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skip fox

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Member since: 2002
Number of posts: 14,145

About Me

I'm an old professor, having taught at the university level in Louisiana for over 30 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetrythough many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).

Journal Archives

"One of these days we're going to wake up & realize Cheney was right." Come CAPTION Sean Hannity!!!

"Sean ("Evidence? We don't need your stinking evidence.") Hannity is saying: "Listen, John, I don't think, I know Saddam had weapons of mass destruction, and several high-stakes nuclear facilities, and a missile delivery system capable to invading our airspace, and dozens of launch sites, a couple dozen missiles and hundreds of scientists! . . . He just snuck them all across the Syrian border before we invaded. . . . Can anything be more obvious???"


Above CAPTION based on a clip of Hannity talking to John Kasich on the radio posted at Media Matters:


And on his card: "Self-Deception Is My Busness!" . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Nugent!!!

Ted ("I mined the front yard just to give the neighbors a thrill") Nugent is saying: "Since when is telling the truth the sign of a bigot? . . . Is it bigotry to say the slimy gun-control Jews are engaged in a Nazi-style conspiracy if that is the actual case? . . . Is it bigotry to say these same Jews want to take your guns away so they can round everybody up who doesn't agree with them and their filthy Jewish ways when we have proof they're already designing concentration camps???? . . . Just how is that being a bigot, I'd like to know."


Above CAPTION based on the following Media Matters story:


(It's getting harder and harder to satirize these freaks since what they actually say is so transparently stupid and vile.)

"I was hatched not far from here." . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!!

Ted ("My Mama didn't raise no smarties") Cruz is saying: "Trump. Trump. Trump. Trump. Trump. . . . I don't know about you folks, but I'm getting pretty danged tired of hearing about Trump all day and all night. . . . Trump. Trump. Trump. . . . People don't want issues. They want Trump! . . . Nobody wants to about economics or trade. They want Trump! . . . Foreign policy? Wrong again. It's Trump! . . . Bloated government? A soul-crushing national debt? Our children's education? You'e way off. . . . All anyone cares to talk about is Trump! Trump! Trump! . . . That's all I ever hear. Is Trump."

"Jesus was a secret passenger on the Mayflower!" . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!!

Ted ("I wouldn't have believed it myself if I hadn't heard myself saying so!") Cruz is saying: "North Koreans are not stupid. . . . Why right now I hear they're building a thought machine with the aid of ISIS which will make us welcome their invasion and willfully enter a condition of slavery while satisfying their every filthy need. . . . I don't know why people don't wake up and hear me!!!"


Above CAPTION based on the following story with a hilarious clip at Crooks and Liars:


"I'll get all medieval on their assets!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!

Donald ("The universe depends on my existence") Trump is saying: "Excuse me. . . ! Excuse me. . . .! Listen Ted, I know we're a civilized country, but we're at war here. . . I tell you I'd bring back a lot more than waterboarding, I'd call for an entire 'suite', I think they call it, of enhanced interrogation techniques. . . . Yeah, we're civilized, but how do you think the Puritans got rid of the witches? . . . Or how did Shakespeare and those guys get rid of the black plague? . . . It was just a little thing called The Inquisition, that's all. . . ! I know we're civilized, but come on! . . . Geez."


Above CAPTION based on Trump's response to Cruz concerning waterboarding at the 2/6/16 GOP Debate:


I smell rubber burning. Trump must be trying to think. . . . Please come CAPTION The Donald!!!

Donald ("Trying to think is like humping a wire brush") Trump is saying: "They say my Google hits have gone down. . . . And my polls are going down. . . . But I'm not worried. . . . The press is like a measly pack of hounds. . . . I mean, who cares anyway? . . . People say they'll rip me apart limb by limb. . . . But I don't even think about them! . . . With their beady eyes and snarling jaws, . . . Nobody cares, that's who! . . . with their sharp teeth flashing in the moonlight and growls like something's broken down deep inside. . . . Naw, there's nothing to worry about."

"Adventures of the Stupid Stick!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump on Morning Joe!!!

Donald ("I heard what you said without having to listen!") Trump is saying: "Listen, I'm not bragging. . . . Far from it. . . . My second place finish in Iowa is right up there with the greatest achievements of mankind. . . . Like the development of fire, . . . or evicting the Neanderthals a thousand years or so B.C, . . . or of course, the resurrection of Christ. . . . How does that show 'an overly inflated notion' of myself?"

Joe (Never the Same since the Accident) Scarborough is saying: "No, I see. . . . You're right, Donald. . . Absolute right. . . . But don't forget Reagan tearing down the wall!"

Mika (Kochs' Puppy) Brezinski is whistling the opening bars of "All Along the Watchtower."


Above CAPTION based on a clip of Morning Joe on Real Clear Politics:


Welcome to the marriage of true minds. . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump with the stump!!!

Donald ("This potato salad is the greatest ever! . . . You simply wouldn't believe it!") Trump just finished saying: "I guess you heard, Sean, I've been nominated for the Nobel Prize. . . . And if anyone ever deserved it, I do. . . Hands down! . . . I'm incredibly rich, I employ thousands of people, my ideas for American are the greatest of all time, and everybody loves me. . . . Hell, if Mother Teresa, Nelson Mandela, or the Dali Lama deserved it, . . . Well, I'm richer than all of them put together by a huge factor, and far better than them in all the other ways besides. . . . In fact, if they don't award it to me, I'll know the fix was in, and then I'll make them see why they should have given it to me! . . . Peace Prize indeed!!"

Sean ("I'm not really a lap dog 'cause I like to run around too much") Hannity is saying: "You know, Donald, when you're right, you're right! . . . Gotta give you that!"

"Iowa only has 4 letters. What kinda state is that?" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

Donald ("I can swallow my face with my mouth") Trump is saying: "What are they complaining about? It's always one thing or another with these press! A bunch of mongrel and rabid rodents, I you ask me. . . . Sure I said I was raising money for the vets, so you bet I channeled it to my foundation. . . . What are they pissing and moaning about? . . . After all, what's the best possible thing for the vets? . . Why having me as President, of course!! . . . And what's the second best thing? . . . Giving me their money so I can promote their causes with the Trump brand. . . . Imagine the pinhead press complaining!! . . . A bunch of epileptic squirrels making their nut, . . . a stampede of still-born rhinos, . . a maggot-ridden corpse on the Trojan plain, . . . an orgy of . . . (blah, blah, blah)"


CAPTION based on the following DU story with a clip:


Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly as Kirsten Powers hands him his lunch!!!

Bill O'Reilly is saying: "But isn't it true, Kirstin, that Obama Care has killed ten-thousands of jobs? . . . That's undeniable, isn't it?"

Kirsten Powers is saying: "Actually Bill, even conservative sources have concluded that Obama Care has dramatically increased jobs. . . . In studies by the American Enterprise Institute, in fact-- . . ."

Bill O'Reilly butts in, saying: "Aw, don't give me that crap! . . . There are studies, and then there are studies!!!"

Bill O'Reilly is saying: "You can't really believe that I'd let you get away citing a single poll, can you? . . . Don't be another pinheaded, okay?"

Kirsten Powers is saying: "I'm quoting the consensus of studies, if you would like to tell me which studies you're referring to-- . . ."

Bill O'Reilly is saying: "Don't be stupid, Kirsten, I don't have to cite studies. . . . I've looked into this thoroughly and know what I'm talking about. . . . As always."

Kirsten Powers is looking upward as though praying a prayer of dark purpose.


Above series of CAPTIONs based on story at Media Matters with a hilarious clip:


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