Just a funny thing...
In another feminist group, we were having a conversation about the all-encompassing nature of P and the always depressing moment when you realize that the men you love and respect still harbor some shreds of it in their statements or behaviors. As we were chatting away about the constant demands that we 'lighten up' and compromise and accept the various misogynist and sexist things that come along with being a woman in the P as just part of living in the 'real world', a charming wonderful intelligent young woman whom I'll credit as Claire S. posted this, and I found it brilliant and also amusing and wanted to share.
"
Something gross and intimidating) Hey, I'm just showing you what the world is like. You should be thanking me."
"You are the most naive person in the world if you think that your male partner _________."
"This is just how guys think."
"This is just how guys talk."
(Preceding making a point, or used AS the point being made) "Well, he's a guy."
"Well, he's a teenage boy."
"Well, he's a boy."
"Boys will be boys."
"But you don't understand the effect that testosterone has."
AAAAAND *drum roll*
"You say that like all men do it. That's so unfair, and it's sexist. Stop lumping all men into the same category."
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I was reading a thread in which the preponderance of emasciated-looking models was being discussed, and of course there came along the comments from men sharing their views about how they preferred to see women who are more full figured, and it reminded me of this, and so I will share it too, in the hopes that some of you might also find it amusing, because we could all use some more feminist humor, I think. 
it is whether we all feel that we're all objectified and found acceptable by the P's standards. Surely that's the important thing? Yes?
Silly woman. 
about hairy armpits. 
Doesn't matter to them whether we shave our armpits, so where's the issue??
But hey, it's really just part of the present culture. My opinion and the fact that I have one is what matters, right?
Never about the real issue, of course.
if my first post had been.... of course, they are all horn dogs and will fuck anything, i would have been attacked endlessly with "You say that like all men do it. That's so unfair, and it's sexist. Stop lumping all men into the same category."
but, because i said you know, there are a lot of men that would not appreciate being told they would fuck an android i had this:
" Something gross and intimidating) Hey, I'm just showing you what the world is like. You should be thanking me."
"You are the most naive person in the world if you think that your male partner _________."
"This is just how guys think."
"This is just how guys talk."
(Preceding making a point, or used AS the point being made) "Well, he's a guy."
"Well, he's a teenage boy."
"Well, he's a boy."
"Boys will be boys."
"But you don't understand the effect that testosterone has."
yes, it is funny.
Nice digs you got here. 
I used to foster and sometimes had mother cats with kittens.
Most mama cats seem to naturally wean their kittens between 8 and 10 weeks. (Or the kittens decide to wean, who knows.)
But once in a while the kittens will nurse much longer (if mom is accommodating). If the mom is tiny, that picture is what happens... kittens almost as big as mom still nursing.
Also interesting that in colonies or other situations where more than one mom with litters is living the same place at the same time, mommy cats will usually share nursing duties. Once I had 3 litters of kittens (with 3 mommy cats) at the same time, and it was a free-for-all when it came to nursing. The kittens would *usually* gravitate toward their own mothers, but they all got around.
Anyway that picture made me smile. I miss having mommy cats with kittens. Mommy cats rock.
I’ve been lurking on the Who Needs Feminism Facebook page for a while now, and I’ve learned a great deal of ways to argue against feminism, which for our extents and purposes, is the radical notion that women and men are equal.
1. Argument from Attractiveness
They don’t teach this one in intro to philosophy classes, but did you guys know that the validity of a woman’s argument is directly proportional to a woman’s sexual desirability? The male corollary to this one is that the validity of a man’s argument is directly proportional to how much pussy he scores. E.g. “You’re an ugly Asian. Argument invalid.” “This one’s a virgin if I ever saw one.” Furthermore, if it is discovered that the woman in question has sex (and maybe even enjoys it??), you can call her a slut and declare victory right away.
2. The Sandwich Argument
This one is fairly simple and versatile. Whenever a woman voices an opinion, you simply demand that she go make you a sandwich. A subgenre of this argument is the, “Get back in the kitchen” argument, which is slightly more adaptable to the situation. For instance, you can ask, “Who put a computer in the kitchen?” Or make funny jokes like, “Why can’t women drive? Because there’s no road between the kitchen and the bedroom” or “If a man hits a woman with a car, who’s fault is it? The man’s, because he shouldn’t have been driving in the kitchen.” The PG13 version of all this is, “Tits or GTFO.”
3. The “Card” Card
Slightly more subtle than the previous ones, this one involves accusing the person bringing up a subject with playing the “x card”. If you’ll recall, Barack Obama was accused of playing the “race card”, probably because he’s black, and because white people never benefit from their skin color. On a discussion of sexual assault or income inequality, a bright young lad argued that women were always “playing the victim card”. Presumably because people who are victimized and then speak out about it have some underlying motive, like not wanting to be victimized.
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