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chknltl

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Name: chris chick
Gender: Male
Hometown: Between Mt. Rainier and McKenna Wa.
Home country: Hanging in there but just barely
Current location: I am right here! (location subject to change depending on the weather).
Member since: Thu May 19, 2005, 07:43 PM
Number of posts: 10,466

About Me

I am a fulltime chaperone to an aging pit-bull. She loves pigs-ears purchased from Stewerts Meat Market, long walks anywhere, feeding time and tummy rubs. We both enjoy disc golf, (golf with baskets instead of holes and fancy frisbees instead of golf balls), but for entirely different reasons. Fortunately for all she never acquired a taste for frisbees but she is a sucker for thrown rope-toys and balls. Her goal in life is to see an end to the nuisance that causes some toys to squeak when pressed by her chaperone. After the squeak has been eliminated, the toy is safe to be played with by anyone else because regardless of price it holds no further interest for her. Lastly: that is my real last name which means I can get away with calling myself a card carrying chick!

Journal Archives

Gods be praised!

Thought we were gonna have to thumb wrestle over my lil dumplingness Dr. Ruth. Julia Child, now there's a woman, I have heard she can cook too! Nice choice. I didn't see anything in the rules about us dropping in on a second historic figure....and this time travel wasn't specific about exactly when we were to do these deeds....so with scant moments on the draft clock....

For 2012, coach chknltl chooses the Seattle Seahawks SEAGALS!

Now before you smack your head with your hand and ask, WTF, we needed a frontlinesman or a pass-rusher, let me explain.

I have been a Seahawks fan since Jack Patera and Jim Zorn ran things. Now some folks may be superstitious when it comes to sports but that's just not my bag. Nope, I don't have a special hat that I wear every Sunday, nor do I do some silly ritual before each game.

That said, there is one inescapable coincidence that I suffer through for each game the Seahawks lose. Absolutely speaking, each and every loss since the team first got started occurs after this event happens to me. It can't be chalked up to coincidence now can it?

Ok so now you are wondering what this all has to do with the Hawks cheerleader squad.. Good question. Ok, here is where things get very strange: Every loss that the Seahawks have EVER had came exactly one day after I did not get lucky with a Seahawks cheerleader! I know!!!..... What are the odds! For this reason, and solely because I am a Seahawks fan, I choose the entire Seattle Seahawks SEAGALS Cheerleading Squad as my second choice in order to help my team get more wins.

Ok now that that is taken care of back to Dr.... Ruth..listen up Ruthie my little turtledove ..repeat after me: vuh-gine-uh, vuh-gine-uh....no not penis, the public does not want to hear you use that word EVER. Just use the word vagina in every other sentence and things will be just fine...trust me.
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