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Why Rory will never be Tiger

HUMBLE, Texas Rory McIlroy waited until Tuesday morning to send a text message to Tiger Woods. He figured his buddy and fellow swoosh purveyor was a little busy on Monday evening following his third victory of the season, a triumph that allowed Woods to pass him on the Official World Golf Ranking and placed golf fans into a frenzy just two weeks prior to the Masters.

So McIlroy slept on his congratulatory remarks, then fired out a text before Woods teed it up in the Tavistock Cup, telling him, Well done. The two bantered back and forth electronically for a few minutes until Tiger offered some unsolicited advice in advance of this weeks Shell Houston Open.

"He told me to get my finger out of my a-- and win this week, Rory reported with a smile.
When asked Tuesday if its a relief to not have the weight of the world ranking resting upon his shoulders, the 23-year-old acquiesced.

I guess at the minute, yeah, he said. Its nice to just go about my business and no one cares, go about it and not be the most talked about person in golf. Its a nice thing.

Can anyone here imagine Tiger saying this. That he was glad that he wasn't number one.

This is like MJ sending a congratulatory text to Isiah. No effin' way.

Tiger's dad taught him to be the Black guy who beat every white guy like a drum in a "white man's sport".. That is why he is obsessed.
Posted by wilt the stilt | Tue Mar 26, 2013, 03:27 PM (3 replies)

MJ palmed

but I don't think I have ever seen a "superstar" walk as much as Lebron. Gawd he walks all the time. Oh yeah he also sticks his left arm out as a battering ram.
Posted by wilt the stilt | Mon Mar 25, 2013, 07:33 PM (11 replies)

NCAA- home court advantage

what the hell is KU doing playing in Kansas City and the Michigan teams playing in Michigan. Nice work NCAA you scumbags.
Posted by wilt the stilt | Sun Mar 24, 2013, 07:00 PM (14 replies)

Shout out for Michael Moore- Fahrenheit 911

This movie only gets better every time I watch it. It is so "on". Everything rings true.
Posted by wilt the stilt | Tue Mar 19, 2013, 01:22 PM (15 replies)

How UGA keeps minorities out

All first year students have to live on campus. Even if you get the hope scholarship( all freshman get it because you will have the grades) it still costs around $20,000 a year to attend. The school is very white and really red neck. How does your state Universities handle freshman?
Posted by wilt the stilt | Mon Mar 18, 2013, 02:10 PM (20 replies)

Have a laugh- call your republican congressman and senators

and tell them to support sequestration and lay off their entire staff. Mine was dumbfounded.
Posted by wilt the stilt | Thu Mar 14, 2013, 05:47 PM (4 replies)

Golfers, anyone notice that Rush Limabugh is never on the Golf Channel anymore

I'm the one who got him banned. I wrote a very long letter to every person on air and in the corporate HQ after he made fun of the Chinese president. Everyone from Branadel Chamblee to Rich Lester. Not one person acknowledged my letter and it was a letter with stamps.. Fast Forward to Sandra Fluke and I sent them out again.
Within the week I received a call from them and they told me that he will never be on the air again. Notice he is not in one promo for the Hank Haney project.

Mission accomplished
Posted by wilt the stilt | Tue Mar 12, 2013, 01:53 PM (12 replies)

Norcross H.S. wins another state championship

5 is eight years.
Here are some of the alumni
Meeks- Lakers
Lawal- Phoenix now in Europe
Aminu-Hornets
Lamb-Thunder

some kind of basketball.

Also won state champs- Girls and Football
Diamond Deshields - number one women's playerr in the nation and daughter of Delino Deshields
Alvin Kamora- Alabama's number one back

Stud high school
good academic school also
Posted by wilt the stilt | Sun Mar 10, 2013, 12:09 AM (2 replies)

Corporations wake up- Americans hate outsourced call centers

to foreign countries. My loan service company is now outsourcing to the Philippines. I hate it and all the other ones too. How about giving us service for a change. Remember that and companies wonder why Apple and Nordstrom is successful.
Posted by wilt the stilt | Fri Mar 1, 2013, 09:06 AM (9 replies)

'roid Rage, Drunken rage where is the Doobie rage

oh yeah it;s stuffing your face with Ho Ho's
Posted by wilt the stilt | Tue Feb 19, 2013, 03:57 PM (10 replies)
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