passed, and the Republican health care plan remains the same: Don’t Get Sick. And If You Do Get Sick, Die Quickly.
The Republican plan for the unemployed: Live Off Your Trust Fund.
The Republican plan for sick leave: Find Another Job.
The Republican plan for poverty: Decide to Be Rich.
The Republican plan for marriage equality: Pray the Gay Away.
The Republican plan for poor students: Get Your Rich Uncle to Pay Tuition.
The Republican plan for traffic jams: Fly Your Personal Helicopter.
The Republican plan for life-threatening illness: You Are in Our Prayers.
The Republican plan for immigration reform: Voluntary Deportation.
(That last one is for real; just ask Mitt Romney.)
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Show your support for a Congressman with guts, courage, a head and a heart. Because somebody – somebody -- needs to tell the truth.
The dots were all connected.
The lines were barely drawn.
The secrets that night kept hidden,
Were left out in the dawn . . . .
I sat down on the curbstone.
I rubbed my eyes and coughed.
I rubbed my wrists and ankles,
And I thanked the Lord above.
Somebody, Somebody told,
They told the truth to somebody.
Somebody told the truth.
- Peter Case, “Somebody Told The Truth” (2010).
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Last night, Rep. Alan Grayson was invited onto "All In With Chris Hayes" on MSNBC to give his perspective on Congressional approval of military action against ISIS, and the military's request for more war funding. The host explained that Republicans were attacking the President for not calling Congress back in session to debate a declaration of war against ISIS, when only GOP Speaker Boehner can call the House back in session, to "do its job." In short, the Democrats are rightly claiming that the Republicans need to call the House back in session, while the Republicans are wrongly claiming that it's the President's job to do so. Here's what went down:
Guest Host Ari Melber: At this point, much of the GOP leadership says if they were President, they'd make themselves actually do their jobs. Joining me now is Congressman Alan Grayson. Let's start right there, Congressman. What do you make of what I think is bizarre, even in our gridlock-bizarre politics, the claim (that) if the Republicans (were) in the White House, they would get this Congress not to act the way it has under Republican leadership?
Congressman Alan Grayson: Well, if Republicans were in the White House, we'd probably be engaged in eight or twelve wars right now. But we're talking about war and peace, not "After you, Alfonse. No, after you, Gaston." I don't think that's the way these decisions should be made.
Ari: And so what should happen?
Alan: What should happen is that Congress should be making the difficult decision that actually confronts America. The President is the Commander-in-Chief, but it's up to Congress to declare war. Secretary Kerry says that we're already at war and, therefore, this is something that the Congress should undertake.
Ari: And when you look at what we showed from across the pond, what did you think of the debate that they had (in the British Parliament)? Because one thing that was clear even in the short excerpt we showed was a real reckoning with the downsides here. And it seems that is in contrast, that vote that you guys did hold on the Syrian rebel piece was sort of a distraction, because we all know that this is much bigger than 5,000 rebel trainees.
Alan: Well, that debate ended up drawing interesting lines. First of all, the British Parliament voted in favor of air attacks, but not ground troops, and it drew a clear distinction in that regard. Secondly, Parliament voted in favor of attacks only in Iraq, not in Syria -- another interesting distinction that has so far eluded our government. And I think that when you debate this way, then you actually end up flushing out the real issues. But I don't expect that to happen in Congress. Look how many attended that debate in British Parliament. Look at how many were actually there. Compare that with the six hours of debate we had a week ago in the House of Representatives, on the President's request for half a billion dollars to train the so-called "moderate Syrian rebels." Nobody was in the room. Nobody was in the room. At this point, we're paying as much attention to each other in this Congress as Roman Senators did to Nero's horse. (Actually, it was Caligula, Nero's uncle, who appointed his horse to the Roman Senate. - Ed.)
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Ari: On that , you mention the half-billion, and you have, just out today, Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel and General Martin Dempsey saying they need more money. Take a listen to that.
--Begin video clip of Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel and General Martin Dempsey-
Secretary Hagel: Well, as you know, we are generally spending roughly, since this effort started, $7 million to $10 million a day. That is being funded out of OCO, overseas contingency operations, and we are going to require additional funding from Congress as we go forward.
General Dempsey: So if you're asking me do I assess right now, as we go into the fall review for '16, that we're going to have budget problems? Yes.
--End video clip of Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel and General Martin Dempsey--
Ari: What I think (is going on there) is that everyone remembers a little something called "the sequester," which was largely a product of the Tea Party's hostage-taking. And part of what it does, as you know, is automatically slow defense spending. How do you square that with the Pentagon now saying that they need all of this extra money?
