That's not even a parking job

that's an "I left the stolen car to continue trying to evade the police chase on foot" job

If nautical nonsense be something ye wish

Well, I guess that's your business.

yeah, it's like someone broke into the convention and just left him there on the stage.

How'd he get here? We had nothing to do with it.

I got accused of being "mean to Christians", here on DU today

so I'll just keep my mouth shut

well, the great thing about the Illuminati is, they're an all-purpose conspiracy theory.

They can be Jews, Masons, Catholics, Satanists, The British Royal Family, Scientists, Anarchists, Fascists, Atheists, Communists, Lemurian Lizards from inside the Hollow Earth, Dog People from Sirius, or time-traveling acidheads playing a joke on humanity.

Of course, I'm only saying that to cover for the real Illuminati, who are out to get you.

There are probably few people on the planet I can less imagine being in the shoes of

than that dude, anyway.

He's like a Zen Buddhist cautionary tale of exactly how not to get distracted by the whirring, buzzing, ego fear and desire attachments in the region of thud.

I got about 2/3 of the way through Infinite Jest before I gave up

But I seem to remember there was some deal in there about junkies using steel wool scrubbing pads to assist with the smoking of either freebase or heroin.

I dont know, i never got deep enough into the dark realms to find out.

Thats why they call it crack, son

It's not just about "getting high". The drug war is a decades long clusterfuck that has destroyed

lives and taken several huge shits all over the bill of rights.

Anything that drives a stake through the heart of that fucking policy Dracula- and mark my words, pot legalization is a big one- is absofuckinglutely a priority.

If someone wants to call me "infantile" for thinking this is an actual important issue, fucking fine. I'm closer to the grave at this point, than the cradle. Move me in the other direction all you want.

Two great tastes that.. never mind

obligatory comment that the drug war is a misguided waste of resources, we should take a harm reduction approach to hard drugs, and as a philosophical point we need to stop putting people in prison for putting "forbidden" chemicals in their own bodies.


So to speak.