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Member since: 2002
Number of posts: 15,128

About Me

I'm an old professor, having taught at the university level in Louisiana for over 30 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetrythough many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).

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Lobotomies come in many flavors. . . . Please come CAPTION Roger Stone!!!



Roger ("Richard Nixon was the most honest individual I ever know next to myself.") Stone is saying: "George, let's just step back and look at this objectively. . . . I said I wanted to testify in front of the House Intelligence Committee, and that should prove all the accusations about my collusion with Guccifer 2.0 are utterly baseless. . . . Why would I want to testify if I was guilty of anything? . . . It doesn't make any sense. . . I am only demanding immunity for my testimony as favor to my lawyer. . . . It seemed so important to him. . . . Poor guy, he's got a weak heart."



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Above CAPTION based on the following story in The Huffington Post with a healthy clip:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/roger-stone-this-week_us_58d848e6e4b03787d359a39f?

"Giving Truth New Standards for Over 40 Years!" . . . Please come CAPTION Fox's Jeanine Pirro!!!



Jeanine (Former Heart Donor) Pirro is saying: "Bret, that's incorrect. . . . I don't know who your sources are but I had no communication with the White House much less President Trump before I demanded Paul Ryan must go as the Speaker of the House. . . . The fact that The President tweeted everyone to watch me hours before was simply a coincidence. . . . I'll stake my reputation on it!"




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Above CAPTION based on the following story from The Inquisitor:

http://www.inquisitr.com/4091905/judge-jeanine-called-for-ryan-to-quit-after-trump-promoted-her-fox-news-show/

"There, there. It'll be okay. Don't cry." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!



Donald (Spit-Up) Trump: "Can I stay home with you today? . . . I don' wanta do anything. . . . Where's my pacifier? . . . Waaa!"

"Listen, Nunes, this is going to be great!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump.



Donald ("Why do I have to do all the hard thinking?) Trump is saying: "Devin, I've got it. This is foolproof. . . . You announce to the press that you've seen evidence of intelligence gathering on me, then come over to the White House where we can have a light lunch and talk MBA and golf. . . . Then when you leave we'll have another press conference where you can hammer it in. . . . Say your sources are top secret or something. . . . Hell, you're the politician, make something up! . . . This can't fail, you'll see."


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Above CAPTION based on the following MSNBC clip of Lawrence O'Donnell:

http://www.msnbc.com/the-last-word/watch/nunes-bypasses-dems-gives-info-to-trump-904407107898

"A day without lies is like a corpse without flies." . . .Please come CAPTION Sean Spicer!!!



Sean (Layering it thicker and deeper for over half a year) Spicer is saying: "Actually Paul Manafort had a very insignificant role in the Trump campaign. . . . . I mean, we let him call himself the Campaign Chairman and kept him on for five months only because he was so good at getting coffee for the entire staff. . . . I know what you're thinking: What's so hard about that, . . . especially if it's all he had to do? . . . But I'm telling you, he was good. . . Very, very good! . . Why's that so difficult to believe?"



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Above CAPTION based on Sp8icer's 3/20/17 press conference as covered Business Insider:

http://www.businessinsider.com/spicer-manafort-trump-campaign-2017-3

"Crooks, clowns, and con-men, what's the difference?" . . . Please come CAPTION Roger Stone!!




Roger (Toilet Heart) Stone "To be honest, Bert, I look forward to testifying in front of Congress. . . . Then I can tell them straight out that I had nothing to do with Russian hacking. . . . I wasn't colluding with Guccifer 2.0! . . . . We only e-mailed each other about chess and hockey. . . . . Once again, I'm the innocent party in all this. . . . Why does no one ever seem to believe me?"


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Above CAPTION based on the following CBS story with a healthy clip:

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-adviser-roger-stone-admits-contact-with-guccifer-2-0-during-campaign/

"I'm not stupid like everybody says! . . . I'm smart." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!



Donald ("Immoderation in all things") Trump is saying: "I don't know what you mean, Angela, when you say we're 'more different than I could ever imagine.' . . . I've got a great imagination. . . . The best! . . . Are we as different as The Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote? . . . . As Bugs and Daffy? . . . As Pepe Le Pew and Yosemite Sam? . . . My imagination would astound you."


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Above CAPTION based on the following Huffington Post story with a healthy clip:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-merkel-wiretapping_us_58cc2ca4e4b00705db4f5894?w9nsnlb1lt6wjc3di&

"Let them eat want ads!" . . . Please come CAPTION OMB Director Mike Mulvaney!!!!



Former heart donor Mike Mulvaney is saying: "Well, Chuck, I don't agree with your premise, that's all. . . . Cutting Meals on Wheels is, in fact, the most compassionate thing we can do!! . . . Having food come straight to their door robs seniors of initiative. . . . They just slump around all day watching soap operas. . . .Think of all the pride they would feel if they just got out of those motorized chairs and became productive citizens again. . . . Heck,with all the deportations of illegals, there will be planty of produce to pick this spring. . . . Why rob them of their dignity?"



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Above CAPTION based on the following DU posting with a clip:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017429219

"The 1st Amendment doesn't cover the media." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!




Donald (They can pile it this high) Trump is saying: "I'll tell you, folks, how dishonest the media is. You all know when I wrote that Tweet, I put quotation marks around the words 'wires tapped,' meaning not really. . . . Like just the opposite. . . . So when I wrote tapp my phones without quotation marks in the second tweet, I didnít need them because they carried over from the first. . . . That's the rule. . . . But the press doesn't tell you that, now does it?




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Above CAPTION attempting to remind us that there was one tweet without quotation marks. Letís not let the shiny object of the first, let us forget there was another for which Trump has NO explanation:

https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2017-03-06/trump-s-wiretap-tweets-raise-risk-of-impeachment

"The truth is whatever I say today!" . . . Please come CAPTION Sean Spicer!!!!



Sean ("Don't make me come down there") Spicer is saying: "The White House utterly condemns the dastardly and criminal act of stealing two pages of The President's 2005 tax returns. We consider it a brazen felony against President Trump and the entire nation. . . . But to answer your question, The President is not interested in discovering who leaked these returns. . . I know we've gone to great pains trying to find leakers before, but we've decided, with this one, to just let it drop. . . . We're feeling generous. . . By the way, did you see how good those returns made the President look?"




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Above CAPTION based on the following Huffington Post story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rachel-maddow-donald-trump-tax-return_us_58c8a110e4b022994fa317ba?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009
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