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Dumb Cops: Town Marshal Accused Of Stealing Son's Girlfriends' Underwear

A law enforcement official in Millersburg, Indiana, is facing criminal charges after allegedly admitting to stealing underwear from his son's girlfriend.

Town Marshal David Keith Hathaway, 59, has been charged with two counts of conversion, a class A misdemeanor, after allegedly taking panties belonging to his son's girlfriend, who lives in his house.

The victim told Indiana State Police she first suspected something was going on in October 2013, when she found a pair of her panties in a gallon-sized bag, along with several other pairs of female underwear. The bag with the purloined panties were hidden in a safe belonging to Hathaway, the Elkhart Truth reports.

Both the victim and her boyfriend, Hathaway's son, confronted the suspect about his panty collection and he told them it was a joke.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/21/david-hathaway_n_5605857.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news


Derek Jeter Will Get Unlimited Lap Dances And Lifetime Free Entry At One New York City Strip Club

Who needs retirement gifts like a rocking chair and gold watch? Nothing says congratulations on a brilliant baseball career quite like freebies at a... strip club?

An all-nude joint in New York City is offering Derek Jeter and the rest of the Yankees organization free lap dances Sept. 7, the same day that the team is officially honoring the captain.

All Yankee employees will receive free admission and two free lap dances, the Show Palace in Queens announced. Plus, the dancers will be painted in pinstripes.

If Jeter himself were to show up, a rep tells The Huffington Post, he "gets unlimited lap dances and food and a lifetime free-entry pass to Show Palace as a thank you for his years of service as a New York Yankee."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/21/strip-club-derek-jeter_n_5606753.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news


Love it!

Dumb Criminals: Woman Steals Uniquely Identifiable Dress From Vintage Store, Takes Selfies

WEST FRANKFORT, Ill. (AP) — Police investigating the theft of clothing and jewelry from a southern Illinois boutique say they arrested a woman after she posted Facebook photos of herself wearing one of the stolen items.


WSIL-TV (http://bit.ly/1yLsEW6) reports that police arrested 27-year-old Danielle Saxton, of West Frankfort, earlier this month on misdemeanor retail theft charges. She's free on her own recognizance.

Authorities say a distinctive leopard-print dress was among the items stolen July 11 from Mortie's Boutique in West Frankfort.

The store's co-owner, Kert Williams, says he posted about the stolen items on Facebook and that people who saw Williams' posting and those of Saxton made the connection and helped police.

http://news.msn.com/offbeat/police-woman-posted-selfies-in-stolen-dress


Dumb Criminals: Health Food Store Employee Paid For Prostitute With $200 Company Check

SLIDELL, La. (AP) — Police in a New Orleans suburb say a health-food store worker is accused of using a $200 company check to pay a prostitute after a back-room encounter.

Surveillance cameras showed it all. That's what Slidell Police spokesman Detective Daniel Seuzeneau said in a news release. It all came to light when the store's manager reviewed surveillance footage after finding that a company check was missing.

Seuzeneau said 24-year-old Charles West remained jailed Thursday after being booked Wednesday on charges of theft, forgery and soliciting prostitution. Seuzeneau said he did not know whether West has an attorney.

Police say they plan to arrest the woman for prostitut

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/17/charles-west_n_5597269.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news


Dumb Criminals: Hotel Guest Refused To Leave After Check Out, Poses For Mug Shot

WICKLIFFE, OH (WOIO) -

A 34-year old Cleveland woman was arrested Saturday after cops say she refused to check out of her hotel room.
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Police were called to the Quality Inn, 28600 Euclid, because management needed help getting a couple of guests to leave.

Responding officers found that Brian Baker, 24, and Angela Green had rented room 253 the night before and were to have checked out by 11:00 a.m. and now would not leave.

Once there officers explained that they needed to leave or rent the room for another day but Green became loud and uncooperative.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/14/angela-green-mug-shot_n_5585603.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news


For the "useless without pics" crowd:



Dumb Criminals: Restaurant Owner Accused Of Having Sex On Roof Of Neighboring Chipotle

Two Newark residents were charged Saturday night with having sex on the roof of Chipotle Mexican Grill, police said.

One of the defendants was identified as Michael Suh, 38, who owns Mizu Sushi Bar, located three doors down from Chipotle.

The other defendant is Nicole Germack, 27, of the 100 block of Tyre Avenue.

