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Balls...--tee-hee-- Balls... --giggle-- Balls... --ooh-hoo-hoo-- Balls... har-de-har-har

Oh...isn't it JUST SO FUNNY!!! They actually said the word "Balls!" on TeeVee!!! Oh my goodness...so FUNNY!!!!!!!!

When the Hell did the entire country revert to grade school humor of the most moronic kind? Well, that is an easy answer, but it is downright embarrassing to see all these 'comedic' sketches and reports with the "winks and smiles...it's just that word...it just is so...'amusing'".

So as tired as I am of it, I had a patient this morning who came in all humorrhoid and everything about the "Ballgate" and "Deflated-ballgate" and all that stupid shit "punniness". So I said to him, it reminds me of the old punchline: "Liquor and rubber balls". So he starts laughing and absolutely deadpan I said to him somewhat conspiratorially: "You know, I heard that women don't even HAVE balls." Absolutely no response....he just sat there thinking.

I just nodded and started in with the procedure...

Mika: Shut. The. Hell. Up.

Listening to her incredibly insipid defense of Joni Ernst's presentation brought forth memories of her defenses of Christie, W., Christine Todd Whitman after 9/11, and every other miscreant who has sullied our airwaves with horrifying bullshit coupled with incompetent delivery and lies.

She is a disgrace to liberated women, to educated women, to successful women inasmuch as her ascent to the co-anchor of a minimally-watched but very influential in its own right program is infected wtih that pseudo-wide-eyed wonderment and outright infatuation with anything, frankly, right-wing and Truman-show-fake. It is utterly repulsive. I give Scarborough credit to the extent that he is simply a RW whore whose attempts to be bipartisan are so transparently false that you just laugh at him but at least his forthright presentation is marginally palatable. She is utterly without depth despite her posturing. Her father must shake his head daily, but be impressed at the size of the check which she cashes each week.

So a Romney staffer is walking down the street

and he sees a fellow staffer who rides up to him on a beautiful, very expensive, imported bicycle. The first staffer asks, "Where did you get that bike?" The second one replies, "Well, it was really strange. I was walking along yesterday and this gorgeous woman rides up to me on this bike, hops off, throws it down on the ground, tears off all of her clothes and says to me, 'Take what you want!' So I took the bike.

The other replies, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."


It's never too early to start.

Late this afternoon, outside the window of my office,

a 20 year-old woman plunged to her death from an eighth floor window, striking a passerby and injuring her badly. At first, we thought it was a suicide, but later reports are that she may have been cleaning her window. This was one of the most horrifying moments of my life, and in addition to the blanket horror and terrible irony, it shows how quickly everything in your life can change, even fade to black. Imagine the sudden realization that one has lost ones balance and falling inexorably and inevitably to the ground below in just a couple of seconds, knowing that you are going to die, having no thought of that just prior.

I have to have a drink and take it easy…this is going to give me nightmares for a long, long time.

To add some perspective

I cannot recall a death toll as low as 4 when the cafe and pizza shop and bus bombings were occurring in Israel on a regular basis. As these people in France seem to have arisen this week, we of the Diaspora have been enduring the tragedies in Israel since 1948, and of course long before that with respect to other horrors perpetrated upon us for the reason "simply" that we are Jews.

NO! Not just a "supermarket"...

It was a KOSHER, thus JEWISH-ORIENTED supermarket...products purchased largely by JEWS because of their religious beliefs, cultural preferences, and kosher-dietary restrictions.

Believe me, when the next cell of these bastards hits a church or a Christian/Catholic shrine or service of a religious nature, you'll be hearing about exactly which sect of Catholicism/Protestantism it is, and well that you should. Making it secular ain't gonna work.

Shopping for Shabbat on a Friday...the timing of this is

not random. The stores fill with Jews buying for Friday Night Dinner which is a ritual in many many households, certainly in the Orthodox Households. It is the price we pay for being known as the Chosen People. Chosen to be shot, gassed, and eradicated.

Tell ya one thing about Christie here in SE Pennsylvania and South Jersey:

This guy has awakened a sleeping giant: many of these NFL fanatics don't give a rat's ass about internecine Presidential Rethug warfare. Many of them, shot and a beer types, vote Republican because, well, because people of color DON'T vote Republican, if you get my meaning. Yes they use excuses as to WHY they don't vote Democratic, but some fair degree of prejudice abounds when the surface is scratched. We all know this, some will actually have the temerity to say it. Generally, they don't really care who is in the battle for the R-Nomination and some vote, most don't, but then head to the polls in the General Election and vote Rethuglican.

Now, they're probably STILL going to vote R in the General, but all Jeb has to do is run a 30 second ad of Christie's high-five being rejected by Jerry Jones and then hugging the man to GUARANTEE that he'll win the PA and NJ primaries should he need them by that time. These people here HATE HATE HATE the Dallas Cowboys more than they hate the Commies and/or the Russkis. They will see to it that Christie loses a primary election if they have to go out themselves and round up like-minded voters. If you're not an NFL fan or come from a region where you don't have a mortal-enemy-team, you cannot imagine what Christie has done to himself here. If he went out and kicked Mother Teresa, he couldn't have more antipathy against him than he does now.

I'm not saying that it is necessarily OK to judge a politician by the team for which he roots, but in this region, and I would suppose in the NY Metropolitan region, he has made enemies for life. It is riotous to listen to the sports talk radio shows and hear both announcers and callers state that they voted for him twice but now think that he's the worst --fill-in-the-blank-- they've ever seen. and that stupid sweater on him…sheesh.

Well, this is a Big Fucking Deal in Pennsylvania...

I don't even want to begin to explain the statewide complexities of this case...staggering.


The special prosecutor and grand jury investigating allegations that Attorney General Kathleen G. Kane leaked secret information to a newspaper have found evidence of wrongdoing and recommended that she be criminally charged, according to numerous people familiar with the decision.

The panel concluded that Kane violated grand-jury secrecy rules by leaking investigative material in a bid to embarrass political enemies, sources said.

Some of those familiar with the grand jury presentment say it recommended charges that included perjury and contempt of court.

The statewide grand jury sitting in Norristown has turned over its findings to Montgomery County District Attorney Risa Vetri Ferman, who must decide whether to affirm its findings and arrest Kane, the state's top law enforcement official.

Read more at http://www.philly.com/philly/news/politics/20150109_Grand_jury_recommends_criminal_charges_against_Attorney_General_Kathleen_Kane.html#Jo6kB0V080SxzQ7g.99

I'm almost 62 years of age and I LIKE my circumcision...

in fact I personally never met anyone who was dissatisfied with his circumcision or talked about it. Pretty much all of the women in my life were rather fond of my circumcision as well. Circumcision has been very very good to ME.

Just saying...since we have Orthodox "misccrean"t threads, and circumcision threads, I thought I'd post one of my own!
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