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Halloween is coming #53…

You ought to know this about me… I'm in to S&M

"…We have to take it seriously."


You and your buddy are out at a bar, but he's being a drunken ass...

He gets into a fight that he started all on his own. He's getting a well deserved butt whipping, but nothing too serious.

You could either jump in and fight the other guy along with your buddy, or wait until he's had a significant enough thrashing before everyone is tossed out on their asses.

What do you do?

I just got an unsolicited call about Duck Cleaning...

I don't don't know why I got this call, because I don't own any ducks. I don't live on a duck farm either, gawd dammit.

If I did live on a duck farm, I'd clean my own damn ducks. Hell, I thought that ducks were pretty good at cleaning themselves, with all the swimming and grooming that they do.

Next, I'll guess that these same people will call me back about cleaning chickens or geese, the latter being some ill-tempered, nasty-assed birds. Good luck with that.

Needless to say that that call about non-existent ducks has put me in one foul mood.

Shoot, "duck cleaning." What will they think up next?

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