Look at this:

http://www.ibtimes.com/hurricane-sandy-caused-homosexuals-president-obama-evangelist-preacher-john-mcternan-says-855933#.UI9W4hGAzQE.facebook

There is a God, I declare this to be so, and he looks exactly like Graham Chapman. He smokes a pipe. God bless you, God! I love you! How can you not love someone who invented ferrets, beer, sexy straight guys and colossal elaborate jokes like that ibt article just to brighten my morning?

Ask me anything!

.... said a pal to me regard a mutual, cough, "acquaintance" (and I use the word advisedly) following a discussion of said "acquaintance"'s grubby actions (he had been very bad).

"What?" says I. "Explain."

"Well, you know", says my chum. "He's full of shit."

Your turn!