Alan: Oh, I think they can drop a few bombs for only $500 billion a year (that the Pentagon already gets). I don't think they're going to have to run a bake sale any time soon. But what about the indirect costs? Why aren't we talking about that? The price of oil went up $3 a barrel this week. That means that drivers all across the United States and, in fact, all over the world, are paying 10 cents-a-gallon more this week than they did last week. That's costing us around $20 million a day. Why is there no discussion of that?
Ari: I hear you. And the last thing I wanted to ask you, Congressman, was, in the lame duck session, do you see an explicit vote on any authorization here?
Alan: No, I don't, but just to finish what I was saying a moment ago. Those attacks on those refineries in Syria, in the ISIS-held territory, led directly to that increase in oil prices. Why isn't anybody thinking that through? no, we're probably not going to address in the lame duck session. We're probably not going to address this year. I think what's going to happen is the futility of this idea that we can defeat ISIS (with) air attacks alone is going to become more and more apparent to people over time. And this war, like the war in Iraq for so many years, will just fade from the news, and be largely forgotten.
Ari: You might be right. We can (only) hope that you're wrong. Congressman Grayson, thanks for spending time with us tonight.
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Flashback, 2000: At a military checkpoint on the side of a road in Lesotho, an officer pointed an automatic weapon at me, and asked for $20. I took out my business card, I handed it to him, and I told him that I worked with the US government and I didn’t need to give him $20. He pretended to read the card (he was obviously illiterate), he smiled, and with his machine gun, he then waived me back to my car. Perhaps he said “Have a nice day”; I don’t recall specifically.
Recently, before the U.S. announced and launched air attacks in Syria to destroy oil refineries in ISIS-controlled territory, Rep. Alan Grayson was invited onto Thom Hartmann's national TV show, to discuss alternatives. Thom Hartmann's view is that the United States is being baited into war. To support that view, Thom began the segment with testimony from an unusual witness: Osama Bin Laden, in a recording from ten years ago.
Osama Bin Laden : " easy to bait this administration.... All that we have to do is to send two mujahedeen to the furthest point east to raise a piece of cloth on which is written "Al Qaeda," in order to make generals race there, to cause America to suffer human, economic and political losses without their achieving anything of note other than some benefits for their private corporations.... We are continuing this policy in bleeding America to the point of bankruptcy, Allah willing, and nothing is too great for Allah.... Every dollar of Al Qaeda defeated a million dollars, by the permission of Allah, besides the loss of a huge number of jobs.... It is true that this shows that Al Qaeda has gained, but on the other hand it shows that the Bush Administration has also gained, something that anyone who looks at the size of the contracts acquired by the shady Bush Administration-linked mega-corporations like Halliburton and its kind, will be convinced . And it all shows that the real loser is you, it is the American economy."
Thom Hartmann: Flash forward ten years, and it looks like ISIS is the exact same script as Bin Laden did a decade ago. With the video beheading of another American journalist, the group is practically begging the Obama Administration to get involved in a two-front war in Iraq and Syria. After all, there is nothing better for a terrorist group to cut its chops in global jihad than duking it out with America, in the heart of the Middle East. So does this mean it is time to rethink America's role in fighting ISIS? And why aren't other Arab countries in the region taking on a bigger role, in the fight against a group that is more extreme even for Al Qaeda? Joining now for more on this is Congressman Alan Grayson, Representative of Florida's 9th District, a Member of the House Foreign Affairs Committee, Congressman Grayson. Welcome back, it's always great to see you. You've sent letters to the U.S. Ambassadors of a number of Arab nations asking them to commit 5,000 troops as part of a multilateral force to fight ISIS. Do you want to walk us through this plan?
CongressmanAlan Grayson: Sure, I think that this is a regional problem that needs a regional solution. I don't think that every time we see something bad in the world, we should bomb it. This is a problem that is rooted in the Sunni/Shiite warfare in the Middle East. I've called upon the Sunni leaders in Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, UAE, Oman, Yemen, Jordan, Egypt, Turkey, Algeria, and Morocco, all of them that have forces at their command, to attack ISIS and end the threat of Sunni fundamentalism, with their own forces.
Thom: Have you received any responses from governments to say yes or no?
