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Angry Dragon

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Listening to Pawlenty on the radio

Almost every word out of his mouth is full of garbage

One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the" Buffalo Theory"to his buddy Norm:


"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this.. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! ; In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

Willard Romney is not Mentally Fit to be President

He is a man that is afraid to supply tax returns and destroys government information, Olympic information because he is afraid someone may find fault with them. He is either a very paranoid individual or he engages in illegal or shady dealings.

As President is he going to feel that every other country is out to get them and then will attack them??

He wants to be the perceived leader of the free world but is afraid of letting the facts fall where they may. He hides information. What is he afraid of??

He is not mentally fit to serve........

If you have nothing to hide, Willard, then supply the information that the American people ask for.
If not, then go back to your little hidey hole..........

Lost His Willy

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.

The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but...

"Something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it."

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing

is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch."

The man perks up at this.

"So," the doctor says, "It's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision."

The man agrees to talk with his wife.

The doctor comes back the next day. "So," says the doctor, "have you spoken with your wife?"

"I have," says the man.

"And what is the decision?" asks the doctor.



"We're getting granite countertops."

How come we never hear from Willard's sister??

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Tammy Hilton Cox Del Campo High School
In 1979, Mitts sister Jane side swiped me on the freeway in Sacramento. She admitted that she should not have been driving. I was 17, scared with a totaled car. After many Dr's and our own insurance, we contacted Janes insurance. Seems that her husbands 'secretary' neglected to send the payment. I was SOL. I tried civil court and Jane quickly cried poverty, her husband was divorcing her, she was going to have to file bankruptcy. I was still SOL. After 7 knee surgeries and finally a total knee replacement I am not in as much pain. I am now on disability because my injury. All I got from Jane was her statement to the police and others was ' I knew I shouldn't have been driving after that shot'. I would never vote for Mitt, he and his family are one in the same. Up with the rich and too bad for all you others' I see that Jane is doing quite well now, wonder if she still remembers the scared 17 year old, with her 2 month and 2 year old nieces and a fiance in the car. Pintos catch fire when side swiped at 55 mph. I bet if I had been driving Mitts Caddy, only her Mercedes would have been hurt. After hearing my story and seeing the police report, my friends and family don't care too much for his ideas.

Todd Akin to be the new republican spokesperson for advanced sex education

The US is Looking for a Lost Species

We have learned that the US has launched a search for a lost species.

It is believed that this species over the course of the last 30 years may be extinct. So if you see a honest and sane Republican, you are urged to send up a flare so they be studied and brought back into the world.

The search goes on, we can only hope.........

Hey Willard ........ Tax returns are all about the Issues

Tax returns are all about taxes
The people want to see how a person can sit on their ass and bring in $21,000,000
and pay a smaller rate than they do making $50,000 going to work everyday

They people want to see how the game is rigged for the wealthy


Willard you do not have the morals or ethics to lead this country

ryan correctly blames pres. bush for his friends losing their jobs

and blames bush for failed energy policies

I voted republican today

The democrats are pretty set so I thought I would play with the republicans
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