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Warren DeMontague

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Name: Rumdrinkin DeMonattea
Gender: Male
Hometown: This un
Member since: Thu May 20, 2004, 05:02 AM
Number of posts: 57,038

About Me

What do you call a man with 10 rabbits in his ***?

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Handy AND Handsome, dammit! Not to mention, I have huge hands.

And, ladies, you know what that means.

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Tue Feb 12, 2013, 05:36 PM (0 replies)

DU DEMANDS MORE CREAMED CORN AND EPISODES OF "THE MENTALIST" ON THE GROUP ROOM TV!

That young remdi95 on that show is so nice.

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Wed Feb 6, 2013, 03:44 PM (0 replies)

Sadly, "independent film" has just become one more pre-programmed formulaic Hollywood niche.

Meandering, pretentious-pretending-to-be-profound Millennial-friendly plot, alienated youths/20somethings played by Zooey Deschanel, Ellen Page, Michael Cera, etc.

Soundtrack heavily laden with acoustic guitar Elliot Smith rip-offs, or excessively Twee bands like The Shins or Death Cab for Cutie...

Stick it in a blender, send it to sundance under a major studio's "indie" label, and voila, "Independent Film".

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:19 PM (0 replies)

Hey Rush: dig through some of your sweaty rolls and answer a math problem for -us-, OK?

what's 10% of nothing?


http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/09/20/limbaugh-penises-now-10-percent-smaller-and-shrinking-because-of-feminazis/
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Sat Jan 5, 2013, 12:46 AM (0 replies)

C'mon. ...what's *not* to lurrrrrv?



I mean, except the sweaty, been-up-for-4-weeks-straight-on-Benzedrine pallor. The glassy, large-pupiled eyes, pushed beyond the bounds of crazed by the same; combined with rampant paranoia and nasty, nasty delusions of grandeur.

The general Peter-Lorre-in-Drag sensuality.

The hat--- which looks like an upside down, felt garbage can straight outta a Dr. Seuss book, ferchrissake?

LOVE!
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Wed Jan 2, 2013, 02:35 AM (12 replies)

Right. He's supposed to be just some random dude with an assault weapon.

Classic.
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Wed Dec 26, 2012, 10:08 PM (0 replies)

I dont care who says it, its offensive. It is offensive to blame this on church state separation

...Knee jerk, Reflexively, with zero evidence to back it up. It smacks of crass opportunism, opportunism to push a wholly unrelated agenda using the murder of 20 little kids.

Someone wants to make an asinine assertion like that to me, they need to show me some fucking evidence that "prayer in school" had diddly shit to do with any of this.

It didnt.
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Wed Dec 19, 2012, 07:50 PM (1 replies)

Yes, 'cuz when a mentally disturbed kid takes the easily accessed assault weapons from his

"gun enthusiast", survivalist mom and shoots up an elementary school, obviously Atheism is somehow culpable.
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Mon Dec 17, 2012, 03:49 PM (1 replies)

I think I have a new Christmas song

I banned Ken Ham for Christmas
I sent him his MIRT PPR
I banned Ken Ham for Christmas
I banned him, he wont get too far

Our Christmas feast was lacking
Our Pizza was looking quite bare
It needed some old time troll whacking
Some christmas Ham for MIRT to share

He wanted to give us the good news
How dinos and man got along
But I banned Ken Ham for Christmas
I called his shit silly and wrong.

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Tue Dec 11, 2012, 04:37 PM (2 replies)

Come on. Rice was clearly the Administration's first choice.

I like John Kerry- who, by the way, ALSO voted for the IWR- but I hate to see us lose a Senate seat.

And i don't buy for a Minute that this has been some 15 Dimensional GOP chess. They want Rice to go down so they can prove that they "took her out" because of the Bhengazi "scandal"....

There's no scandal, of course, but they've spent the past 2 months flogging it on FOX and they don't want to look stupid, sitting here with a case of scandalus interruptus and nothing to show for it. If they can remove Rice from SOS consideration, they can point to the "victory" and say "seee? There must have been something there, after all!!"
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Sun Dec 9, 2012, 01:04 AM (2 replies)
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