'You Did Great!' Terrified Personal Assistant Tells Clint Eastwood

[Drunken Irishman]

TAMPA, FL—Following Clint Eastwood’s surprise speech Thursday evening at the Republican National Convention, in which he used catchphrases from his old movies and addressed an empty chair as though Barack Obama were sitting in it, absolutely petrified personal assistant Tim Weddle nervously informed the famed actor and movie director that he “did great!” “Wow, that was amazing! Seriously, you were really, really great—everyone loved it so much,” a trembling Weddle carefully told Eastwood moments after the 82-year-old film legend finished his speech and walked slowly off the stage.

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[left on green only]

1. You would have thought that he was wearing the emperor's clothes,

or something.

[Blue Idaho]

2. Did he also have to tell him his name was Clint Eastwood

And that he used to be famous?

[ornotna]

3. “And you were so funny, too! Oh my God, so funny."

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