Alan: Actually I haven't yet. . . . I think that these countries need to be prodded into defending themselves. I think Iraq had done an appallingly poor job of it. Their forces outnumber ISIS forces 100 to 1, and [yet> they constantly abandon the battlefield.] We'll see if the same thing is true elsewhere. I'm hoping that these countries will go ahead, band together, and eliminate these Sunni fundamentalist threats, but if Iraq won't defend its own territory, if these countries won't eliminate these radicals in their midst, then you have to wonder, Tom, why should we?
Thom: One of the countries, in fact, that you have asked to be a part of that multilateral coalition is Saudi Arabia, which according to many sources has been a major source of funding for ISIS. How can it be a reliable partner in a coalition?
Alan: Well, it's time to put up or shut up. We need to determine if these countries have any fight in them, and that still remains to be seen. We're giving them an opportunity to step up, and do the job that they're supposed to do. I'm concerned that what we're seeing in the Middle East is what the Right Wing here in America calls a "culture of dependence." They've developed a dependence upon the military-industrial complex to defend them> , when in fact they should be defending themselves. Iraq alone has $100 billion in oil money at its disposal every year. They have some of the best-equipped troops in the entire world. They should be defending themselves, and not relying on our money and our blood to defend them.
Thom: Last year, all the hawks were calling for us to bomb President Assad in Syria; now they're calling us to bomb ISIS in Syria, which is fighting Assad in Syria. How does that make any sense?
Alan: It just doesn't. This is a situation where we have few friends (if any) in the region. jump ahead to go to war, and essentially become the Shiite Air Force -- which would be what we would be doing if we attacked ISIS on a consistent basis. This makes no sense. When I was on national TV last year arguing that we should not militarily intervene in Syria, one of the announcers asked me, "Shouldn't we be helping the opposition in Syria?" I said: "Which ones? The anti-Semites or the Al Qaeda graduates?" Well now we see, a year later, that we have the Al Qaeda graduates taking the lead. That was ISIS.
Thom: I mentioned in my intro that ISIS is following the Bin Laden playbook with beheadings, and trying to drag America -- or draw us -- into a war. Do you think it is a fair analysis?
Alan: Yes, and a simple question is, what is best for America? It doesn't make sense for us at all to be involved in another land war in the Middle East -- our third one in a short period of time -- when we haven't even disengaged ourselves from the remaining two. Does that make any sense? Do we spend another $4 trillion? Do we have another quarter of a million US troops return with permanent brain abnormalities? Should we spill the blood, and kill, another 4,000 of our troops -- again? Does that make any sense? >
Thom: Not to me. The U.S. has a longstanding policy of not negotiating with terrorists (even though we did negotiate with terrorists to free Bowe Bergdahl). Do you think given these killings with Sotloff and Foley, and the other countries getting their hostages out by actually negotiating and paying ransoms, that we should rethink that negotiating policy?
Alan: No, I don't think we need to rethink it. I understand the urge that people have right now, including the President and including most Americans, for revenge against ISIS. But revenge is one thing, and war is quite another. I don't think we should be putting our money and our blood on the line in a situation where we have no friends and no strategic advantage. The fact is that this intervention, if it does take place, would violate every single rule in the rulebook of warfare (or at least Colin Powell has expressed it). We have no strategic interest, we have no strategic advantage, we would not be using a force that would essentially obliterate the enemy, everything short of nuclear weapons, I imagine. And additionally, we have no exit strategy. My goodness, we're in our thirteen year of war in Afghanistan. Don't we know the simple rule that if we're going to go in, we should know how we're going to get out?
Thom: What should that tell us about America's ability to nation-build, in that the countries that we have intervened in the last 13 years -- Iraq, Libya, Afghanistan -- they're all spiraling into chaos?
Alan: Well, what it should tell us is that these countries would be better off if they turned to their neighbors , and that is exactly what I'm suggesting. If you have an American soldier that goes to fight ISIS in the Middle East, what he's doing is becoming a target for an IED, a target for a sniper, whatever. If you have a Saudi soldier doing that, a Saudi soldier understands the local terrain, understands the local culture, understands the language and the religious practices, and he looks like the people he is trying to protect. That's the obvious solution to the problem , and we have to pull together and make it happen. The Saudis, the Kuwaitis, the UAE, and even the Iraqis don't want to shed their own blood, as long as they're confident that we will shed ours. That has to change.
Thom: I'm wondering if you've talked to anyone in the Administration, State, Defense? Any feedback on this?
Alan: No, they concede that they have no strategy . What I am trying to do is create one.
Thom: That's brilliant. Congressman Grayson, it's great to have you in Congress. Thanks for joining us tonight.
