Women Say God Told Them To Walk Down Road Naked

Posted on: 12:06 pm, May 14, 2013, by Staff Writer, updated on: 12:36pm, May 14, 2013
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CHARLOTTE, North Carolina — Drivers did double takes as a traffic jam began to form on Providence Road.

That’s because, in plain view, a family of four was strolling down the street — stark naked.

“Like freshly-born baby naked,” said Charlotte Mecklenburg Police Capt. Rod Farley, according to WCNC. “This was Adam and Eve stuff, not even a loincloth.”

Two women, described as being in their 20s and 40s, and two children, were eventually stopped by police.

http://kplr11.com/2013/05/14/women-say-god-told-them-to-walk-down-road-naked/

If a man is pretending to be a cop in a strip club it's usually because he's scheduled to perform on a stage à la Magic Mike. But when Darren Philip Walker showed up at a Florida strip club with fake cop gear it wasn't because he was there for amateur night. He just wanted to get into the club for free. Unfortunately for him real cops intervened.

According to Florida Today, 24-year-old Walker went up to the front door of Melbourne stripper hut Bare Assets (...subtle name there) on Thursday and presented the doorman with an Accomack County Sheriff's Office badge. He claimed to be an undercover federal agent who was there to arrest a woman named "Mason."

But neither the club's staff or real officers were buying it.

When confronted, Walker admitted that while he had worked with the Accomack County Sheriff's Office he hadn't worked with law enforcement since 2011. The badge he had wasn't even his old one. He had purchased it off the internet. Real cops searched his car and found a hat with the words "Deputy Sheriff" on it, a baton, handcuffs, a blue strobe light and an orange traffic vest.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2013/05/florida_man_arrested_for_prete.php

SALEM — After years of false starts, it looks as if the city has finally found a tenant for its “historic” and long vacant restroom/bathhouse at Salem Willows.

A new restaurant, tentatively called The Clam Shack, hopes to open this summer, or next, depending on how long it takes to secure permits and complete renovations.

The Park and Recreation Commission approved a five-year lease this week for Angelo Meimeteas, a Salem resident who, with his brother, George, owns and operates the Clam Shanty in Wells, Maine.

Meimeteas told the board he plans to open a restaurant with takeout and outdoor seating that will serve fried clams, steamers, lobster salad sandwiches and lobster dinners. Since the building is small, no indoor dining is planned.

“I’ve always loved the Willows,” said Meimeteas, whose wife, Amie Marie, runs a hair salon on Boston Street. “I’ve been going there with my family for years. When I heard the city wanted to lease this property, I looked at it and thought, ‘This could be nice here.’”

http://www.salemnews.com/local/x1307048810/Restaurant-approved-for-former-Willows-restroom

HUNTSVILLE, Alabama - Sometimes it doesn't pay to be No. 1.

Not when the ranking is on the list of "very religious" cities whose residents watch the most online porn.

Huntsville took top "honors" in the poll in which one of the largest online pornography sites, PornHub.com, used data from a Gallup poll on U.S. cities that are "very religious" and compared it with the cities whose residents most often visit its site, according to the BuzzFeed.com.

The findings - based on most religious cities ranked by per capita visits to Pornhub between December 1, 2012 and April 30, 2013 - showed 55 percent of Huntsville residents are "very religious" and make 23.8 PornHub views per capita.

http://blog.al.com/breaking/2013/05/rocket_city_listed_as_no_1_rel.html

Former state representative Stephen W. Doran was held Wednesday on $10,000 bail after being charged with drug trafficking for allegedly receiving a package containing more than 400 grams of methamphetamine at a Jamaica Plain charter school where he worked as a tutor, authorities said.

The package was mailed to Doran at 215 Forest Hills St., the address of the Match Charter Public Middle School, according to a statement from the Suffolk County District Attorney's office. It had been sent as Express Mail via the United States Postal Service.

At about 12:30 p.m. Tuesday, State Police pulled over the Jeep Cherokee that Doran was driving just after he left the school, the district attorney's office said.

State Police had received "information that might receive a package with a large amount of methamphetamine," and had obtained a warrant to search the package, said district attorney office spokesman Jake Wark.

http://www.boston.com/yourtown/news/jamaica_plain/2013/05/former_state_representative_al.html

CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- A Charlotte woman had her son arrested for stealing her Pop-Tarts earlier this week.

The scene of the alleged crime is the woman's home on Goldstaff Lane.

According to a Charlotte-Mecklenburg police report, the mother called investigators on Monday to report her Pop-Tarts had been stolen.

She fingered her own son, who is a juvenile, as the culprit.

Neighbor Fred Patrick could not stop laughing when he first learned an arrest had been made over Pop-Tarts. He knows the young boy.

"He seems real nice to me. I mean, he is real respectful," Patrick said.

http://www.wcnc.com/news/crime/Police-Charlotte-mother-asks-CMPD-to-arrest-son-for-stealing-Pop-Tarts-208524941.html

A York County couple not only couldn't agree on which "American Idol" contestant was going to win the reality singing contest last week but also couldn't agree on who stabbed whom first.

As Karen Elaine Harrelson, 48, and Gregory L. Stambaugh, 57, were watching "American Idol" in the basement of Stambaugh's West Manchester Township home Wednesday, May 15, the two got into an drunken argument over which contestant - Candice Glover or Kree Harrison - should win the season's title.

So one of them went to the kitchen, got a knife and stabbed the other. Whoever was stabbed first then took hold of the knife and stabbed the other, according to West Manchester Township Police.

Both Harrelson and Stambaugh told police the other one got
Gregory L. Stambaugh (submitted)
a knife and struck first, according to a police report.

They were treated at York Hospital for non-life-threatening injuries.

http://www.yorkdispatch.com/ci_23303006/york-county-couple-stabbing-incident-over-american-idol

A cheese-maker has been told by police she may be liable for legal action if she supplies Gloucester's famous annual cheese-rolling event.

The event sees revellers chase a wheel of Double Gloucester down a steep hill and has seen some participants injured.

Diana Smart, who makes the 7lb (3kg) cheese for the event at her Churcham farm, said police warned her about her responsibilities as organiser.

She said: "It made me feel pretty angry... there's not a lot we can do,"

Mrs Smart, 86, who has made cheese for the event for 25 years, said police had warned her she could be regarded as responsible if anybody was injured.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-22639675

TROIS-RIVIERES, Que. - A woman is recovering following a bizarre accident in which she was run over three times by her own car.

Trois-Rivieres, Que., police say the newspaper delivery woman was making her rounds this week and jumping in and out of her car frequently to drop copies of Le Nouvelliste on subscribers' doorsteps.

But things went awry during one parking attempt.

Her transmission wound up in "reverse" instead of "park" as she got out. The woman got smacked by the car's open door as it backed up and ran over one of her legs as she was knocked to the ground.

She attempted to pull herself up and reached into the car to shift the gears. But she fumbled and was struck a second time, resulting in her being run over again. A third attempt produced the same results.

http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/canada/woman-run-over-three-times-by-her-own-car-208704551.html

ROSS TOWNSHIP (KDKA) — It is more than your usual dispute between neighbors in Ross Township. In fact, it is a battle between brothers and the rest of the neighborhood.

People who live on Fairley Road say one of their neighbor’s yards is an eyesore that is ruining their neighborhood.

“It’s embarrassing to have friends over or bring new friends over,” said Tom White, a neighbor.

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2013/05/17/ross-twp-neighbor-dispute-over-christmas-decorations-getting-heated/