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Warren DeMontague

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Name: Rumdrinkin DeMonattea
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Hometown: This un
Member since: Thu May 20, 2004, 05:02 AM
Number of posts: 59,444

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What do you call a man with 10 rabbits in his ***?

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Am I the only one who sees, here, the potential for an old-timey piano ballad?

the clouds are white
the water's blue
it's a sunny day
on Kepler 62

The Earth is crowded
it smells like poo
Please darling lets go
to Kepler 62
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Fri Apr 19, 2013, 12:49 PM (0 replies)

You want the Calendar, don't you.

Just replace 2011 with 2013.


Posted by Warren DeMontague | Sun Apr 14, 2013, 05:20 PM (1 replies)

"Curtis, when you cut my hair, can you give me something that accentuates my bald spot

causes my massively outsized front teeth to look even creepier, and generally makes my head look like a big shiny penis?"

"Oh, and please hurry, because I'm on my way to Casual Male to buy a tie that looks like I ate a Backgammon Board and shat it out my neck"
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Tue Apr 9, 2013, 09:59 PM (1 replies)

That's where I'm at, too.

I leave it to the reader to decide who they think is likely more emotionally invested in controlling the behavior of others; the topless secularists, or the religious fundamentalists.

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Fri Apr 5, 2013, 02:46 AM (0 replies)

move on over

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Thu Apr 4, 2013, 04:20 AM (0 replies)

Here's a totally made up example of the sort of logic at play:

1) Hoznofsters call themselves Flimshotters, even though Hoznofsters have a history of criticizing large swaths of other Flimshotters, telling Flimshotters they're not REAL Flimshotters, using derisive terms for other Flimshotters -like "Funflims"- who don't agree to all the Hoznofster definitions of what constitutes "real" Flimshottery, etc.

2) However... when experiencing general, widespread rebuke or -ever worse- open mockery and notbeingtakenseriouslyenough,dammit-ry... Hoznofsters will, however, immediately claim that "Flimshotters are under attack!" and even better, since Flimshotters -the larger group- are known primarily as arguing for equal rights for Wagglehorns, this allows the Hoznofster to move the argument onto a favorable playing field, because really everyone who is at all reasonable believes Wagglehorns ought to have equal rights.

3) Next move is to point out that a widely despised, if ill-defined, group- let's call them Mrazplotzes--- are known for criticizing Flimshotters.

You know what that means, right? If Mrazplotzes criticize Flimshotters and we've established by assertion that Hoznofster=Flimshotter... then everyone who criticizes a Hoznofster MUST BE a dread Mrazplotz!


It's logic!
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Tue Apr 2, 2013, 05:19 AM (2 replies)

That's right. I usually figure that when she spends that much on me, she's after me lucky charms.

Still, I don' give it up ever' time just fer e fine piece of Halibut and an expensive Pinot... it really depen's on me mood.

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Mon Mar 25, 2013, 04:05 AM (0 replies)

Chris Christie. Fat.

Yes, I said it. he's fat. Overweight. Rotund. Gravitationally endowed. Interacting excessively with the higgs boson field.

Fat.
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Thu Mar 21, 2013, 02:10 PM (0 replies)

according to the Copenhagen interpretation, it HAS TO BE instantaneous.

That's the whole point. It's not about "sending" information, it's that locality itself is called into question; the notion that any two points, separated by space OR time, are really 'separate' at all.


remdi95
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Fri Mar 8, 2013, 01:59 AM (1 replies)

It's boobaculous!

Why, it's Sociomologicalifically objectifraculous!

Positively Male Gaze-imacularly Frimlitastically Objectifricactruous!

Downright Heteronormativantively Oppressionofrostiply Pornofologically Harmfopulous!



See, and now I "made up some words" for ya, to be followed by a silly picture. Back to middle school I go!


Posted by Warren DeMontague | Fri Mar 1, 2013, 09:47 PM (0 replies)
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