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MiddleFingerMom

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Gender: Male
Home country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 03:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163

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My heiney-sense is tingling.

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I Googled "heiney-sense". Squat.
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Help me figure out what it means before it's too late!!!
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Oh, and I looked. Timmy's not down the well.
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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Mon Nov 4, 2013, 06:27 PM (6 replies)

Find something to be happy about today (Monday Nov 04, 2013)

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Mon Nov 4, 2013, 05:12 AM (3 replies)

Find something to be happy about one hour earlier today (Sunday Nov 03, 2013)

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sun Nov 3, 2013, 06:56 AM (1 replies)

Red hair and black leather... my favorite color scheme.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sun Nov 3, 2013, 01:54 AM (2 replies)

The good news? Scored a whole bowl of candy at my first house.

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The bad news? When I got home to check out my haul, it was 125 unflavored rice cakes,
125 packages of dried asparagus chips, and 40 packs of dental floss. UNFLAVORED!!!!
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Well, thanks a lot for ruining MY Halloween. If I'd known what was in that bowl, I'da TP'd
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With used TP.
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Don't expect me to come back next year!!!
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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sat Nov 2, 2013, 04:41 AM (1 replies)

Find something to be happy about today (Saturday Nov 02, 2013)

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sat Nov 2, 2013, 04:23 AM (2 replies)

Many comedians do an impression of MFM, but they ALL use the same cliched line. What's up with that?

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Fri Nov 1, 2013, 09:48 PM (1 replies)

Kali never thought MFM would fit in at the ranch, but he's become quite the little caballero.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Fri Nov 1, 2013, 09:48 PM (2 replies)

Spock has since learned to slow down a little bit at Federation parties.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Fri Nov 1, 2013, 09:48 PM (1 replies)

Pets -- they seem to know just what we want just when we need it, right?

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Fri Nov 1, 2013, 09:48 PM (3 replies)
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