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MiddleFingerMom

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Gender: Male
Home country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 03:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163

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MFM learned not to go to clubs where the dancers specialize not in lapdances... but lapSLAMdances.

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He learned the hard way.
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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Tue Jul 31, 2012, 10:27 PM (1 replies)

Scientists have finally discovered the reason, but MFM has ALWAYS known it felt good wearing them.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Tue Jul 31, 2012, 10:27 PM (4 replies)

Whenever their Internet goes down, LynneSin and ohiosmith can ALWAYS find ways to enjoy themselves.

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(Where's da horse mask?)
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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Tue Jul 31, 2012, 10:27 PM (2 replies)

Maybe the ultimate in self-deprivation and willpower:

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Tue Jul 31, 2012, 10:26 PM (2 replies)

Hungry, hungry OMG-OMG-OMG-GET-IT-OFF-ME-GET-IT-OFF-ME!!!!!

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Tue Jul 31, 2012, 10:26 PM (1 replies)

An action movie about Supercat? Don't hold your breath.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Tue Jul 31, 2012, 10:26 PM (3 replies)

Please help a fellow DU'er and patronize my new restaurant -- "The Tapir Dog n' Suds"!!!

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Tue Jul 31, 2012, 12:44 PM (15 replies)

"Rainbow Sleeves" (written by Tom Waits and performed by Rickie Lee Jones)

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Long ago, these two were an item. After they split up, I heard Tom Waits say
in an interview that she haad been drinking him to death.
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Tom Waits!!!
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That revelation and this song (on her "Girl at her Volcano" EP -- my favorite of
hers) caused me to fall in love with this woman... and I fall in love again every
time I hear it.
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I always wished that I could sing this to a sick or sad child as a lullaby (I'd
change the word "whiskey" to "whimsy") -- but I've never had the chance.
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Rainbow Sleeves
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You used to dream yourself away each night
To places that you'd never been
On wings made of wishes
That you whispered to yourself
Back when every night the moon and you
Would sweep away to places
That you knew
You'd would never get the blues

Well now, whiskey gives you wings
To carry each one of your dreams
And the moon does not belong to you
But I believe
That your heart keeps young dreams
Well, I've been told
To keep from ever growing old
And a heart that has been broken
Will be stronger when it mends
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Don't let the blues stop your singing
Darling, you've only got a broken wing
Hey, you just hang on to my rainbow
Hang on to my rainbow
Hang on to my rainbow sleeves
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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Tue Jul 31, 2012, 12:16 AM (3 replies)

A woman wanted to take a pic of MFM's penis yesterday. It was NOT how he always dreamed it would be.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Mon Jul 30, 2012, 02:36 PM (2 replies)

MiddleFingerMom would like you to take a peek at him taking a peek atchoo.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Mon Jul 30, 2012, 02:35 PM (1 replies)
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