Mitt Romney is so slick, he will go down without a flush!

Even if strongly arguable, it is somewhat vulgar to simply say that Mitt Romney, with his greased-back hair and plutocratic wiles, is a piece of shit that will lose in November's election.

Instead, you can say the same thing with more finesse and visual impact like this:

"Mitt Romney is so slick, he will go down without a flush!"

You can help flush Romney by recommending this post, and/or repeating the above quote, pretending you made it up yourself.