> Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English
> language is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word, which, just
> by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In
> language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be
> used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive
> (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really
> gives a fuck) or a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck); or
> an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), and as a noun (Mary
> is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking
> beautiful). As you can see, there are very few words with the
> versatility of "fuck".

> Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to
> describe many situations:

> Greetings How the fuck are you? Fraud
> I got fucked by the car dealer. Dismay
> Oh, fuck it! Trouble Well, I guess
> I'm fucked now. Aggression Fuck you.
> Disgust Fuck me. Confusion What
> the fuck...? Difficulty I don't understand this
> fucking business. Despair Fucked again.
> Incompetence He fucks up everything. Displeasure
> What the fuck is going on here? Lost
> Where the fuck are we? Disbelief
> Unfuckingbelieveable. Retaliation Up your fucking
> ass. Telling time I have to work till 5
> o-fucking-clock.
>
> It can be used in an anatomical description -- "He's a fucking
> asshole."

> It can be used to tell time -- "It's five fucking thirty."
> It can be used in business -- "How did I wind up with this fucking
> job?"
> It can be maternal -- as in "Motherfucker".
> It can be political -- "Fuck George Bush."
>
> And, never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all them
> fucking Indians come from?"
> Or the Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?"
> And last, but not least, the immortal words of the Captain of the
> Titanic: "Where is all this fucking water coming from?"
> The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How
> can anyone be offended when you say fuck?
> Use it frequently in your daily speech; it adds to your prestige.

> Today - say to someone "Fuck You!"

google:

Oil Refineries in Illinois

Just those words...look down. 4 items..
You will see a listing of 3 companies. try it...
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Flint Hill Resources.
23425 S Youngs Rd
Channahon, IL
(815) 467-6005

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these two are fakes.......

6037 Lenzi Ave
Hodgkins, IL
(708) 354-4040
Beaver Oil Co Inc



8195 Pyott Rd
Lake In the Hls, IL
(815) 459-9010
Sierra Petroleum Co Inc

They don't refine nothing...
Beaver Oil....is a recycle company that actually cleans oil
Sierra Petroleum.....distributes gasoline..
......that is all ...it does not refine anything

Yet google says there they are refineries in Illinois and two of the three refine nothing.
.How this happened?...I don't know..all I know is that a lot of people who look for Oil Refineries in Illinois will get the wrong information.

The new generation of students will not really know because it took me an hour and a half to actually find the truth.
But this is what we are up against...just to let anyone who reads this know that few students will look past what appears to be true..and really isn't...

________________________________________________also...it has a map of those three companies..one of these is in Hodgkins
the other is in ...Lake in the Hills.........No...there are no oil refineries in either of those places...even though they are marked with large letters B and C. Look for yourself at that map.

This is the correct list of those near Chicago:

Lemont Refinery (Citgo), Lemont 160,000 bbl/d (25,000 m3/d)
Joliet Refinery (ExxonMobil), Joliet 238,000 bbl/d (37,800 m3/d)
Robinson Refinery (Marathon Petroleum Company), Robinson 206,000 bbl/d (32,800 m3/d)

An elderly lady walked into the Upton
National Bank Building
holding a large paper bag in her hand. She told the
young man at the window
that she wished to take the $3 million she had in the
bag and open an account with the bank.
She said that first, thought, she
would like to meet
President of Upton National Bank. Due to the amount of
money involved the
teller seemed to think that was a reasonable request
and after opening the
paper bag and seeing bundles of $ 100 bills which
amounted to right around $3 million, telephoned the President's secretary to
obtain an
appointment for the woman.
The woman was escorted upstairs and ushered into the president's office
Introductions were made and she stated that she liked
to get to know
people she did business with on a more personal level.
The bank president
then asked her how she came into such a large sum of money.

Was it an inheritance?" he asked.

No," she answered.

Was it from playing the stock market?" he inquired.

"No," she replied.
He was quiet for a second, trying to think of where this elderly woman
could possibly have come up with $3 million dollars.,,
I bet," she stated. As in horses he asked?
No," she replied. "I bet people." Seeing his confusion she stated that
she just bet on different things with people. All of a sudden she said,
"I'll bet you $100,000 cash that by 10:00 o'clock tomorrow
> morning your balls will be square.