Police responded to Main Street at 9:40 p.m. after getting multiple calls about the incident.

“An NPD officer arrived and, while on the opposite side of the street, clearly observed the two defendants engaging in sexual intercourse on the roof at the very front of the Chipotle building,” NPD spokesman Cpl. James Spadola said.

http://www.newarkpostonline.com/news/article_ad7bf638-d7f3-5c6a-b5f4-f242a32e65c3.html


Dumb Criminals: Two OC Men Arrested For Smoking Heroin In Chuck E Cheese Bathroom

COSTA MESA (CBSLA.com) — Two men were arrested for smoking heroin in the bathroom of an Orange County Chuck E. Cheese restaurant, police said Friday.

Officers were dispatched around 7 p.m. Tuesday to the restaurant and play center, located in the 2300 block of Harbor Boulevard in Costa Mesa.

After the arrived at the Chuck E. Cheese, police found Collin Zborowski, 28, and 27-year-old Daniel Lubach together inside a stall in the men’s bathroom.

“Both males were observed in the process of smoking heroin,” Lt. Greg Scott said.

Zborowski and Lubach were arrested and officers confiscated drug paraphernalia and a small amount of heroin.

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2014/07/11/2-men-arrested-for-smoking-heroin-in-oc-chuck-e-cheese-bathroom/




Dumb Criminals: Iowa Man Tries To Pay Bar Tab With Gun Instead Of Money

A Des Moines man was arrested Friday after handing a bartender his gun instead of money for his tab, police said.

Douglas Allen Wamsley, 38, was drinking at Wellman's Pub, 2920 Ingersoll Ave., and tried to use a credit card to pay his $36 bill, according to police reports.

When the bartender told him the card had been declined, Wamsley handed the bartender a gun instead, authorities said.

The bartender "was surprised by this," police reports show, but he put the gun behind the bar and tried to negotiate a payment with Wamsley, who called several people in an attempt to get money. The bartender told Wamsley to return Saturday to pay the tab and retrieve his gun, and Wamsley became belligerent, the bartender told police.

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2014/07/14/man-hands-bartender-gun-not-money/12632365/?sf28512725=%22]




Dumb Criminals: Delaware Man Tries To Smuggle Heroin In Baby's Diaper

NEW CASTLE, Del. (CBS) — A Delaware man wanted on shoplifting charges shoved baggies of heroin down his baby’s diaper when he was confronted by police, investigators said.

Michael N. Penn was wanted by police for allegedly stealing a Samsung tablet and another item from a Delaware Verizon store in late June.

On Tuesday, police spotted Penn carrying two of his children — ages eight months and five-years-old — and his other child (age seven) was riding his bike next to him.

When police asked Penn to put the children down, investigators say he refused and was observed placing something down his youngest child’s diaper.

Eventually, Penn was taken into custody.

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2014/07/09/cops-wanted-man-shoved-baggies-of-heroin-in-babys-diaper/


I think this gives new meaning to the phrase "that's good shit", doesn't it?

Dumb Criminals: Guy Who Plays Christiain Anti Masturbation Mascot Arrested For... Wait For It...

Masturbating in public!

Phoenix, AZ — In an ironic twist of a fate, a mascot for a Christian anti-masturbation group was arrested Sunday for masturbating in public. The organization recently finished a federally funded 31-city nationwide school tour which it says focused on educating both children and parents about the dangerous consequences of masturbation.

Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin, whose real name is 35-year-old Paul Horner, was arrested on Sunday at Metta Yoga in Phoenix after employees notified police about a man with no pants on peering through office windows.

Tom Downey with the Phoenix Police Department, who took Horner into custody, spoke with Arizona news station ABC 15 about the arrest. “We thought at first he was possibly intoxicated or mentally unstable, ya know, talking about children and how deadly it is for them to masturbate. Telling us he was in town with a Christian organization aimed at talking with children about the dangers of masturbation. Saying things like, ‘They need to stop playing on the Devil’s playground, stop pounding their Devil stick or ringing the Devil’s doorbell’,” Downey said. “Things got very odd when Horner broke down crying in the back of my cruiser and began making noises, kind of like a fish, saying that he believed himself to be an actual dolphin. It was really strange.”

- See more at: http://nationalreport.net/fappy-the-dolphin-arrested-for-public-masturbation/#sthash.bNbKn0Kz.dpuf




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