The November election now is less than six weeks away. With both Republicans and Democrats enthralled by the military-industrial complex, and forever war now the "conventional wisdom," it's more important than ever that a strong voice for peace remain in Congress. If peace matters to you, then it's time that you support your real representative in Congress, Rep.Alan Grayson. Alan Grayson is saying what you're thinking, and no one else has the courage to say. That's why we need him in Congress, and why you need to contribute to his campaign, our campaign, your campaign - today.
This is the only note that you will receive from a Democrat during this election season regarding abortion. The only one. Because I may well be the only Democratic candidate who is willing to undertake a mature conversation on this subject, and not just fling trite clichés in your general direction. So you might as well enjoy it, right?
A few months ago, I was reading the appropriations bill for the U.S. Bureau of Prisons. (Yes, I actually read the bills. As Yogi Berra once said, “You can see a lot by just looking.”) I noticed something odd. Since 1976, federal appropriations bills often have forbidden the use of federal funds to pay for an abortion, except in cases of incest or rape. This is known as the Hyde Amendment, after its author Henry Hyde (R-IL). It was an anti-choice response to the Roe v. Wade decision in 1973.
So what was odd? That this appropriations bill forbade the use of federal funds to pay for an abortion, except in the case of rape only. Only rape. Not incest. (There also was a provision regarding the life of the mother.)
There isn’t a lot of time to goof around over appropriations bills. We generally see them with barely 24 hours’ notice. So I wrote a quick corrective amendment, to allow federal funds for abortions in cases of both incest and rape. Obviously, since I’m pro-choice, I regard that as far too narrow. However, in the Tea Party’s House, I didn’t think that I was going to win that battle that day. I just tried to correct an obvious error.
Why bother? I’ll tell you why. Because if you are the victim of incest, and while you are pregnant you end up in federal prison, you can’t just flag a taxi and drive over to the nearest Planned Parenthood clinic. Prison wardens frown on that.
So I walked across the street (something else that federal prisoners can’t do), and waited patiently until it was my turn to offer my amendment. I didn’t think that it was going to be a big deal.
Quite to my surprise, the GOP’s “floor manager” expressed bitter opposition to the very notion that incarcerated victims of incest might want to terminate their pregnancies. It was intolerable! It was despicable! Had I no respect for life itself???
Well, I lost that vote. That wasn’t one of the fifty or so floor amendments that I have pushed over the finish line during the past two years.
I felt bad about it, because I couldn’t stop thinking about those female prisoners. It was hard enough that they were being denied control over where their bodies were, but even worse that they were being denied control over what was in them. And control over your own body is the most fundamental human right of all.
Later that day the GOP floor manager, to his credit, came over to me and told me that I had made a good point, and that he would “fix it” next year. So why couldn’t he concede that point, and give me my amendment? Because politics, that’s why.
I was reminded of this recently because I looked at some video clips of my GOP opponent.
Here is her “reasoning”: When she was born, in North Carolina 57 years ago, abortion was a felony. (As it was in every state except New Jersey, where it was a misdemeanor.) North Carolina did not legalize abortion until 1970. She is concerned that if abortion had been legal in North Carolina when she was conceived, then she might have been aborted. “Therefore,” all abortion should be illegal, she says.
Philosophy majors will recognize this as a bizarro, twilight version of Immanuel Kant’s “Categorical Imperative.” Immanuel Kant might have made that argument, had he not been a great philosopher but rather, an idiot.
Anyway, in just six weeks, the voters in FL-9 will have a choice. They can vote for a candidate who feels some degree of concern about women who are the victims of incest, who are incarcerated, and who then are forced to bear, and then bear, the consequence of that incest. Or they can vote for a candidate who fears that she might be retroactively aborted, and then incorporates that fear into her political platform.
I seriously hope that they vote for me.
You can help to make that happen. If you think that this choice between the two of us is an important one – in other words, if you are pro-choice -- then you should hit that “CONTRIBUTE” link below.
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Rep. Alan Grayson
Right-wing cranks and fools haven’t come up with a “cure” yet for stupidity, greed, paranoia, bigotry, hypocrisy or even laziness. But they do think that they’ve come up with a “cure” for something that requires no cure: homosexuality. It’s called “conversion therapy,” and here’s how it “works”:
In one form of conversion therapy, they attach live electrodes to your genitalia, they start showing you gay porn, and then they turn on the juice.
In another form of conversion therapy, they feed you an emetic, they turn on that gay porn (is it OK to use the phrase “turn on” here?), and then they wait until the emetic takes hold, and you puke all over the floor.
