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MiddleFingerMom

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Gender: Male
Home country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 03:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163

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You heathens in the lounge need some sal(i)vation.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Tue Jan 31, 2012, 09:24 PM (0 replies)

WTF is a "room spoon"?

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Is it exactly like an orgiastic daisy chain with cuddling instead of sex?
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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Mon Jan 30, 2012, 05:34 PM (14 replies)

I spread bullshit on kudzu. It's going places. n/t

Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Mon Jan 30, 2012, 05:31 PM (1 replies)

MiddleFingerMom has heard people say that a big gun is compensation for a small winkie.

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Say that to his face and he'll put an itsy-bitsy cap in yo' ass.
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Here... move in a little closer, would you.
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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Mon Jan 30, 2012, 05:23 PM (4 replies)

"Still Life with MFM as a Before-and-After-Party Animal as Portrayed by a Cock"

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sun Jan 29, 2012, 10:24 PM (3 replies)

MiddleFingerMom was NEVER so gullible as when he was shitfaced and gullible.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sun Jan 29, 2012, 10:23 PM (2 replies)

If Kali's horse throws a shoe, its foot gets sore.If Kali gets sore at her horse,she throws all four

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sun Jan 29, 2012, 10:23 PM (1 replies)

Pacalo was an EXTREMELY shy exhibitionist who only ever flashed her MeeMaw.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sun Jan 29, 2012, 10:23 PM (1 replies)

Li'l bluesbassman and Li'l guitar man actually formed a band together long ago.

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(Balalaika player unidentified)
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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sun Jan 29, 2012, 10:23 PM (3 replies)

The original "Bungee Jumper" 1896:

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sun Jan 29, 2012, 10:23 PM (1 replies)
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