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Warren DeMontague

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Name: Not Merv Griffin
Gender: Male
Member since: Thu May 20, 2004, 05:02 AM
Number of posts: 60,336

About Me

It was a dark, and stormy night. The ship was sinking. The Captain said, \"tell me a story\". So I did.

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Where's the option for "We stop taking ourselves so god-damn seriously"?

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Thu Nov 28, 2013, 01:38 AM (0 replies)

Okay... I'm categorically opposed to greedy relatives AND I think kittehs are cute as all get-out.

But their brains are tiny and they are the products of hundreds of millions of years of evolution to be one thing, and one thing only- predators.

Short answer, if you were 6" tall instead of 6', Snookums might not give a shit about your bank account, but she would be more than happy to bat you senseless and then eat you in a most gruesome fashion.

So let's not anthropomorphize the sweet altruism of the feline too much.

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Fri Nov 22, 2013, 04:24 AM (1 replies)

aint no time to hate.

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Fri Nov 8, 2013, 02:20 AM (0 replies)

"Self-righteous internet fueled outrage frenzies are bullshit in almost all cases." WELL SAID.

That should be on a fucking giant granite plaque over the door for some people to read, particularly when they come to somewhere like DU.
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Wed Nov 6, 2013, 12:18 AM (0 replies)

Unlike you morally deficient bottom-feeders, I ***never*** do that.

You should all strive for my superior level of non-superiority.
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Fri Nov 1, 2013, 09:00 PM (0 replies)

I swear, this place sometimes.

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Tue Oct 22, 2013, 06:30 PM (3 replies)


Five minutes ago the only thing we had to talk about was hot celebrities.

Personally, I've never suggested "men are oppressed", that would be a ridiculous assertion.

I do like the hot celebrities, though. Sue me.
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Tue Oct 22, 2013, 03:03 PM (0 replies)

We need an Invisible Men's Movement.

"Ever seen a shirt make a phone call?"

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Tue Oct 22, 2013, 01:50 AM (0 replies)


Posted by Warren DeMontague | Wed Oct 16, 2013, 04:49 PM (0 replies)

The thing is, we're not the ones who are doing it. If we were in charge, it wouldn't happen.

I'd rather have the government funded and the debt limit raised. But it's not up to me.

So barring that all I've got is Schaedenfreude that the GOP is committing political suicide in the process.

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Sun Oct 13, 2013, 12:06 AM (0 replies)
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