Donald Trump's Convention "Surprise"

[brooklynite]

Hey, remember when Donald Trump was in talks to speak at the Republican Convention? And then (for some reason), he wasn't, but promised his fans he would have a "major role" in Tampa? Whatever. could it be?

(c'mon, you've already figured it out...)

Yes, Donald Trump is going to.....[link:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/08/16/donald-trump-republican-national-convention_n_1790556.html|
"fire" President Obama]. Wob't that make a compelling arguement to undecided voters about how serious the GOP is in dealing with the nation's problems? And, just in time for the new TV season!

[Bozita]

1. Have those investigators he allegedly sent to Hawaii ever reported back?

Or are they still with Charlie?

Older DUers may remember The Kingston Trio's MTA:

Did he ever return,
No he never returned
And his fate is still unlearn'd
He may ride forever
'neath the streets of Boston
He's the man who never returned.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

6. Nope, and the media keeps giving him a pass on that lie

and folks, like his longtime close friend Baba Wawa, keep giving him forum after forum to spread more lies, while refusing to question him about the matter.

[progressivebydesign]

2. Wow. the most juvenile campaign in history, just entered the angry toddler stage.lol n/t

[gordianot]

3. Poor little Donald he wishes he was a Koch brother and not a fake rich man.

I figure he is being funded to be outrageous which is a good gig allowing him to travel and not depend on his stupid reality show to pay the bills.

[GallopingGhost]

4. I had hoped he was going to save America's eyeballs

by firing his hairstylist.

[davidpdx]

5. I can only pray they hang him at the convention

No, that's too much to ask for. Damn!

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

7. Given the massive levels of racism in Trump's birther fanbase...

I'm surprised he didn't hire a white guy in blackface to play the part in the skit.

[Historic NY]

8. I thought it was he was getting a respectable haircut for that thing on his head.

[LiberalFighter]

10. Are you sure that is possible?

More likely he will demonstrate how it spins like a fan.

[mgcgulfcoast]

9. IM hoping he will have naked hot blondes

jumping out of a cake. sorry, my fellow DU friends, if thats the case i will be watching the repuke convention, lol.

[Brother Buzz]

11. Way things are going, Trump may have to fire Romney

I'm just saying.