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Angry Dragon

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A Love Story LOL

This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge he asked her,
"What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches."

The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied, she was hungry.

The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.

The judge then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail."

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said, "What is it?"

The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
Posted by Angry Dragon | Sat Sep 1, 2012, 03:54 PM (0 replies)

Clint Eastwood has said he is going to direct a new movie

Willard ......... Republican Land Shark
Posted by Angry Dragon | Sat Sep 1, 2012, 03:03 AM (0 replies)

Kiss Your Ass

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Posted by Angry Dragon | Sat Sep 1, 2012, 01:19 AM (0 replies)

sounds good to me

Throughout the world religious leaders are stunned and amazed when firey words are written across the walls behind them as they start their services.

Hot air emanating from both ends -- Fox News -- fair and balanced .........n/t

BFEE

Hitler supporters
S&L fraud
Such a fine family
If anyone needs a spanking it is the bushies
Iran/Contra
Prescott tries to overthrow the government

Now ryan is still telling the lie about Obama

taking $716 million from Medicare

Listening to Pawlenty on the radio

Almost every word out of his mouth is full of garbage

One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the" Buffalo Theory"to his buddy Norm:


"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this.. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! ; In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

Willard Romney is not Mentally Fit to be President

He is a man that is afraid to supply tax returns and destroys government information, Olympic information because he is afraid someone may find fault with them. He is either a very paranoid individual or he engages in illegal or shady dealings.

As President is he going to feel that every other country is out to get them and then will attack them??

He wants to be the perceived leader of the free world but is afraid of letting the facts fall where they may. He hides information. What is he afraid of??

He is not mentally fit to serve........

If you have nothing to hide, Willard, then supply the information that the American people ask for.
If not, then go back to your little hidey hole..........
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