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Sanders Sends Vegan Thugs to Attack Peace-Loving Nazis observed by Andy Borowitz



CINCINNATI (The Borowitz Report)—Republican front-runner Donald Trump was crying foul on Monday after Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders allegedly dispatched an army of vegan thugs to attack a rally of peace-loving Nazis in Cincinnati.

According to Trump, he had begun to address a group of “orderly and civil Nazis” at a downtown arena when his audience was suddenly set upon by an unruly mob of angry vegans, many menacingly clad in Birkenstocks and sustainable garments.

The Sanders supporters, singing an alarmingly militant version of Simon & Garfunkel’s “America,” marched into the arena and began “intimidating and threatening” the Nazis, Trump said.
“Make no mistake about who is starting the violence at these rallies,” Trump said. “It’s the vegans.”

Carol Foyler, a Nazi from suburban Cincinnati, said that she feared for her life when one of the vegans “ripped a Trump sign” from her hands and “tried to recycle it.”

Harland Dorrinson, a Kentucky Nazi who drove to Ohio to hear Trump speak, said he would never have attended the rally if he had known “there would be troublemaking vegans there.”

“One of them tried to swing an NPR tote bag at my head,” the terrified Nazi said.



www.borowitzreport.com

What Voter Fraud actually looks like and Richard Burr, R, NC not having any ID at the poll



RALEIGH — Count U.S. Sen. Richard Burr among the voters taking advantage of an exception to the state law requiring an acceptable form of identification to cast a ballot.

The News & Observer of Raleigh reports that state elections records show Burr cast a provisional ballot and filled out a form explaining he couldn't show a photo ID due to a "reasonable impediment." The Republican from Winston-Salem then cast his ballot during the early voting period for the North Carolina primary

A spokeswoman explained in an email that the two-term senator discovered he lost his ID after arriving at the polling location, but then got a new driver's license.

SOURCE AND MORE:

http://www.journalnow.com/news/elections/state/us-sen-richard-burr-lost-photo-id-casts-provisional-ballot/article_0eae6e70-05f1-53e9-b8ce-4c160d55f72b.html

A little levity for us as life is hard and sadly real

Posting this in the Spirit of Peace - Love - Happiness and Unity

Canada Fears Photo of Prime Minister with Pandas Could Worsen American Refugee Crisis



TORONTO (The Borowitz Report)—Canada, already bracing for the possible inflow of millions of American refugees in November, might have made matters worse by releasing an unacceptably adorable photo of its Prime Minister hugging two baby pandas, Canadians fear.

The photo, taken at the Toronto Zoo and showing Justin Trudeau cuddling with two panda cubs, was “the last thing this country needed,” Harland Dorrinson, the executive director of Canadians for Responsible Immigration, a prominent anti-immigration organization based in Ottawa, said.

“Canada is already staring down the potential crisis of millions of Americans pouring over its border later this year,” Dorrinson said. “Did we really have to announce that we have pandas, too?”
The news photo, which Dorrinson called “an unmitigated disaster,” is expected to worsen the influx of illegal Americans because, he said, “in addition to pointing out that Canada has pandas, it is also reminding people that our Prime Minister is an unusually handsome man, especially for someone in government.”

In an open letter published online, the anti-immigration leader urged Trudeau “to put his country first” and cancel a visit scheduled for Friday at the Winnipeg Puppy and Kitten Shelter.


www.borowitzreport.com

Tonight's debate in Flint: I hope very much that the candidates remember Abraham Maslow



Without remembering the hierarchy of human needs, and that the most critically important needs are at the base of the pyramid and moving upward, this debate could descend into something that is of little importance to the people of Flint who are in need of the biological and physical primary necessities.

They will tune out personal attacks between the two contenders, they will not care about emails or transcripts. They care about how they will be made whole, and how all the culprits will be pointed out, named, and punished.

After that they care about who will best protect them and others in the future, and they will use their instincts to see who is credible.
I will be watching to see how well this important criterion for tonight's debate is understood by Mr. Sanders and Mrs. Clinton.

Sanders just won Nebraska

Source: MSNBC

GO BERNIE!!!!
You are on a roll

Read more: MSNBC

Sanders wins in Kansas

Source: MSNBC

Sanders wins Kansas Democratic Caucus ------ MSNBC

No link yet.

Bill Maher: "Trump kept a book of Hitler speeches by his bedsite. Look what I did"

When I click on the thread: "Cha, I have your back" a yellow block of "we don't mean you" appears

I wanted to give a bit of a cudo to Cha, whom I have greatly admired for the steadfastness of her conviction and her support of our President.
Just because I support Bernie Sanders, who in my opinion is the continuation about to leave us, who in my opinion is the representation of the slant of going forward, I can't be heard because the big yellow banner of being banned appears.
Well, damn.
I said something, somewhere, that did not support a point of view that totally supported Hillary Clinton. Whom I cannot support. Damn again.

This i not what DU is about.

We have only just begun

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