Here’s another method: prayer. Or as they call it, “spiritual intervention.” They try to pray the gay away. The Religious Right has set up “counseling clinics” for gays, or rather against gays, that purport to “cure” homosexuality.
Who would be so stupid and cruel as to think that conversion therapy is a good idea? Or, more specifically, which spouse of which Member of Congress would be? That would be Rep. Michele Bachmann’s husband Marcus.
Marcus Bachmann who runs a Christian counseling clinic in Minnesota that indulges in conversion therapy.
And the U.S. of A. is not the only land in which you find such things. If you’re curious, you can look up the case of Pitcherskaia v. Immigration and Naturualization Service , 118 F.3d 641 (9th Cir. 1997), and see how it’s done in Mother Russia. There, gay students are beaten up – not only by other students, but also by the school principals. Gay students are incarcerated in mental institutions, and they are “treated” with shock therapy. When released, they are required to continue such “treatment” at outpatient clinics. Other attempted “cures” include hypnosis and sedatives. All of this came to light when Ms. Pitcherskaia, a lesbian, sought political refuge in the United States. Fortunately for her, she was not required to undergo “conversion therapy” with Marcus Bachmann as a condition of entry.
The American Psychiatric Association has unequivocally condemned any psychiatric “treatment” based on the assumption that homosexuality is a mental disorder. The Attorney General has written that “a growing scientific consensus accepts that sexual orientation is a characteristic that is immutable.” The World Health Organization has said that “sexual orientation by itself is not to be regarded as a disorder.” And yet in the United States, gay teenagers have been held in isolation for months, and forced to attend this “conversion therapy.”
Except in California. Thanks to Ted Lieu.
In 2012, State Senator Ted Lieu wrote a bill to prohibit conversation therapy for minors in California. That bill passed in the California Legislature, and was signed into law. Ted Lieu made California the first state to ban conversion therapy for minors, but hopefully not the last. That was a very important accomplishment.
Now Ted Lieu is running for Congress, and he needs your help. He is seeking the seat of Rep. Henry Waxman. Henry has served for 40 years in Congress, and yet he kept his seat last time with only 54% of the vote. It’s a difficult district, it’s a close race, and we need Ted Lieu in Congress.
And to give you an extra little nudge, Blue America PAC has extended its drawing for Ted Lieu contributors through noon tomorrow. One lucky contributor to Ted Lieu’s campaign will receive the RIAA-certified Quadruple Platinum Award for Fleetwood Mac’s album “The Dance.”
So I’m asking you to click below, and show your support for Ted Lieu. He had the guts to take on the Religious Right when it was the Religious Wrong, and he rescued countless children from the bigoted lie that their sexual identity was a “disease” that demanded a quack “cure.” Ted Lieu deserves our support.
Rep. Alan Grayson
Q. What do you and Fleetwood Mac have in common?
A. Possibly, the RIAA-certified Quadruple Platinum Award for Fleetwood Mac’s album “The Dance.”
OK, here is the deal. Howie Klein, impresario of the Blue America PAC, owns this gorgeous award, given in recognition of the fact that “The Dance” was – and is – the fifth best-selling live performance album of all time. With Fleetwood Mac playing “Rhiannon,” “Go Your Own Way,” “Don’t Stop” and other huge hits, who wouldn’t buy that album?
Howie Klein and Blue America PAC will chose one contributor who contributes any amount to Congressional candidate Ted Lieu’s campaign between now and noon on Wednesday, and that very lucky supporter will receive the Fleetwood Mac Quadruple Platinum Award. So click here, and help out.
Why Fleetwood Mac? Because Fleetwood Mac is awesome. You love Fleetwood Mac, that’s why.
Why should you help Ted Lieu? Because Ted Lieu has been an extremely effective California State Senator, and he is the Democratic candidate to replace retiring Rep. Henry Waxman in Congress. In his last month alone as a State Senator, here are a few of the things that Ted Lieu accomplished:
(1) Lieu passed a law to prevent the California State Government from cooperating with NSA domestic spying.
(2) Lieu helped foster children who are being “medicated” with psychotropic medications that haven’t even been tested on children.
(3) Lieu passed a law to target child sex traffickers for punishment.
Does Lieu need the help? Yes. In 2012 Waxman, a 40-year legend in Congress, won by only 9% of the vote.
So give Ted Lieu’s campaign a helping hand, and maybe this historic Quadruple Platinum Award will be yours.
This offer ends on Wednesday, at noon. But don’t stop thinking about tomorrow.
Rep. Alan Grayson