(Kudos to DUer GeorgeGist for the inspiration.)

If he's off-shoring his money it may be a perfectly legal tax loophole but if he's pitching himself as a guy who can fix the economy he'd better have both feet planted firmly in the same economy I'm in. We're not abstract concepts and our lives are not a textbook exercise or a computer simulation.

Disquieting minds want to know.

And if you can't answer that one, How come nobody ever goes around door-to-door singing show tunes?