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Mon Aug 20, 2012, 08:35 AM

FoxNews Joins the ‘War on Women’, Tells Women their 5 Worst Mistakes in Bed



From the “Truth is Stranger than Fiction” files, FoxNews is now not just reporting on the GOPs War on Women, it is now a participant.

Women, are you struggling to become a better submissive wife? Fear no more – FoxNews to the rescue. FoxNews is here to tell you how you are screwing up the sex life of your marriage Here are their Top 5 Worst Mistakes you gals are making (and should correct):

1. Getting grossed out
2. Being afraid to experiment
3. Not knowing what you want
4. Being embarrassed
5. Falling into routine

If any of you women out their are guilty of these crimes, please quit being so selfish and deal with it.

For the original post -> http://thecentristword.wordpress.com/2012/08/20/foxnews-joins-the-war-on-women-tells-women-their-5-worst-mistakes-in-bed/

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Response to thecentristword (Original post)

Mon Aug 20, 2012, 08:38 AM

1. They left out getting in bed with a FOX "News" viewer! LOL n/t

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Response to brewens (Reply #1)

Mon Aug 20, 2012, 08:40 AM

3. I'm sure that falls under the "grossed out" bullet item

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Response to thecentristword (Original post)

Mon Aug 20, 2012, 08:39 AM

2. 6. Climbing under the covers with anyone from FOX News.

There's really six "worst mistakes."

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Response to KansDem (Reply #2)

Mon Aug 20, 2012, 10:43 AM

10. 6. Climbing under the covers with anyone WHO WATCHES FOX News.

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Response to FSogol (Reply #10)

Mon Aug 20, 2012, 12:04 PM

11. Thumbs Up!



Reminds of a date I once had with a woman (who could've watched FOX). I met her at work and asked her out. Well, halfway through the evening she chastised me for "asking too many questions." I don't know, when I go out on a date I like to find out what my date thinks: philosophy, cultural interests, entertainment likes and dislikes, politics, current events, etc. I find such conversations stimulating and it helps me to understand the person I'm with.

Anyway, I took her home soon after that and never asked her out again. I'm not sure what I was suppose to do that evening but conversing with her certainly wasn't on the agenda.

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Response to thecentristword (Original post)

Mon Aug 20, 2012, 08:41 AM

4. Well FoxNews viewers do have lower birth rates....lol

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Response to thecentristword (Original post)

Mon Aug 20, 2012, 09:21 AM

5. What would anyone at FOX know about sex?

 



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Response to HopeHoops (Reply #5)

Mon Aug 20, 2012, 09:34 AM

6. Oh, I think some of their female "talent" know quite a lot

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Response to Va Lefty (Reply #6)

Mon Aug 20, 2012, 09:35 AM

7. They all look pretty boring to me. If I want plastic, I'll get a blow-up doll.

 

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Response to HopeHoops (Reply #7)

Mon Aug 20, 2012, 09:41 AM

8. I meant to imply that they use(d) sex to get on air, nothing more

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Response to Va Lefty (Reply #8)

Mon Aug 20, 2012, 09:51 AM

9. Even the "casting couch" sounds boring to me.

 

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Response to Va Lefty (Reply #8)

Mon Aug 20, 2012, 04:13 PM

12. there is a certain blond (stripper) type quality to some of them

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Response to thecentristword (Original post)

Mon Aug 20, 2012, 05:01 PM

13. 5 Worst mistakes men make in bed:

1. Being gross (ie. dirty, smelly)
2. Installing a trapeze over the bed without checking with her first
3. Not knowing what she needs and not giving a damn
4. Acting like somebody out of "Animal House"
5. Falling asleep immediately

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Response to Raven (Reply #13)

Tue Aug 21, 2012, 07:28 AM

17. I'll admit to the trapeze, but nothing else

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Response to thecentristword (Original post)

Mon Aug 20, 2012, 05:41 PM

14. I would have to say

Piss off! Fox News.. because saying the alternative grosses me out.

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Response to thecentristword (Original post)

Mon Aug 20, 2012, 06:25 PM

15. 5 Worst Mistakes Women Make in Bed

1. Bill O'Reilly
2. Sean Hannity
3. Steve Doucy
4. Brian Kilmeade
5. Greg Gutfield

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Response to msu2ba (Reply #15)

Tue Aug 21, 2012, 12:41 AM

16. Snort! #1 wins that sad field by a mile. Add to that excellent list: Neil Cavuto, John Stossel

8. Huckabee
9. Brit Hume

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