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Clint Eastwood has said he is going to direct a new movie

Willard ......... Republican Land Shark
Posted by Angry Dragon | Sat Sep 1, 2012, 03:03 AM (0 replies)

Kiss Your Ass

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Posted by Angry Dragon | Sat Sep 1, 2012, 01:19 AM (0 replies)

sounds good to me

Throughout the world religious leaders are stunned and amazed when firey words are written across the walls behind them as they start their services.

Hot air emanating from both ends -- Fox News -- fair and balanced .........n/t

BFEE

Hitler supporters
S&L fraud
Such a fine family
If anyone needs a spanking it is the bushies
Iran/Contra
Prescott tries to overthrow the government

Now ryan is still telling the lie about Obama

taking $716 million from Medicare

Listening to Pawlenty on the radio

Almost every word out of his mouth is full of garbage

One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the" Buffalo Theory"to his buddy Norm:


"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this.. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! ; In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

Willard Romney is not Mentally Fit to be President

He is a man that is afraid to supply tax returns and destroys government information, Olympic information because he is afraid someone may find fault with them. He is either a very paranoid individual or he engages in illegal or shady dealings.

As President is he going to feel that every other country is out to get them and then will attack them??

He wants to be the perceived leader of the free world but is afraid of letting the facts fall where they may. He hides information. What is he afraid of??

He is not mentally fit to serve........

If you have nothing to hide, Willard, then supply the information that the American people ask for.
If not, then go back to your little hidey hole..........

Lost His Willy

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.

The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but...

"Something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it."

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing

is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch."

The man perks up at this.

"So," the doctor says, "It's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision."

The man agrees to talk with his wife.

The doctor comes back the next day. "So," says the doctor, "have you spoken with your wife?"

"I have," says the man.

"And what is the decision?" asks the doctor.



"We're getting granite countertops."

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