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The Glory of Youth!

It's Git Down Wednesday!



Git down with yo' bad self!

A least we know who the white rural RWNJ vote is going for

That's who Cruz is going for. It's also his Achilles Heel.

Rubio will probably earn the spot as the anti-Cruz/anti-Trump candidate for the establishment GOPer contingent.

Steve King is looking like he's having an orgasm back there. nt

Who's this wig wearing pumpkin on my tv? Nt

Rubio is all sour grapes

So sad.

I was just on I-94, cruising at 80 mph

The only problem is that the speed limit is 70 mph. I'm lucky that the cops didn't show up before I ended my little experiment on the freeway.

Say, "When."

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A gang of ne're do wells tried to kick my butt at the supermarket tonight



But I didn't let them. Walked out of there with my butt unkicked, you betcha!

Bad Dad Lavoy Finicum (With Apologies to Jim Croce)

Well the East side State of Oregon
Is the baddest part of the region
And if you go out there
You better just beware
Of a man named Lavoy Finicum

Now Lavoy more than trouble
You see he stand 'bout five foot four
All the Eastside ladies call him "Tarpman Lover"
The rest call him "Attention Whore"

And it's bad dad Lavoy Finicum
The baddest tarp wrangler in the whole damned region
Badder than a IBS
And meaner than a pissed off paramecium

Now Lavoy he a farmer
As a foster parent he'd pose
And he like to wave his gubmint checks
In front of everybody's nose
He got a custom F-100
He got an 9-Milly Pistol too
All his kids are working on his farm for free
And the tarp he wears is blue

And it's bad dad Lavoy Finicum
The baddest tarp wrangler in the whole damned region
Badder than a IBS
And meaner than a pissed off paramecium

Tuesday less than a week ago
Lavoy he's ridin' to Burns
The road was blocked by the FBI
His truck skid and hit some snow
And it almost overturned
He jumped out screaming and waving his arms
"Shoot me now, I wanna die."
Well the trouble it then came upon him
'Cause Lavoy Finicum learned a lesson
'Bout messin' with the FBI

And it's bad dad Lavoy Finicum
The baddest tarp wrangler in the whole damned region
Badder than a IBS
And meaner than a pissed off paramecium

Well Lavoy once confronted
Went grabbing for his gun
Well the FBI was not amused
And made him Swiss Cheese just for fun

And it's bad dad Lavoy Finicum
The baddest tarp wrangler in the whole damned region
Badder than a IBS
And meaner than a pissed off paramecium
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