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Mama Mia...

Would think not...

Checking out the new Mazda Pi...

Seems Legit...

Meanwhile, Back At The Conn...

Let's say that we have this Congressional Republican in a box...

While he's in the box, the President signs a historic nuclear weapons accord with the Iranian Government...

If this Republican tweets that President Obama's Iranian accord is in fact a diversion from the problems with Obamacare, then we could classify that Republican to be an asshole. However, we're not sure as of yet that the Republican will tweet such a statement without us observing him.

Now, if some whiner says that we shouldn't call Republicans "assholes" because personal attacks are never appropriate, then that whiner is, by definition, asserting that the tweeting or non-tweeting Republican is not an asshole.

Considering both of these things, one could agree that the Congressional Republican is simultaneously an asshole and not an asshole (Though I'm not one to do that).

Opening the box and observing the Republican is either in the midst of tweeting like an asshole, or not tweeting and not being an asshole at this particular instant…

The question is, how do we know that the Congressional Republican is an asshole or not an asshole without opening the box?

A non-prize to the first poster who answers this question correctly.

Okay, but pretend you didn't hear that, though.

Please, don't eat me...

I'm begging of you!

Calling oneself a "Conservative Republican" is just an excuse to be an utter asshole

by TheDailyEdge

What’s the first thing a disgusting sexist woman-hating pig thinks of when Democrats pass filibuster reform?
If you’re the sleaziest pig of all, the first thing that pops into your head is, of course, raping women.
In his latest attempt to reduce his roster of advertisers to zero, Limbaugh said:

“Forget the Senate for a minute. Let’s say, let’s take ten people in a room and they’re a group. And the room is made up of six men and four women. Right? The group has a rule that the men cannot rape the women. The group also has a rule that says any rule that will be changed must require six votes of the 10 to change the rule.”
Limbaugh continued his analogy by saying that “every now and then some lunatic in the group proposes to change the rule to allow women to be raped. But they never were able to get six votes for it. There were always the four women voting against it and there was, you know, two guys.”

“Well, the guy that kept proposing that women be raped finally got tired of it,” Limbaugh told his listeners. “He was in the majority and he said, you know what, we’re going to change the rule. Now all we need is five. And the women said, ‘you can’t do that.’ ‘Yes we are, we’re the majority, we’re changing the rule.’ And then they vote. Can the women be raped?”


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