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Audrey Hepburn: Beautiful but so much more - did you know this about her:

Varied/interesting lineup on Real Time with Bill Maher - tonight at 10 and 11 on HBO

REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER continues its 12th season FRIDAY, JAN. 24, exclusively on HBO. Allowing Maher to offer his unique perspective on contemporary issues, the show includes an opening monologue, roundtable discussions with panelists, and interviews with in-studio and satellite guests.

Consumer advocate Erin Brockovich is the top-of-show interview guest. Musician Willie Nelson is the mid-show interview guest. The roundtable guests are journalist Josh Barro, Democracy for America founder Howard Dean and political strategist Carly Fiorina.

Rachel to be on the Late Show with Letterman tonight! She says she will wear

the same jacket, a different shirt, and glasses.
Bet she will wear running shoes as well.

OK - I know it's an Oxymoron in more ways than one. Louie Gohmert's brain illustrated.

Is this what "I want my country back" means to the un-thinking?

"Is it wrong that I am smiling?" - photo of an ad I got by email

( a supplier of mine is featuring this as the month's special )


Putin Warns Gays Against Flamboyant Displays at Olympics - caringly told by Borowitz



SOCHI (The Borowitz Report)—Russian President Vladimir Putin said today that gay spectators should feel welcome at the upcoming Winter Olympics but warned them against “any flamboyant displays that draw unnecessary attention to themselves.”
“The Olympics have always been, and should always be, about the athletes,” President Putin said. “Any attempt by homosexuals to flaunt their bodies in a way that is distracting, provocative, or arousing will be frowned upon.”
“Specifically, gay spectators should remain fully clothed at all times, and resist the temptation to unveil their chiseled biceps or shredded abdominals,” he said.
“Furthermore,” he added, “under no circumstances should gays oil, grease, or otherwise lubricate their torsos in an effort to highlight their glistening, ripped pectorals.”
He closed his remarks with one final warning for gay spectators in Sochi: “Remember, this is the Olympics. It is strictly forbidden for you to expose your thighs, buttocks, or especially your nipples, erect from the frigid Russian air.”

www.borowitzreport.com

more photos:


http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,942107,00.jpg



Looks like a Japanese cartoon - unfortunately not funny

"Truth be told on Fox": Obama to force all Americans to buy Pot (Andy Borowitz)



NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—President Obama is about to issue an executive order that would force all Americans to purchase a monthly supply of marijuana, the Fox News Channel reported today.
According to Fox’s Sean Hannity, who broke the story, Obama’s initiative is part of a broader plan to make weed available and affordable to every individual in the United States.
Under Obama’s plan, every American would be required to purchase a government-mandated amount of marijuana per month or face a penalty of up to two thousand dollars.
Hannity said that the President hopes to have the mandatory marijuana plan up and running by 2015, “but they’re still working on the Web site.”
Appearing on Fox, House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) took issue with Obama’s recent remark that marijuana was no more dangerous than alcohol: “I saw that as an insult.”

www.borowitzreport.com


Did I by chance see a post about passwords recently? here's one for amusement and help if needed

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