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Warren DeMontague

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Name: Rumdrinkin DeMonattea
Gender: Male
Hometown: This un
Member since: Thu May 20, 2004, 05:02 AM
Number of posts: 58,335

About Me

What do you call a man with 10 rabbits in his ***?

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I get hot and bothered whenever I hear a woman's voice say

"Calabi-Yau manifold"

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Fri Dec 13, 2013, 06:02 PM (0 replies)

Too bad it aint the "O" ring.

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Thu Dec 12, 2013, 05:15 AM (0 replies)

Where's the option for "We stop taking ourselves so god-damn seriously"?

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Thu Nov 28, 2013, 01:38 AM (0 replies)

Okay... I'm categorically opposed to greedy relatives AND I think kittehs are cute as all get-out.

But their brains are tiny and they are the products of hundreds of millions of years of evolution to be one thing, and one thing only- predators.

Short answer, if you were 6" tall instead of 6', Snookums might not give a shit about your bank account, but she would be more than happy to bat you senseless and then eat you in a most gruesome fashion.

So let's not anthropomorphize the sweet altruism of the feline too much.

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Fri Nov 22, 2013, 04:24 AM (1 replies)

aint no time to hate.


Posted by Warren DeMontague | Fri Nov 8, 2013, 02:20 AM (0 replies)

"Self-righteous internet fueled outrage frenzies are bullshit in almost all cases." WELL SAID.






That should be on a fucking giant granite plaque over the door for some people to read, particularly when they come to somewhere like DU.
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Wed Nov 6, 2013, 12:18 AM (0 replies)

Unlike you morally deficient bottom-feeders, I ***never*** do that.

You should all strive for my superior level of non-superiority.
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Fri Nov 1, 2013, 09:00 PM (0 replies)

I swear, this place sometimes.



Posted by Warren DeMontague | Tue Oct 22, 2013, 06:30 PM (3 replies)

Zzzzzzz.

Five minutes ago the only thing we had to talk about was hot celebrities.

Personally, I've never suggested "men are oppressed", that would be a ridiculous assertion.

I do like the hot celebrities, though. Sue me.
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Tue Oct 22, 2013, 03:03 PM (0 replies)

We need an Invisible Men's Movement.

"Ever seen a shirt make a phone call?"

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Tue Oct 22, 2013, 01:50 AM (0 replies)
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