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Newsflash: Cute Kitten Story Fails to Generate Anti-Obama Posts!

From our friends at Fish and Cheese (comedy):

Today, to the surprise of everyone on the Internet, an online story about a newborn kitten rescued from a well by an elderly ranching couple in Texas failed to produce any long rambling anti-Obama comments.

[link:http://www.fishandcheese.com/wordpress/2012/09/30/newsflash-cute-kitten-story-fails-to-generate-anti-obama-posts/#comment-102|
Posted by johnnyplankton | Mon Oct 1, 2012, 09:49 PM (4 replies)

Shittiest Movie in History Sparks WWIII

http://www.fishandcheese.com/wordpress/2012/09/12/shittiest-movie-in-history-sparks-wwiii/


(Undisclosed Location) An anti-muslim film created by a man who calls himself “Sam Bacile” has caused riots in Libya and Egypt and is being blamed for a rocket attack that killed the U.S. Ambassador to Egypt.

Mr. Bacile’s identity is unknown. Fishington Cheesington post has been unable to find any mention of the putative real estate developer on Internet sources such as Google.com, Pipl.com or Intelius.com before the crisis unfolded.

But after reviewing the film, we understand why. It is undoubtedly the shittiest $5 million dollar film to ever start a World War.
Posted by johnnyplankton | Wed Sep 12, 2012, 12:22 PM (9 replies)

Republicans Baffled by Standing Ovations at DNC

"How Come Nobody Got Excited At Our Convention?"

More comedy from Fish and Cheese:

link:http://www.fishandcheese.com/wordpress/2012/09/05/republican-delegates-puzzled-by-standing-ovations/|
Posted by johnnyplankton | Wed Sep 5, 2012, 03:13 PM (5 replies)
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