The bank president figured she must be off her rocker
and
decided to take on her on her bet. He didn't know how he could
lose. For the rest of the day,.he
was very careful. He decided to stay home that evening
take no chances and took it very "easy" as
there was $100,000 at stake.
When he got up in the morning and took his shower, he
checked to make sure that
everything was okay. There was no difference in his
scrotal appearance. HE
looked the same as he always had. He went to work and
waited for the woman to come in at
10:00 o'clock, humming as he went. He knew that this would be his lucky day.
how often did he get handed $100,000 cash for doing nothing?
At 10:00 o'clock sharp the woman was shown into his office.

With her was this man.

When the bank president asked what the other man was doing in the
office, she informed the president that he was her
> lawyer and she always
took him along when there was that much money and large sums of cash involved.
> "Well," She asked, "What about our bet?"
I don't know how to tell you this," he replied, "but
I'm the same that I have
always been, only $100,000 richer!"
The lady seemed to accept this, but requested that before she hand over the $100,000, she
be able to see and feel for
herself. The bank president thought this was a reasonable request
considering the amount of money involved and dropped his trousers.

She instructed him
to bend over and then she grabbed hold of him. Sure enough, everything was fine...

His balls were not square. She handed him $100,000 in cash...

A moment later, the bank president then looked up and saw her lawyer,
standing across the room
banging his head against the wall. "What's wrong
with him he inquired.

Oh, him," she answered. "I bet him $500,000 that by 10 am this
morning I'd have the president of Upton National Bank
by the balls.

Two links to get more info...one from Consumer Advice Group...and the second is from a real bank whose name is being used and has nothing to do with this.....the call that I got five minutes ago, said that my debit card has been suspended, and if I wanted to get it back I was to press one...you see.........I don't have a debit card.......

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=forum&id=1112

this link proves it is a scam.....

http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20101007/news/710089806/


from the link:
The scheme, referred to as vishing, has a scammer pretending to be a bank official and calling people to see if they'll reveal their financial information and security numbers. Hofer (a bank officer warned consumers not to provide personal or financial information over the phone to such callers, and to immediately report the incident to their banks.

whatever that is...informed me that my debit card has been suspended. That in order for me to get mine reinstated, press one..

well...that is interesting, because I don't have, and have never had, a debit card..nope

spread the word...to anyone who looks at this..
There really is a First American Bank,,,,they did not call..it is a scam..........here is proof..


http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20101007/news/710089806/

from the link:
The scheme, referred to as vishing, has a scammer pretending to be a bank official and calling people to see if they'll reveal their financial information and security numbers.

A wise schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home.......

.. The Lie Detector Joke

Dad buys a lie detector, named"Robot," that slaps folks when they lie. He decides to test it out at the supper table.
Father asks son "Where were you last night?" Son replies "I was at the library." Robot slaps the son.
"OK I was at a friend's house, watching a movie!"
"What movie" the father says?
"Toy story." Robot slaps the son again. "OK, it was porn," cries the son.
Father yells "What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was." Robot slaps the father.
The mother laughs and says "He certainly is your son!" Robot slaps the mother.
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Oh My?????

The Talking Dog:

A guy is driving around San Francisco, and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country
to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near
suspicious characters and listening in."

"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."


The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit."

A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like
a juicy porterhouse steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "No, still not hungry." !

"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

32 ounces of water in the morning.., just tap water, raised my mood .


I have read that most of us are dehydrated during sleep, if the heat comes on. The blowing air does it.,,It dries us out.. In the summer, when we get air conditioning, the same thing happens. Recently, I have tried this and it works..yes, it really works to raise my mood. I tried it. Within the first half hour upon waking, I drink 32 oz of tap water. . In about an hour and a half, I noted a significant improvement in my mood....no matter what else was going on...

Now this one is cheap, has not hurt me, (other than going to pee a few times more) and could work for another person.... Recently, I read that 90 percent of people in this country are dehydrated. It was an attempt I think to sell bottled water, but regular tap water is fine. With regular tap water, no one makes a cent on it. In general, we wouldn't notice the improvement in mood an hour and a half after drinking the water, because it is not.."right away" But a good friend of mine recommended this, and it works for me.

this is not medical advise, this is taken from one person's experience only