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Warren DeMontague

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Name: Rumdrinkin DeMonattea
Gender: Male
Hometown: This un
Member since: Thu May 20, 2004, 05:02 AM
Number of posts: 57,064

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What do you call a man with 10 rabbits in his ***?

Journal Archives

Chuck Yeager and Jerry Garcia

fuckin' A, Bubba.
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Thu Jan 2, 2014, 10:27 PM (0 replies)

Number 9:

Screw this, I'm hanging out in "Weird News".
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Tue Dec 31, 2013, 04:12 AM (0 replies)

Gendercratic UnderWar!

Scrappy Holidays!

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Tue Dec 24, 2013, 04:04 PM (7 replies)

"Keep Fucking That Chicken"

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Mon Dec 23, 2013, 08:18 PM (1 replies)

If your religion interferes with your ability to perform your job, either get a different job

or get a different religion.

Period.
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Sun Dec 22, 2013, 06:23 PM (1 replies)

I fully support this message.

Also I would add that years of experience around here have taught me not to take the intertube drama DU jour too seriously- because it is a mathematical near-certainty that next week, there'll be a new one... and so on, and so on, probably until the sun burns out.


So with that in mind:

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Sat Dec 14, 2013, 08:39 PM (2 replies)

I get hot and bothered whenever I hear a woman's voice say

"Calabi-Yau manifold"

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Fri Dec 13, 2013, 06:02 PM (0 replies)

Too bad it aint the "O" ring.

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Thu Dec 12, 2013, 05:15 AM (0 replies)

Where's the option for "We stop taking ourselves so god-damn seriously"?

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Thu Nov 28, 2013, 01:38 AM (0 replies)

Okay... I'm categorically opposed to greedy relatives AND I think kittehs are cute as all get-out.

But their brains are tiny and they are the products of hundreds of millions of years of evolution to be one thing, and one thing only- predators.

Short answer, if you were 6" tall instead of 6', Snookums might not give a shit about your bank account, but she would be more than happy to bat you senseless and then eat you in a most gruesome fashion.

So let's not anthropomorphize the sweet altruism of the feline too much.

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Fri Nov 22, 2013, 04:24 AM (1 replies)
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