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Warren DeMontague

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Name: Rumdrinkin DeMonattea
Gender: Male
Hometown: This un
Member since: Thu May 20, 2004, 05:02 AM
Number of posts: 56,487

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What do you call a man with 10 rabbits in his ***?

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Because women are programmed by the Matriarchy™ to reduce men to a humming tube full of "C" Cells!!!

It's HORRIBLE, the reductio-gynocentric female gaze phallo-objectiflisnatzhartz which women with their evil womany woman ways turn all that is wonderful about a man into a plastic doo-dad that they can blithely and emotionlessly toss into the nightstand drawer. Sniff!

At least the MEN, the poor victimized matriarchy-abused men, who are still holding on to a shred of their dignity under the weight of the female oppressor, still cry out for a sliver of the humanity their fem overlords have denied them, by purchasing (or, I suppose, renting....yuk) a full body animatronic substitute-- of their cruel oppressionatrix!

Not the women, no, no, not the women. With their emotionless casual lack of regard for all that is good and decent, they can turn a man into a battery operated orgasm dispenser, and nothing more. And when those batteries are dead, what do they often do? THEY THROW THEM OUT, THAT'S WHAT.

They probably don't even use rechargeables. Sigh.

Yes, Yes. I blame the Matriarchy.

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Fri Apr 27, 2012, 04:30 AM (0 replies)

It's everywhere you have authoritarian control freaks telling consenting adults what to do.

And it is certainly worst where fundamentalists rule.
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Mon Apr 23, 2012, 08:54 PM (0 replies)

Some people seem to believe a lot of idiotic shit.

Some people seem to believe that stay at home parents are lazy dropouts who do nothing except encourage consumption and chauffeur rug rats to unnecessary lessons, when the little monsters should be raising themselves unsupervised, as they did in the good old days.


remdi95 niyad
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Tue Apr 17, 2012, 07:44 PM (3 replies)

I don't "feel" superior, I *am* superior, Jack.

Anyway, you've made it perfectly clear that this isn't about a cogent objection to anything in the cartoon (remember... Your OP?) but rather a vigorous exercise in you grinding whatever axe it is that's not sharp enough to get the bees out of your Ostara/Ishtar bonnet.

(how's that for a mixed metaphor?)

I'm not interested in helping you further in that endeavor.

As for the Tao, work it out yourself. Or don't. The Bible tries to pass off illogical, contradictory nonsense as genuine wisdom, the Tao passes off genuine widom as illogical, contradictory nonsense. The Bible resents ridicule, the Tao DEMANDS it. Which is why its jokes are better.

Chew on that.
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Sun Apr 8, 2012, 08:20 PM (1 replies)
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