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Warren DeMontague

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Name: Rumdrinkin DeMonattea
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Hometown: This un
Member since: Thu May 20, 2004, 05:02 AM
Number of posts: 56,673

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What do you call a man with 10 rabbits in his ***?

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Here's a totally made up example of the sort of logic at play:

1) Hoznofsters call themselves Flimshotters, even though Hoznofsters have a history of criticizing large swaths of other Flimshotters, telling Flimshotters they're not REAL Flimshotters, using derisive terms for other Flimshotters -like "Funflims"- who don't agree to all the Hoznofster definitions of what constitutes "real" Flimshottery, etc.

2) However... when experiencing general, widespread rebuke or -ever worse- open mockery and notbeingtakenseriouslyenough,dammit-ry... Hoznofsters will, however, immediately claim that "Flimshotters are under attack!" and even better, since Flimshotters -the larger group- are known primarily as arguing for equal rights for Wagglehorns, this allows the Hoznofster to move the argument onto a favorable playing field, because really everyone who is at all reasonable believes Wagglehorns ought to have equal rights.

3) Next move is to point out that a widely despised, if ill-defined, group- let's call them Mrazplotzes--- are known for criticizing Flimshotters.

You know what that means, right? If Mrazplotzes criticize Flimshotters and we've established by assertion that Hoznofster=Flimshotter... then everyone who criticizes a Hoznofster MUST BE a dread Mrazplotz!


It's logic!
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Tue Apr 2, 2013, 05:19 AM (2 replies)

That's right. I usually figure that when she spends that much on me, she's after me lucky charms.

Still, I don' give it up ever' time just fer e fine piece of Halibut and an expensive Pinot... it really depen's on me mood.

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Mon Mar 25, 2013, 04:05 AM (0 replies)

Chris Christie. Fat.

Yes, I said it. he's fat. Overweight. Rotund. Gravitationally endowed. Interacting excessively with the higgs boson field.

Fat.
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Thu Mar 21, 2013, 02:10 PM (0 replies)

according to the Copenhagen interpretation, it HAS TO BE instantaneous.

That's the whole point. It's not about "sending" information, it's that locality itself is called into question; the notion that any two points, separated by space OR time, are really 'separate' at all.


remdi95
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Fri Mar 8, 2013, 01:59 AM (1 replies)

It's boobaculous!

Why, it's Sociomologicalifically objectifraculous!

Positively Male Gaze-imacularly Frimlitastically Objectifricactruous!

Downright Heteronormativantively Oppressionofrostiply Pornofologically Harmfopulous!



See, and now I "made up some words" for ya, to be followed by a silly picture. Back to middle school I go!


Posted by Warren DeMontague | Fri Mar 1, 2013, 09:47 PM (0 replies)

Look, either address the point or don't.

It'd be nice if on this one matter, we could just agree. Like on something like this:

"Consent is a bright line that shouldn't be fucked with. No means no. Yes means yes. Coercion invalidates consent, by definition. Women have the agency to consent just as they have the agency to not consent. Clear communication being the bedrock of adult relations, consent becomes meaningless if people try to interpret yes from a "no". Giving consent once does not imply eternal consent, and consent can be revoked at any time. However, broad sociological narratives don't invalidate the fact that consensual adult sex is a reality and consenting adults MUST HAVE the freedom to make their own damn decisions about their lives and bodies."

Is that really such an egregious sentiment to get behind?
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Thu Feb 28, 2013, 03:09 PM (1 replies)

Handy AND Handsome, dammit! Not to mention, I have huge hands.

And, ladies, you know what that means.

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Tue Feb 12, 2013, 05:36 PM (0 replies)

DU DEMANDS MORE CREAMED CORN AND EPISODES OF "THE MENTALIST" ON THE GROUP ROOM TV!

That young remdi95 on that show is so nice.

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Wed Feb 6, 2013, 03:44 PM (0 replies)

Sadly, "independent film" has just become one more pre-programmed formulaic Hollywood niche.

Meandering, pretentious-pretending-to-be-profound Millennial-friendly plot, alienated youths/20somethings played by Zooey Deschanel, Ellen Page, Michael Cera, etc.

Soundtrack heavily laden with acoustic guitar Elliot Smith rip-offs, or excessively Twee bands like The Shins or Death Cab for Cutie...

Stick it in a blender, send it to sundance under a major studio's "indie" label, and voila, "Independent Film".

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:19 PM (0 replies)

Hey Rush: dig through some of your sweaty rolls and answer a math problem for -us-, OK?

what's 10% of nothing?


http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/09/20/limbaugh-penises-now-10-percent-smaller-and-shrinking-because-of-feminazis/
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Sat Jan 5, 2013, 12:46 AM (0 replies)
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