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"Are You Sure I'm In The Right Place?!"

Trump's son, Donald Jr., lamented on Monday that his opinion is "discredited" as a billionaire's son

Donald Trump's son, Donald Trump Jr., lamented on Monday that his opinion is "discredited" as a billionaire's son.

"Now, listen, in this country I’m the son of a billionaire, I can’t even have an opinion anymore," he said on Breitbart News Daily, according to audio published by Buzzfeed News. "I could be Albert Einstein and they would discredit me as a horrible scientist. It doesn’t matter."

Donald Trump Jr. explained how his father raised his children to be normal.

"He made us understand the value of a dollar," he said. "He made us work and it wasn’t like you start off and you’re, all of a sudden you’re the CEO of the organization."

"You know, we weren’t trust fund babies. We were very fortunate. We experienced great things, but we were spoiled the right way. We were spoiled with great education, great experiences, we weren’t spoiled with cash. You know, like I said, I’m the only son of a billionaire who can drive a D10 just because those were the jobs that I had growing up," he continued.


Can you imagine if Hillary called Trump a "limp dick"? Can you imagine?

and no, not all of us have our minds in the gutter like Trump & his minions

"We were all just having fun. It was a great moment," Trump said on MSNBC's "Morning Joe."

He said the comment earned him a massive standing ovation, "close to 5,000 people."

"I got a standing ovation, the place went wild. Somebody said mixed cheers. Let me tell you the place went wild," Trump said.

He added that he was "doing everybody a favor" by repeating the woman who called Cruz a "pussy" because "people couldn't hear it


In snowy Manchester, NH, this is one tough satirist.


THIS Is All YOUR Fault!


Guess the Rubio-bot criticism hurts. Rubio supporters just ripped a robot costume off a protestor




GOP: Pussy should be legislated, but not said aloud.

Dazed Marco Rubio Wakes Up In Koch Compound To Find Cold Metal Device Installed Behind Ear

Dazed Marco Rubio Wakes Up In Koch Compound To Find Cold Metal Device Installed Behind Ear

UNKNOWN LOCATION—The brightly lit, stark-white room gradually coming into focus as he regained consciousness, GOP presidential candidate Marco Rubio reportedly awoke in the Koch brothers’ secret compound Thursday and reached suddenly to his throbbing head to discover a cold metal device implanted behind his left ear.

As Rubio sat up slowly on a steel cot—the room otherwise empty except for a large Koch Industries logo emblazoned on one wall—sources said he was startled to hear a soothing voice reverberating inside his aching skull, evidently emanating from the smooth metal disk that he gingerly touched while panic began to well in his chest.

“Hello, Marco,” said the oddly familiar voice. “We are very pleased to have you as our guest. We have so much planned for you.”


According to sources, a scared and confused Rubio then absentmindedly felt for his phone and watch, only to discover that his clothes had been replaced with a white jumpsuit featuring an ID tag reading “2016 CANDIDATE #0003.”

“There’s no need to panic—you’ll be back to campaigning just as soon as our session is complete,” said the voice as Rubio searched in vain for a door or an exit of some kind along the room’s perfectly smooth walls. “Remember, what’s best for us is best for you, Marco. Now, let’s begin with an exercise on threats to American free enterprise and prosperity.”


sad bit true...

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